My daughter, Mimi, and family
came to town last weekend
for Halloween.
We decided to take the kids to the
local zoo.
I picked CJK up from school
so he could join his cousins
for a fun day.
First up was the lions.
They are BigBoyE's favorite animal
in all the world.
Since he has been old enough to talk
he has said he wants to be a
ZOOKEEPER.
You will notice, of course,
that MAMA was alert and on watch
while the lazy daddy other lion rested.
Baby Bright Eyes was absolutely
FASCINATED by something!
What was it you ask?
Well- absolutely the
MOST FASCINATING ANIMAL
in the whole zoo---
Yes- it's a
SEMI-BLIND BADGER!
Only in Wisconsin, folks, only in Wisconsin.
We could barely drag her away
and on the way back out
we stopped once again for another
peek at this
FASCINATING ANIMAL!
As you can SEE, he was equally
impressed with us!
I could bore you with hundreds of pictures.
But I won't.
You're welcome.
I will skip right to the
GIRAFFES IN LOVE.
OH!MY!
You get up on a platform so that you
can see them up close and personal.
For the measly sum of
ONE DOLLAR
you can let them eat lettuce out of your hand.
We get up on the platform and
pony up our bucks.
We feed the giraffes.
If you are easily offended
PLEASE STOP READING NOW
AND COME BACK TOMORROW.
Apparently, MS. Giraffe is in heat.
MR. Giraffe knows
JUST WHAT TO DO.
He proceeds to TRY to do so in
front of the pre-schoolers,
SweetCheeks, age 9 and Ria, age 12.
I thought SweetCheeks' eyes were
gonna pop out of her head.
Add about 5 years to this picture
and you will get an idea of her expression.
To be honest-
I was quite impressed myself!
Apparently, Ms. Giraffe had a headache
and wanted NO PART of
Mr. Giraffe's fun and games.
EVENTUALLY
he left the
Arena Of Love
and went back to his hideout.
Meanwhile, the guide is telling
ALL THE KIDS ABOUT
BREEDING HABITS OF GIRAFFES.
You will forgive me if I started
laughing hysterically and walked
off the platform.
I WAS going to show you a picture
of the FUN but then thought
NAH--Even I can't do that!
Well, I could!
But I won't. m'hmmm
You will have to use your imagination!
The highlight of the day for me
was watching the human animals
at play.'
From This---
To THIS-
in the blink of an eye!
You will notice how
the youngest fashionistas
wear
THEIR SWEATERS!
So, if you are looking for a
bit of an education,
feel free to check out
your local zoo--
make sure it is mating season-
otherwise you might as well
stay home.
Have a
GREAT WEEKEND.
I will be washing
the kids' eyes out with soap.