Friday, November 19, 2010

Phantoms In the Pantry

My friend, Jettie, and I
have talked about ghosts.
We don't talk about them much
because we don't want people to
think we are
well...you know...
CRAZY.
Be quiet-You on the left!
I heard you going..
Ding-Dong-
Nut-so..
I resemble that remark!
Anyway...
Are you ever just sitting someplace
and you feel like someone
someone
someone
somewhere
is watching you?
Do you get that creeeeeepy feeling
Like there is someone besides you
in the room?
Me too!
The other day I had that strange,
unsettling feeling..
I whipped my head towards the
Pantry Door..
and I saw
(Oh! Mary Mother of God
and all the Saints)..
I saw..
THIS.

My heart began to beat a bit faster...

I neared the door for a closer inspection..

Holy Weirdness...WHAT?

Some one is IN there..

Trying to get out!
Who's in there, I ask in a quavery voice..
The eyes-rolled-back-in-its-head
phatom pushes its face closer to
the door..

I'm scared,

I stage whisper to no one..

A voice floats eerily out to meet my ears....

HAWWWWHHHH...IH'M GONNA GETT YOAH!!!

Ha! What can one little ghost do? I ask bravely?
HAHA! I HAFF FRIENDS...
AND
YOAH BETTEARH BE SKARHED!I AM scared...
I am scared they have
eaten all
of the
Cheetos!
the end
your photo name

16 comments:

Tete said...

You're just covering up the fact that you locked them in the pantry!
Love your pantry door! That's cool!
Hugs- Tete

GratefulPrayerThankfulHeart said...

Way to cute to be scary! Don't ya just love having them around to play tricks on you :)

Pam Kessler said...

I thought you were going to tell me your house was really haunted. Very cute pantry door!

Bonnie@Creative Decorating said...

Hee hee!! They do look a little scary! Love the door!

If SHE can figure it out.......... said...

What's really scary are all those *GASP* fingerprints and nose prints all over your door!

Rebecca Nelson said...

LOVE THAT PANTRY DOOR! If you really believed in ghosts I was gonna FERRREAK OUT ON YOU! ahahhah

I need a NanaRebecca bathroom makeover break! Thanks for visiting sweet friend!

xoRebecca

Jane, Naples, Florida said...

Adorable!

Jane
Flora Doora

Soaps by Mimi said...

Oh yes, they do make you believe in ghosts, don't they?
Then there is Pound Puppy!

Anonymous said...

I love those three smooshed faces at the end. Very funny (I mean scary) story. Have a wonderful weekend.

Sandi~A Cottage Muse said...

Hee Hee...love your 3 little spooks!!

Unknown said...

Cute and fun post!I love the moments like that...Keep warm there...Chickie

Pamela said...

The last photo is the CUTEST!!!!!!!! You must have so much fun with these girls...Im jealous!!!

I'm glad you liked my ruby red shoes! Arent they the greatest?!
Pamela xo

Bella's Rose Cottage said...

Hi Diana, My favorite is the last photo and that first nose smooshed on the glass:-))
I have a similiar photo of my pup... I have a curtain on my pantry and had a swinging doggie gate to keep him out, when it wasn't closed he would sneek in and when he tried to leave he would swing it to the closed position and get stuck in there... He would never cry, just stand there with his nose sticking out the crack, I'd be cookin and see the curtain wiggle... freaked me out a hundred times!
Bella

Marlene said...

Cute spooks! Like the door!

Tootie said...

Fooled once again by the girls! :) They have waaay to much fun at your house.

Donna said...

Ha, ha,ha! I would be scared, too! How cute! Love the little noses smooshed against the glass door!