Well, holy cow...
No- I don't really think cows are sacred--
it's just a Wisconsin saying.
Anyway-
I went to tally up the votes for tables
and thought my fingers would go numb
writing them all down.
You all REALLY LIKE this game!
So- without further chit-chat from me,
I will get right into it...
AND--remember you are
ALL FAIR GAME
and I can beWICKED.
Hurt your feelings on purpose? Nope!
Trash you a little bit? Yep!
Here were your choices:
#1-Woodland-Party Animals Invited
Let's just say there are a FEW party animals here.
Carol Slater had a hard time but finally picked #1.
Debra, Pam (doesn't eat squirrel--too bad for her),
Jeanie, Carol W.(#1 & # 6-CAN'T decide--so she's here--hahahahaha-hostess choice),
DJ-A NEWBIE--Wants to eat here and go to #6 for dessert....I will have to educate her before she plays again!
Carrie, Missy-complaining about wood placemats,
Bonnie-NO COMPLAINTS, Jane,
Carla #1 & #4--She KNOWS better-I picked FOR her!
Su-Says 4 is her style but is sitting here? m'kay,
Connie, Sharon/Sugar, Cecilia (clean paint smock on)
Jenn (likes the rabbits-um...I might be missing something but do YOU see ANY rabbits?
TABLE #2 JANUARY BLUES- SPRING IS COMING
Hello Moontides, Theresa, MA,
Suz-freely admits to being hungover,
Gert-says her hangover is flab over her belt,
Sally-will put ALL of her butt here (not sure what that means), Linda-alaCarte-bringing a flask but NOT sharing, Merle,
Marilyn (loves winter-something WRONG with that woman in my humble opinion),
Barbara -Southern Baptist-doesn't drink (or smoke)-will have to separate her from Linda's flask & Jettie- DOES NOT eat wild game or pineapple upside down cake-
Thanks for the menu options, Jettie!
AND MELANIE---THAT I FORGOT
BUT AM ADDING!!!!
#3-HELLO SNOWFLAKE
bj-- Wants a frozen margarita! LOL- She fooled everyone by not picking the black and white check table!
Sandi- says bring on the drunks for singing after dinner, Kathy,
Sandie/Chatty, ADAM-thanks for playing,
Karen/Happy One, Louise, Noreen,
Cheri-What the what? 1,7,3 or 4--she's HERE!
Kim-doesn't like snow-but says "when in Rome"(shhhh-she has no idea where she is)
DebbieDabble- #3 or #4--you is a'sitting here!
Julie says she will eat and then roam the tables,
& sweet Sheri!
#4 BLACK & WHITE ALL OVER
Linda/Ramblings, Dawn, Katie,
Gay-wants pignot (does she think she's on Housewives?),
Susie & V (here because of bj...hahaha-joke is on them),
bobbie-came back to check to see who else was sitting here....(in case she wanted to move?)
Carol-black/white/read all over joke--newspaper, BAD!
Nancy Notes & Nancy Wild Oak,
Karen/PomPom- Called me Queenie--she's got that right!
G Dazee-bringing biscuits-hope she's got a big oven cuz this is a full table.
Connie- wearing black & white to match the table.....
little cray-cray there as the kids say,
Debbie/Lakehouse-welcome back to blogland,
Terri, Denise, Cindy/Creations,
Liz-also has a hangover-flab...shhhh...hey she said it--not me!,
Leena, Cindy/Cloches, Joyous Chaos,
Amy, Anonymous-you know who you are!
,Susan K, Penny,
Louca por porcelina, Jenny,
& Joan-going to copy the table-
she must have a really BIG copy machine!!
#5-JUST SO SIMPLE & SWEET
Lisa- whining about the chairs already, KimMalk-likes to whisper and thinks she can with that centerpiece as a cover,
Rita-the accountant that mixed up 5 & 6 so had to delete her first post,
Cathy/1934 Ctg-Wants to move to #6 after she has "had a few"---still hung over maybe?
#6-WOOD YOU LIKE TO SIT HERE?
Karen Ann- talking about her TAVERN MULE-
I assumed she was talking about one of her horse-type animals until she gave a recipe that included ginger brandy...so there you go...,
Willie-hopes there is game on the menu and wonders "what's a drunk"? hmmmm,
Jack & Karen (my sweet travelers that RV it all over the country), Fran, Linda &
Linda-Itsy/Bitsy, Kitty (not a REAL kitty), Saimi, and our featured guest
UNKNOWN!
Last but not least--
#7-OH DEAR DEER, DEAR
Well, lucky you-Ron The Cocktail King
is sitting here-along with-
Diane-it's her birthday and she wanted
everyone to bring her presents but then decided
SHE would bring everyone else presents!
Kris, Krishna, Jan, Debby Ray, Doris,
Lorrie-who is afraid of critters but apparently likes deer,
Judy with the red dress, red dress red dress on,
Fabby- who has more fabulous dishes than
any of us could ever imagine,
& Sylvia- feeling like Alice In Wonderland
(I think she needs to quit that "stuff" she is using),
Now- I am sure I missed someone-
I always do, you know.
If I did-let me know so that I can place
you and make fun of you, too.
If you don't like your tablemates,
too bad--you are stuck with them!
Happy Day Friends.
Let's Feast!