Then, he says,
Upon entering I notice that the
ORANGE SHAG CARPETING
is in almost perfect shape...
because it has always been covered by this:Cool! No need to replace something
that is just like new...(MyHero's idea)
Can you say Pergo?
Ooooooh...what is THAT?
Well, that is a STOVE
cleverly disguised as a stainless
steel countertop.When you raise the lid you see this:Oh great-Now I can go on vacation
and COOK...just like I do at home.
Whoooeeeee-can it get any better than this?
Oh. yes. it. does. because
here is the countertop and under those two
little cut outs are two sinks.
Wow! I can COOK AND
wash dishes...What fun for me!Not to worry...Whilst I am
washing dishes I can watch TV
and use all those VCR tapes
that I have so thoughtfully packed away..
Did I know this day was coming?>(AND...while watching TV I can
pop my popcorn in the
handy-dandy Radiation leaking,
tumor curing MICROWAVE~
All this for no extra charge!Glancing to my right I see
a dinette-where I can serve
each gourmet meal I prepare.
This little beauty adroitly folds down
into a BED -just in case we have
company. I hope they are not tired
when I am hungry or we are gonna have
BIG problems!Straightway ahead of the dinette is
the passenger seat where
MyHero will ride...
because, if you remember,
I like to drive...
and he likes to ride.Notice how he has hidden the FOR SALE
sign under his chair?
We would not want anyone else to have
the chance to own this beauty!
I will sit here.
I will drive.
I will drive with
a brown bag over my head
until this baby is NOT orange.
Turning around we head down the hall.
Refrigerator is on the right-past the stove.
Are ya LOVING that wallpaper?
Honey-it ain't never gonna be
1975 again! It's gotta go!Put your sunglasses on cuz
next up are the COUCHES.
Now, I want you to remember something.
This is INSIDE a garage...
There are NO interior lights on in here.
Look at this baby GLOW!The back of this little honey flips up
to make a bunk bed above
the lower berth...
Speaking of which...
do you suppose any berth making went
on in here? Oh..I see...it's spelled
birth-English language is funny like that, huh?
But now that I have thought of it....eeeew
Spray those suckers with Lysol fast~
Walking straight down the hall we
walk into the bathroom!
I see this....What IS this?
I dunno...but I'm betting I can
spray paint this little gem white.
Oh! Now I see...how VERY ingenious.
A toothbrush...cup...toothpaste holder.
What? No used toothbrushes? Really?
On my immediate left is a