Awggghhh!
Papa- I am not
effen going to talhk to youh enymore
about it~
An' I canhn't effen hear youh now!
I ahm just gonna go talhk to
my ofther frweinds overah there now..
SweetCheeks makes two rounds
talking to her "friends"
and then comes back to sit down.
What's that in your hand? We ask.
Theese are swhords, silly.
But...youh gotta stwraighten them outt
LIKE THISS.
What do we need swords for?
*big sigh*
Youh need them to fight off the Pirates!
What pirates?
*bigger sigh*
The onhes right ofver there
They are on orhe boatt!
Get yourh swhords ready cuz
we arhe gonna need them!
Loohk! Pull them out stwraight..
Like THIS~
An' then when youh seee a
Pirate cohming...
you jabb him like thiss with yourh swhord!
Got it?
Yep! We got it!
AANN'
DON'T holhd youhr swhord like this..
cuz youh ken cutt youhrselff.
Got it?
Yep! We got it!
OH NOOOOO!
What's the matter, SweetCheeks?
The pirhates have taken ourh
boat ovfer and we arhe headed
forh the Waterfalls...
OH NO!! Is too late for the swhords..
Yell BOO!
What?
YELL BOOO...to save ourhselvfes.
BOO-
We whisper/exclaim (feeling like idiots and not
wanting to disturb other patrons who
just MIGHT want to enjoy their coffee
in silence)
NO! LOWDAHR! They can't hear us!
BOOOOO-
They cahn't hearh youh yet...Lowder..
BOOOOOOO
(wanting to get his over with)
Hooooohhh...Juss' in time..
We is saffved!
Let the song(s) begin..
(sung to a tune you will never
hear on the radio-or any other
place for that matter)
We hass sahfved ourselffs frum
the Pirates...who wuz gonna
make us walhk the plank...
orr they wuz gonna eatt us
or sumthin' and they would
havfe eatted Papa furst..
cuz hims is a old people...
and I coulda ran away while they
wuz bussy wiff that..
An' my sistahs are safffe cuz they
arhe at skool...and..
WAIT! WAIT! They are coming
back...We are headed towarhds the
Falls again...
Yell BOOOOO...Quick...
BOOOOOO!
(We have learned our lesson this time
one big BOO and it will all be over)
Ohkay...we arhe
REALLY SAFVED NOW!
See them up there in the sky?
They isss gohne FOREVAH!
GOHNE-GOHNE-GOHNE!
Whare to you think they
are ghone to, Nana?
I don't know, Honey,
but we have to be gone too!
We need to leave now...
Buttt....NANA! We jus' gott here.
SweetCheeks...that was an hour ago..
Thass whut I mean...We just gott herhe!
Well, maybe that hour passed
quickly for us...
but I am not so sure it
went so quickly for the other
patrons who were on the
Pirate ship with us...
the ones that wanted to use
their computers and read their
books in a quiet enviornment.
The funny thing is that even people
that don't like kids..
find a bit of humor
in our little
Drama Queen.
Our little blessing...
who will soon be a big girl
and won't want to
show off for us at
Starhbucks!
*sigh*
I am dreading that day~
10 comments:
LOL...I am convinced this young girl is going to grow up to be something in Hollywood..or perhaps a screen writer. I was actually thinking about all the peeps with their laptops and coffee trying to catch some quiet time. Oh well, next time they will either sit back and enjoy the show, or get the heck out fast LOL!
XO
SweetCheeks is so so cute! And those dreamy blue eyes! I'm enchanted by her... and her imagination! love each and every picture, and I so thank you for bringing me here, I have so enjoyed her story and seeing all those cute sweet inocent gestures and and... I just adore kids... and their pure hearts... no wonder Jesus said we ought to be kids to enter heavens.... there's so much truth there, don't you just think so?
Love you my dear Nana Diana!
Cielo
Fun post!
Hi Diana,
Sweet cheeks is sooo beautiful AND expressive--she should be in the movies!!! I love her pirate story AND her imagination--WOW!!! Isn't she just so fun?
Proud grandma, I am sure!!!
XO
Cindy
SweetCheeks is quite the little swashbuckler!! I bet next time, you guys will find a different Starbucks to patronize. Either that, or the other people there will find a different one, for sure:) How funny, gotta love that little song of hers, and all of her expressive ways!!
She has quite an imagination and I love reading these funny events! I will start helping to babysit miss Leila this week. Thursday is my first day.
And I know that every bit of that was true! Sweet Cheeks wouldn't dare make any of it up!
I love it when I'm out and about and see children like sweet cheeks. I'm thoroughly entertained by them. It makes shopping and every thing else so much more enjoyable (because they're someone else's). Actually my daughter and I carry on rather a bit at home too. We were doing impersonations at breakfast today. So fun. Why do they have to grow up? If I were at that Starbuck's I'd be coming over and saying hi for sure!
hugs,
Lisa xx
She must keep your whole family in stitches..
No grandkids here yet, but yours make me want some... : )
Don't you just love the innocence of a little drama queen's imagination? And yes, it is fleeting. My little drama queen that I used to take to Branson every summer and have soooo much fun with is now a junior in college and works at a bank. Where did the time go??? But, I still enjoy every minute I see her. She came by for lunch today Ÿ
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