Nana Diana Takes A Break

Nana Diana Takes A Break

Monday, November 22, 2010

LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

I did a post about this
early on--when I first started posting..
but..because I am going to
talk about a special
Christmas tradition tomorrow..
I wanted to acquaint some of my
new readers with this first.
You have never seen a show
quite like a show
performed by
the one
the only
SWEETCHEEKS!
This happened about 9 months ago..
and is as funny today
as it was then.
SweetCheeks is a performer of
extra-ordinary talent. It's a lot like
pay-per-view except she is
a lot more expensive.
Her best performances are usually
preceded by the words..
"Hey, guys..wanna see sumthin'?
(as if we had a choice)
She got the stunning new outfit you
see above for Christmas last year.
It seems to fit her personality
which runs from flamboyant
to downright outrageous.
And, although she likes to pretend
she is a princess..
she is much better as her
own character.
Take a seat, ladies and gentlemen,
the show is about to begin.
This entails lining up on the couch
in our assigned seats.
We always have to leave a space
(or two) for those "friends"
that we can't see.
(We know they are there because
SweetCheeks tells them where
to sit and they get the primo seats).
After we have plunked ourselves down,
the ticket collector takes our stubs.
She looks suspiciously like the actor,
and director, and performer
of the show
we are about to see.
If it is an especially exciting show
we must also fasten our seat belts.
Don't ask because I don't know..
but I think "we" sometimes
have SHOWS and
AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES
a bit mixed up.
Makes no difference.
Here comes the announcement...
WADIES & GUNTULMANS..
WEWCUM TO THU SHOOW!
Now I gonna dance and sing
ouprah
(that would be opera for those
in the know)
Oh Boy! I can't wait.
I am already laughing while
MyHero has that
deer-in-the-headlights-look
the one that means
OH NO-NOT AGAIN.
Buck up Buddy! This will
be over before you know it.
By the time the first few lines
of Jowly Old St. Nickkolus float out
I am suffused with laughter.
At this point
the show
STOPS!
THISSS PLAYH ISSS NOTT FUNNY!
NOW- Stay in yoah seats..
we are gonna haffta starht all
ovearh again!
This statement is accompanied by
a dramatic sigh and
an arm swiped across the brow.
The seat belts must be
refastened and tickets collected
once again.
The show resumes.
I look over at MyHero who
whispers out of the side of his mouth,
without moving his lips..
I can't wait for the intermission.
And, once again,
the strains of
JOWLY OLD ST. NICKOLUS
fills the room.
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15 comments:

  1. She needs her own sitcom...I would watch.
    Hugs- Tete

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  2. Amazing!
    I love any kind of family show time.
    How much fun-

    Have a blessed Thanksgiving,

    Laura
    White Spray Paint

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  3. How wonderful you have your own actress/comedian/singer/entertainer in your family!!!
    Suzann

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  4. How fun it will be when she is older and looks back on this and can see just what an adorable kid she was! Too cute! Happy Thanksgiving to your family...
    XoXo

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  5. What a little ham she is! She's absolutely adorable. Makes me miss my little girls (because they're all big girls now.)

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  6. Girl, do you live nearby 'cause I sure wish we could meet! This is too funny and so so cute. Unfortunately I live far away from my grand-girls and don't get to see all their shenanigans but I have a wonderful son who dutifully sends his Mom (me) recordings of their wonderful dance routines, etc. But when I can't see them I always have the pleasure of returning to your blog over and over again for some hearty laughs. xoxo

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  7. Hilarious! I also loved seeing that your sweet cheeks says "wadies and gentlemanns" just like my daughter does when she is getting ready to put on a magic show! Having a boy first did not prepare me for the drama that comes with girls. Never a dull moment! :-)
    Vanessa

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  8. That is just hilarious Diana!
    I am just chuckling away!
    And have a wonderful Thanksgiving too!
    It looks like your enertainment is already all lined up!
    Hugs,
    Cindy
    p.s. I want snow now not rain!!!

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  9. Do you tape the show? You should and then you can show it to her fiance in a few (lots of) years.

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  10. Such a cutie! Wishing you a blessed Thanksgiving...and your family as well! xo, Janet

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  11. Oh Diana Sweetie...
    Sweetcheeks is just precious, and I love her outfit. Does she look great in blue or what? This fits her to a "T". I think she would make a great new Shirley Temple. So young and loves to perform. Maybe you should put her into acting or at least modeling somewhere. She has the most beautiful little face. Love it.

    Have a beautiful Thanksgiving sweet friend. So many hugs to you and SO much love, Sherry

    P.S. I am SO thankful for our friendship.

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  12. Just so dear how she fills your lives with such fun and such joy! Adorable :)

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  13. Hey Waydee! That is BEYOND ADORABLE!!! Sounds like she may just be a LOT like you! (And me)...Eeekkkk! Im not sure this earth can handle a 3rd one of "US"...Yeah...it can! She is a DOLL!

    xoxokara

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