Sunday, February 20, 2011

SweetCheeks And The Brain Clinic

This might look like
any old Sears store
to you.
If you think it is
you would be
sadly mistaken...
No this one has an
optical department
where my
son-in-law got
You can see him all duded
up with glasses on here.
My daughter and the TRIO
(Lulu, Ria & SweetCheeks)
went along to help Daddy
pick out his new glasses.
While he was in
getting his eyes tested
the girls made a
wonderful discovery.
There was a table and chairs
set up for sweet little
because going to the
eye doctor involves
bringing your head with you,
SweetCheeks decided
to open a
She set up shop
in the corner with
a little table and chairs.
Standing up she announced..
an' I ahm the Doctah...
Take a seat and
I gonna see whut
is wrong wiff you.

I haff my owhn chomputah
rihigt hearh..

I gotta check my
monatar hearh...

We haff a seeriouhs probleham
What is it, SweetCheeks?
Lemmme just studdy this repoart..
*big sigh*
What is it, SweetCheeks?
What is the big problem?
Yoarh brwain is jellyfish!
Ohkay, Lulu...
Isss yoah turhn now...
Thiss is vearhy seeriouhs..
It is?
Yep! Yoah haff a bad braihn...
I do?
Can you fix it?
Noah--Yoah gonna hafta go to
the skeery doctah now...
The clinick is closed fohr biznezz.
Thank you, Lord!
Thank you for preserving ME..
Thank you for not making ME
go to
The Brain Clinic.
Thank you for not allowing
her to diagnose me...
I'm afraid she might try to operate!
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⚜ ↁℯℬℬᴵℰ⚜ said...

Cute, cute, cute...she is going to be a creative something something...not sure yet:)!

Anonymous said...

I'm sitting here crying again. Can't wait for Miss 11 to get home.

Lisa x

Tete said...

Too hilarious! I'm dying here! Just when you think you have heard it all from this child- bang upside the head!
Lord help every single teacher this kid is going to have in life- because she's a hum dinger for sure.
So glad you were not diagnosed and that surgery with a fork was not required! LOL
Oh, my, if I get one of those- you have to come and help me!
Hugs- Tete

Blue Creek Home said...

I don't need cute Doctah SweetCheeks to examine my pea brain to know that I have a vearhy seeriouhs problem with it!!!

I'm telling you, these stories should be in a book!

Thanks for the laugh!

At The Picket Fence said...

So hysterical! I've been out of town for a few days so I just sat and read through all of your recent posts and it was so great 'cause it reminded me once again of why I started coming over here in the first are not only hilarious but your heart shines through every word! :-)

Suzanne said...

Hahahaha! Adorable!

Diana Ferguson said...


Patty Patterson said...

Well, the world definately needs a few more brain doctors with all the crazies out there. Maybe Sweet Cheeks can fix them.

time worn interiors said...

Kids say the most unforgettable things! Cute!

Donna said...

So funny, Diana! You and the girls always manage to make be laugh! And I have a sneaking suspicion that I have a jelly fish for a brain, too:)

Cindy Adkins said...

Oh my gosh, this is too funny!!! I tell you, they are just precious!!! A joy every day, I am sure!!!

laura said...

Dianna, I do know some people who needin to see a brain clinician!!! deed i do!! ( a dianaism in my books!!!) So glad to be back and loving all your past posts I have missed!! Missed you too! Hugs all the way to starbucks and back!!!!
Laura xxx

Simply Debbie said...

Dear Diana,
This is my first time to visit your hilarous blog.
I found you through that funny...funny statement you left Jane congratulating me on my Flora Doora Bag.
I think You and Sweet Cheeks should hit the road as a comic the straight person and her the the Smothers Brothers or Phyllis Dillard and Bob
I will be joining your blog to follow you because I have to keep up with Sweet Cheeks and you. Such a delight to meet you.
I hope you will drop by and see me and I would be honored if you followed me.
Have A Sugar Sweet Day
Simply Debbie

sissie said...

Callin Doctor Sweet Cheeks!!!! I'm in need of a brain transplant from blogging too much! LOL.

What a cutie and very smart. I'm glad she didn't attempt brain surgery on you.


Blooming Rose Musings said...

My goodness, SweetCheeks is so a brain doctor! And at such a young age! She is certainly the funniest brain doctor. I'm really happy for you that you didn't need to have brain surgery. She is so cute. I love all your stories. They are absolutely precious. Thank you so much for sharing them with us.
I also loved your last post about your daughter-in-law. Your son's a lucky guy to have two wonderful women in his life.