FRENCH FRIED! Silly Saturday ADS Post on Sunday

Another AD that I cut out 

and put my own

"spin" on it!

Ready?

Jacques Johnson

was beyond embarrassed
when his Gramama dropped

him off in front

of his new friend's house.

His new friend, Chloe,
 was a lovely young girl that
had offered to tutor Jacques.

It wasn't bad enough that

Gramama had chosen 
a French name for him....

or that she drove a bright

yellow, rusted-out, beat up old

Renault (made in France),

but when she yelled..

Practice your Frenching with that

new frienda yoars...

he liked to have died.

Gramama meant well,

but with her failing hearing.
 she had only heard part of the conversation

when he told her that he was going

to be practicing the French Horn

with his new tutor.

When he got home he told his Mother
that he would be

walking to any further tutoring lessons.

What do you think?
Are you liking these little TAKES on ads?

SILLY SATURDAY- AD SPINS- ADS AS I SEE THEM #`1

Back when I first started blogging

I used to do something called

Magazine Mockery.

It was basically ADS that I found

that I would put my own 

"SPIN" on.

I have a full file folder of those ads

that need to be 

EXPLAINED to MY liking.

I think Saturday is a good day to do this feature.

Everyone is busy and spending family time

so these will be 

VERY SHORT READS.

Here we go with 

AD #1

Roger told Connie that he had agreed

to install the expensive new refrigerator

because he thought she would fill

it with lots of healthy foods...

and start cooking more.

He gently told her, over cocktails,

that although he loved her dearly,

he was sick and tired of

drinking his dinner.

Happy Saturday folks...

try to NOT drink your dinner!