LIFE'S A TRIP-FUNNY ON FRIDAY/ADNONSENSE

Mom! Mom!

I finally figured out how to

work this video-cam- kind of..

I know the picture remains

stationary...but can you

hear me talking?

Can you?

Anyway...

I am sending you this because

I want you to know that

you were

WRONG!

Dead Wrong!

Remember when I was

a teenager and

you kept telling me that

drugs would ruin my life?

That too much acid

would fry my brain?

Well! Lookit me, Ma!

Here I am!

48 years old and doing just fine.

I've been painting, too...

Yes I have!

Behind me is one of my

best pictures so far.

I call it

Study In Orange

and I'm gonna sell

it for about

a gazillion bucks

to the big art dealer

down the street...

although he seems to be

"out of the office"

everytime I stop by.

Well, anyway...

just wanted you to know that.

I'm doing fine and

many thanks to Daddy

that left me all his money

so I can buy more art supplies.

I hope you are getting by

on the $468. a month

you get from Social Security...

That's all for now, Mom.

Bye.

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PS- How do you like my pig tails, Mom?

FUNNY ON FRIDAY--THE ACCOUNTANT

She was so sick and tired

of her mother nagging her...

Nag..

Nag..

Nag....

She did

NOT WANT TO

be a ballerina.

And, no amount of

dance classes or

Charm School

influence

could change her mind.

Her Dad had told her she

had the perfect aptitude

to be an Accountant..

because she was good with numbers
and they would teach her how to

BALANCE THE BOOKS.

She was so excited to be accepted
into business school.

 She proudly

walked into the front door,

just as you see her,

to sign up for 
Accounting 101.

Happy Friday- Keep Smiling!

FUNNY ON FRIDAY-NO VEGETABLES IN MY FAMILY, PEAS

Connie's mother tried

to warn her the

night before the

wedding that once

she married into

the

Jolly Green Giant Family

 things would

be different ...

especially

once they had kids.

Connie's

Mother-in-law,

Grenella Sprout,

took right over

soon after the

first baby boy, Peter Pepper,
 was born.
In the Sprout family,
the third birthday marked
a 'coming of age' of sorts.

For Peter's third birthday

Grenella served

corn on the cob,

brussel sprouts,

green beans and

peas.

This delicious meal

was followed up by

the most

unusual cupcakes

Connie had ever seen.

After dinner,

Connie excused herself from

the festivities and

called her Mother,

sobbing softly,

to apologize for

not believing her
mother on 

the day of her wedding.


Still traveling- be home soon.
Hope this gives you a Friday smile.

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and by no way is meant to serve as a real advertisement.  If the advertiser would like this
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FUNNY ON FRIDAY-HE CUT HER OFF

The last magic act

that Mr. Marvel  and Margie

performed together

did not go well.

It did not go well

at all.

Now Margie,

who had been the

perfect magician's assistant,

was only half the woman

she used to be.

When he started 
THE ACT
 she tried to tell him

that she wasn't

ready but he had

already started sawing..

It made her sick

just to think

about it.

Feeling guilty,

he had sent her

to all the specialists

in the world

to no avail.

Now,

she preferred to spend

her time in the

healing waters of

Maugoo-Maugoo Bay.

The locals

claimed

this waterfall pool

produced many miracles.

Sometimes when she

looked down

she could almost

swear she saw legs..

but then would realize

that it was 
only a mirage.

She was certainly hoping

for a miracle

because she was getting

tired of pushing herself

around on the skateboard

that Mr. Marvel had rigged

up for her.

The worst part was that

he had a new

assistant and

she was sure

there was a whole

different type of

magic happening

while she was

away.

I am on the road today
and will check in soon.
Have a good day
and I hope you got your 
MORNING SMILE
right here!!!

FUNNY ON FRIDAY

I love taking an ad
and putting my own words to it.
This one 'struck me'...
See what you think~

Good Lord, Myrtle!
If you can sway with the
choir on Sunday
surely you can get
this down before the
talent show..

Now watch...

Arms out..
Left foot up..
Up! I said UP!

What's the matter with you?

Both your feet are
planted firmly on the ground!

Besides that,
you silly woman,
look at your scarf!
All the rest of us
have ours tied nice and neat..
and look at yours..
your ends are just
flying out there
for everyone to see.

~AND~

 Your shirt

is unbuttoned so you
are starting to look like
a hussy!

Listen, Myrtle...
I don't want our group to get a bad name
before we even get started..
It doesn't matter to
me if we
ARE
Quintuplets...

Why do you

ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
have to be
the odd one out?

What??? I don't care if
Marlyss is turned
to one side and not in
step..
At least she has her
knee up and is
trying!

Okay- we are
gonna try this one more
time and if you don't get
it you are OUT!

You hear me?

OUT!

And don't go running

to Mama crying like
a baby like you
usually do either
because this
time she is gonna
agree with me.

After all,

the name of our
group is
Mama Martha's Girls
and she is NOT
going to want to
be ashamed of our
performance.

Ready?
HIT IT!!!

Let me know if you like this-
if so, I might make it a regular
Friday feature to start 
your weekend off with a laugh~

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