Tuesday, February 8, 2011

SweetCheeks Sings Starbucks Songs-Warning..Warning..

Warning-Warning
Picture Overload~
My daughter, TPot, meets
me at Starbucks
(you knew it would be THERE)
with Ria and SweetCheeks
in tow.
Lulu is spending the morning
at a friend's house.
Nannnyyy- Look what I haff for you..
AND
Guess whut ehlse?
I gonna sing a song foarh you too.
Iss my flowah okay?
cuz it dusen't feel okay...
It's fine.
Arhe you shure..cuz I chan't see itt.Ohkay...I juss gonna climb up
on the chairh and sing sumthin..
ohkay?Mama says
You don't need to get up on the chair
to sing, SweetCheeks.

Butttt..Mommmmm..
I wanna stand on the chairh..
Nope..No chair standing..
Ohkay then..
I just gonna stand hearh by the chairh then.
Cue in singing...
I'm hearh and I chant't stand on the chairh
cuz my Mommm says No..doan't stand on the
chairh...and my sistah is whatching..
and my othfer sistah is at a parteee
or sumthin..and she chan't have
eny Starbucks steamahs like I do....
an there is a lady ofver there that is ...
shhhh...

Singing Stops.
Wuss that a guud song, Nana?
SweetCheeks THAT was a
wonderful song.
Are you going to sing some more
songs for us?Yesss..but furst..I gotta a question..
Isss that a boy orah gurl ovfer there?
Shhh..SweetCheeks...
that is a girl...
Noah-isss not...
I hate it when you tease me, Nana.
Seriously, SweetCheeks
that IS a girl.
Ittt iss?
How come hers looks like that then?
Like what?
Like a boy!
I dunno, SweetCheeks...
that is just the way she looks.
Well, that is jusss stoopid then.
I gonna sing sum mohre.
That iss a woooman that
isss luuking like a boy..
and I doan know why..
cuz sumebuddy should
tell her that is stooopid looking...
SWEETCHEEKS!
WHUT?
Sing something else.
That is not nice.
Why? Whut's wrong wiff it?
Never mind..just sing something else.
OHKAY!
The sky is gonna fall down
and crusshh yoah..
crusshh yoah..
crusshh yoah..
especially if yoah
LOOK LIKE
a boy but yoah
is really a gurhl...
an' I am
spinning so the
sky dusn't fall on me..
but it won'ts enyways..
cuz I looks like a gurhl...SWEETCHEEKS!
STOP IT NOW!
Whut-I am jus' singing...
Do we need to leave now?
Noooo..
Okay then..
sing something else...
Can I sing about the offther lady?
No!
Can I sing about my friend, Rainbow
and Bob?
Yes...You can sign about
Rainbow and Bob.
Bob iss a boyyy...
an' Rainbow iss a gurl...
an' they are frihends...
and Rainbow wears dressesss..
and Bob is naughty sumetimes...
and sumtimes hims gets dead...
but only sumtimes..
an' sumtimes my
Nana whon't let me sing about
fings that is 'portant..
cuz hers is crazy...
Cue Stop Singing.
Are yoah crazy, Nana?
I might be if I hang out much
longer with you!
Ria..come and sing with
SweetCheeks..
and sing a real song..
That wuss a reahl song..
I know..but maybe Ria
will have another one to sing
and you can sing with her.
Ohkay, Nana..
Ih'll start..
Nana made Ria sing wiff mee..
and now we
are gonna sing about
sumthin' besides gurhls
that look like boys...
that are sitting hearh drinking
sum Starhbucks coffeee...
SweetCheeks!
Whut? I wuss jus' starting a
song forah us...
cuz Ria is kinda shy to sing
out hearh.
Just give Ria a chance to
start the song, SweetCheeks..
Ohkay..
go ahead..
cuz now I iss too tired
to sing anymore enyways..
Whut do you mean isss time to go?
I wanna stay and sing later.
Another day, SweetCheeks..
We think Starbucks has
had all they can
handle today.
Amen
your photo name

15 comments:

Pamela said...

I can't wait for the day when she's 15 and you show her these posts!!! That will be a fun day!
Did that woman hear her? lol !!

Tete said...

Never give that one a mike in a public place without a can of pepper spray in your purse and the car running outside.
I can't wait until she gets older. I want to see how this turns out for sure.
Whew, I'm still laughing...how you ever manage to hold the camera straight when she's being so funny, I will never know.
Hugs- Tete

Donna said...

Oh my gosh, I am laughing hysterically! That is just too darn funny! I think SweetCheeks may have found a promising career as a rap singer! Yes! And tell me that you all didn't get kicked out of Starbucks???!!!

Michelle said...

Hi Di,
She is something else! What an actress she would make. Your daughter could put her in commercials and be rich!
xoxo

Hope Filled Living said...

Oh my goodness.....to be a little bird, just watching this! She's a shining star! lol.
Hugs to you today,
Mary

Marydon said...

I am in LOVE with those gorgeous chocolate eyes, D. She is just precious. What a darling duet! Don't they just melt your heart? So glad I popped over, wouldn't have wanted to miss this for the world.

Have a beautiful day ~
TTFN ~
Marydon

Kelly @ Much To Do With Nothing said...

Oh this is funny! They're precious! What a day.
Thanks for coming by and commenting yesterday. You made my day. I was laughing so hard at your baby bedding remarks. Clowns and ducks. You're right. That was about it. I thought clowns were pretty scary too. So did my kids.
My husband was wondering why I was laughing so hard at my computer!lol
Kelly

Tara said...

I can't believe you forgot to mention the part where she said "Nana shhhoouuuullllddd stand uhp and sinnnggg whiff me, buht she won'ttt becauzzz sheefs aaahhh wheeerrdooo." ahahhahaha was the best part. I don't think a mic would make one bit of difference.

Susie~From My Home To Yours said...

Hi Diana....what a great story, and the pictures are adorable. I'm still giggling.

Thanks for the suggestion to remove the authentication thing.......I've been meaning to do that for a while. Took me a little while, but I figured it out!

Have a blessed day,
Susie

Auntie Bliss said...

Best read ever!! LOL LOL!!
Um. Did you happen to take a picture of her??? The girl in the song???

Pam said...

Yes. I need a picture of the girl/guy person. You really should take a video of her singing one day. And then you could post it on Youtube and we could make it go viral.

kerrie of sea cottage said...

So sweet. Makes me look forward to being a Grammie. Oh and I just love Jewel(your music). YOu will have so much fun with the new blog font choices...there are so many...it is hard to decide.

Anonymous said...

I have tears of laughter. This just gets better and better. What else can I say.....except I'll probably read this one a few more time.

Thanks so much for sharing. When do you see them again? Can't wait for the next one.

Cheers,
Lisa x

Enchanted Rose Studio said...

OMGood Golly!! How hilarous! She's an absolute doll and I don't doubt for a moment we'll be seeing her on MTV in a few years from now!

You organized this post beautifully. I thoroughly enjoyed it and laughed all the way through!

Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting on my paper roses wreaths! You are a keeper! ha!

Cheers!
hugs!
Tina

Patty Patterson said...

I'm with Sweet Cheeks. BOYS should look like BOYS and GIRLS should look like GIRLS. What was wrong with that girl, anyway. *LOL*