Friday, December 3, 2010

Sweet Cheeks Waxes Eloquent On Barbie And Ken

This story is from earlier this year..
but I think it is worth sharing.
SweetCheeks, I ask..What are you doing?
Ih'm whachting a mooovie, dat's whut!
Well, WHY are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Isss cuz Ih'm a mooovie stahr and mooovie
stahrrs always wears sum glasses.They do? Hmmm... I don't think Dora The Explorer
ever wore sunglasses.
Dorah the Exphoroher is NOT a mooovie stahr..
Hers a cawrtoon character.
Oh...Well then..WHO IS a movie star?
Nana (insert exasperated sigh)
Yoah know who dey arhe.
No, I don't know, I tell her. Who is one?
Bawrbie! Bawrbie iss a mooovie stahr.
Barbie? I repeat ridiculously.
Barbie is a movie star?
Yesss..hers a mooovie star..
Insert bigger, more dramatic sigh.
Nanny! Her's ISSS a moovie star.
Hers has a pink house anna pink' hers has a dumb boyfwriend.
You mean Ken? I ask.
Ken is dumb?
Yesss..hims is dumb!
With a certain amount of trepidation I ask..
Why is Ken dumb?
Hims dumb cuz God made him that way!
Of course He did-Why did I even ask!
I guess I can cross Ken off the Christmas wish list!
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Tete said...

I wouldn't even think of getting her a Ken doll now! Where does she get her material? I'm not sure I really want to know, but it would be interesting.
I just wonder what she is going to tell her teachers at school about all of you- bwahahahaha- you may have to get a lawyer to get out of it...I have to potty now!
Hugs- Tete

Patty Patterson said...

You know, I've never really thought about it, but she does have a point. Ken is as hen pecked as they come. I've never known him to think for himself... not one time. Now, I guess I know why. It's probably better for dumb men to let the women in their lives do their thinking for them. *lol*

Donna said...

Ha, ha, ha! Too funny! Are you sure SweetCheeks is just in preschool? She seems wiser than her years!!!!

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Oh Sweetie...
I am laughing and laughing this morning. What a precious share and I just love Sweet Cheeks. Yes she is a movie star. Love that precious face and those little sunglasses are over the top.

I would definitely suggest we leave Ken off the shopping list of must haves for Christmas. No Ken doll. Sorry Ken maybe next year?

Have a beautiful weekend Sweetie. Thanks for the beautiful share today. A laugh to keep me going all week. Many hugs and much love, Sherry

Suzann said...

Oh Diana!!

I think you have the cutest grand daughter (I can say that since I don't have a grand daughter)
I am so glad to have found blog land and to have found you. Reading your posts really brightens my day!
Thank you!

Makeup By LisaMarie said...

LOL that's just too cute!! It's such a great age!!

Jettie said...

OK, I'm trying again...wouldn't post this morning.
Yes, I agree with her, Ken is a little air headed...he probably hit his head on the boogie board. Now in about 16 years, we hope that SweetCheeks continues to think him is dumb..

Michelle said...

Hi Diana,
Once again Sweetcheeks steals the show! You know I love Barbie, but Ken is pretty dumb!
Have a great weekend, we will have to compare snowfall totals on Monday!

Bella said...

Hi Again, I am with sweet cheeks... Ken does look dumb!!

Heaven's Walk - said...

LOL! Little SC knows more right now than she realizes she knows! lolol!

xoxo laurie

Love of the Sea said...

This is darn cute. Barbie is a movie star. And yes, Ken does look kind of dumb, doesn't he. Especially in that stupid looking outfit. Sweet Cheeks has Ken all figured out!!

Tootie said...

Thanks to you and Sweet Cheeks for another good chuckle. :)

Romeo said...

Ah I see Sweet Cheeks is wise beyond her years. I think purrhaps we should engage her in conversation more often, yes? I mean how else could we become so enlightened about Ken and Barbie?!? Seriously, this is too funny!!! Of course I might not be MOL if Sweet Cheeks thought tabby cats were dumb ;)


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