This story is from earlier this year..
but I think it is worth sharing.
SweetCheeks, I ask..What are you doing?
Ih'm whachting a mooovie, dat's whut!
Well, WHY are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Isss cuz Ih'm a mooovie stahr and mooovie
stahrrs always wears sum glasses.They do? Hmmm... I don't think Dora The Explorer
ever wore sunglasses.
Dorah the Exphoroher is NOT a mooovie stahr..
Hers a cawrtoon character.
Oh...Well then..WHO IS a movie star?
Nana (insert exasperated sigh)
Yoah know who dey arhe.
No, I don't know, I tell her. Who is one?
Bawrbie! Bawrbie iss a mooovie stahr.
Barbie? I repeat ridiculously.
Barbie is a movie star?
Yesss..hers a mooovie star..
Insert bigger, more dramatic sigh.
Nanny! Her's ISSS a moovie star.
Hers has a pink house anna pink car..an' hers has a dumb boyfwriend.
You mean Ken? I ask.
Ken is dumb?
Yesss..hims is dumb!
With a certain amount of trepidation I ask..
Why is Ken dumb?
Hims dumb cuz God made him that way!
Of course He did-Why did I even ask!
I guess I can cross Ken off the Christmas wish list!