I Had A Dream

Now let me tell you...

MY DREAM

was

NOTHING LIKE
Martin Luther King's Dream

(God Rest His Soul)

Now THAT man

had a REAL dream..

but me?

Well, I have more

convoluted dreams...

and let me tell you..

this one was way

out there..

cuz it involved

family..

and two Internet friends..

and chickens!

Yes!

I. Said. Chickens.

Oh.....

and one surprise

that I am saving for

the end.

So..

If you are looking to read

a little foolishness

you have come to

the right place.

'Deed you have.

Remember Miss Cleo?

The Psychic?

Yeah?

The all knowing-

all seeing-

Miss Cleo?

She could "read" you

on the telephone.

Now..I'm not saying

that there aren't

some people that have

the gift.

I think I have a bit of it

myself...yes..I do...

But..it kinda makes you

wonder that if

Miss Cleo was

so all-knowing

and all-seeing..

WHY didn't

she see the

end to her

empire coming?

Why didn't she

see the

FTC

coming to haul her butt

into court?

Yeah..

kinda makes you wonder.

My DREAM

has deep-reaching

psychological

connections.

It starts with Jayme

over at

TheCoopKeeper.

Do you know Jayme?

oh..if you don't..

you MUST visit.

She is funny..

Not "crazy funny"

(well maybe a bit but

we won't talk about that here).

No..she is just funny!

Good for a daily laugh-funny.

Anyway,

the dream started in her

farmhouse..she was baking..

and talking about her chickens..

Yes..yes...she has chickens..

Really STRANGE chickens..

sorry-Jayme..just sayin'

And-you know how in a dream

it just jumps from subject

to subject with no

apparent connection?

Well, next I was at

Karen's ThisOldHouse...
and she was talking about

chicken coops

(cuz they are ready to build one

come Spring).

She likes

this one...

and this one...

If you haven't visited her before you

need to so..she has a wonderful

house that is beautifully done..

beams to sigh for...

ANYWAY~

I don't "know" either of

these women...

outside of BlogLand.

I will probably never meet them..

(unless I go to some CHICKEN SHOW)

Not saying that's not a possibility given

my feather-brained life...

But..in my dream..

.just as I am about to

walk out to Karen's yard to

see her chicken coop

my brother-in-law,

Steve,

pops up on the walk beside me.

Now..I only see him in the

Summer because he and his wife

do traveling missionary work..

they build churches

as part of their charity work.

so..then he says..

Hi!

Did you know I was going

to build this coop?

Uh...no...

Yep! It's gonna have a steeple.

Really?

Uh-huh..

and on Sundays all the chickens

have to go out in the

yard and Jayme is going to

sing and we are gonna

hold services.

Really?

Now..let me tell you this..

in the DREAM..

that ALL made perfect

sense.

I'm sure Miss Cleo would

figure out what the dream was all about..

Something about

"lofty aspirations"

or

"birds of a feather"

or

"you're way too cocky"

something along those lines..

and..

while I was pondering

how that was going to

work (in my dream)

I looked over and

saw this...A giant rabbit with my grandkids..

seriously folks..

What do you think THAT means?

I have bad news for

Jayme and Karen..

I think...

well, I THINK it means

that they should forget the

chickens and

build pens for

rabbits that lay

Easter Eggs..

and that's all I'm gonna say about that.

If you would like me to

interpret any of

YOUR DREAMS

please feel free to

send me all your cash

and your firstborn.

I do NOT

accept American Express.