Papa- I am not
effen going to talhk to youh enymore
An' I canhn't effen hear youh now!
I ahm just gonna go talhk to
my ofther frweinds overah there now..SweetCheeks makes two rounds
talking to her "friends"
and then comes back to sit down.
What's that in your hand? We ask.
Theese are swhords, silly.
But...youh gotta stwraighten them outt
What do we need swords for?
Youh need them to fight off the Pirates!
The onhes right ofver there
They are on orhe boatt!
Get yourh swhords ready cuz
we arhe gonna need them!
Loohk! Pull them out stwraight..
Like THIS~An' then when youh seee a
you jabb him like thiss with yourh swhord!
Yep! We got it!
DON'T holhd youhr swhord like this..
cuz youh ken cutt youhrselff.
Yep! We got it!
What's the matter, SweetCheeks?
The pirhates have taken ourh
boat ovfer and we arhe headed
forh the Waterfalls...OH NO!! Is too late for the swhords..
YELL BOOO...to save ourhselvfes.
We whisper/exclaim (feeling like idiots and not
wanting to disturb other patrons who
just MIGHT want to enjoy their coffee
NO! LOWDAHR! They can't hear us!
They cahn't hearh youh yet...Lowder..
(wanting to get his over with)
Hooooohhh...Juss' in time..
We is saffved!
Let the song(s) begin..
(sung to a tune you will never
hear on the radio-or any other
place for that matter)
We hass sahfved ourselffs frum
the Pirates...who wuz gonna
make us walhk the plank...
orr they wuz gonna eatt us
or sumthin' and they would
havfe eatted Papa furst..
cuz hims is a old people...
and I coulda ran away while they
wuz bussy wiff that..An' my sistahs are safffe cuz they
arhe at skool...and..
WAIT! WAIT! They are coming
back...We are headed towarhds the
(We have learned our lesson this time
one big BOO and it will all be over)
REALLY SAFVED NOW!
See them up there in the sky?
They isss gohne FOREVAH!
Whare to you think they
are ghone to, Nana?
I don't know, Honey,
but we have to be gone too!
We need to leave now...
Buttt....NANA! We jus' gott here.
SweetCheeks...that was an hour ago..
Thass whut I mean...We just gott herhe!
Well, maybe that hour passed
quickly for us...
but I am not so sure it
went so quickly for the other
patrons who were on the
Pirate ship with us...
the ones that wanted to use
their computers and read their
books in a quiet enviornment.
The funny thing is that even people
that don't like kids..
find a bit of humor
in our little
Our little blessing...
who will soon be a big girl
and won't want to
show off for us at
I am dreading that day~