Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Fairy Godmother

I would like to say that the conversations shown are exactly as spoken..
nothing more-nothing less..
The Princesses came to visit today.
They are spending the night.
As soon as they come in the door
(and check their hidey holes)
they shuck their clothes
and put on their
Princess costumes.
Princess Ria is wearing a
costume from last year.
It is the MacDaddy of
costumes-lined and
You can't really see the material but it is shimmery and
when we found it we knew it would be
perfect for this little number.I told her she looked beautiful in her
Fairy Princess Costume.
SweetCheeks frowned..
Dat isss NOT da Fahree Pwrincesss
cosstume..Dass is da
Fahree Godmothah costume Nana!
I haff on da fahree princesss dwress!
Doan yoah know dat Nana?
Well...if I didn't before..
I do now.
Nana- Hmmm?
Can yoah take a piksure of me and Ria
cuz Ria is my whicked stepsitah and
hers goan to jail or sumthin lahter~
Hmmm..Amazing how quickly things change
in a 3 year old's world.
Well as you can see her wish is my command
Hey Nana! You should pwrobably wearh
a cosstume too.
Hmmm...I tell her...
SweetCheeks-you already HAVE a fairy godmother..
NOOOH, Nana...
Yoah isss the Whicked Whitch...
Yoah can cook us sum
gingerbrhed cookies an' den
dems can rhun away!
I think you have the story a bit mixed up..
I will be the GOOD witch and make
some gingerbread boys
and we will EAT them! Okay?
Noooo...Nana...Yoah is NOT the GOOD Whitch
Yoah is the Whicked Whitch.
You can just eat
fwrogs or sumthin cuz yoah iss too bad
to eat cookies!
Yeah-I'll get right on that!

A few minutes later I look over and see this...
Say girls, I ask them...
What are you doing?
We arhe pwracticing for the
Owlimpkics!Can I practice too? iss sooo old an' you might
bwreak sumthin..
or get dead.
Indeed I might..
Guess I will just sit tight and watch you!
Dasss good, Nana...Dass is berry good
cuz den yoah woant get hurt!
A few minutes after this SweetCheeks
comes out dressed in her
Princess Bride costume
complete with veil..
sorry-I missed the Photo Op.
I told her she looked beautiful.
She said,
Yah~I know dat!
I told her I hoped that someday I could
be sitting in the front row
of church when she
walked down the aisle to get married.
She looked at me with deep doubt in her eyes.
Nana, she said ever-so-sweetly,
If yoah isss dead nobuddy isss gonna see yoah
sitthing there...and yoah will be sooo sad.
Dass jus berry sad, Nana!
Indeed it is!
Hmmm...I wonder what she knows that
I doan know!
your photo name


Pam said...

Ok, I'm peeing myself while reading this. I had no idea you were that old! You better get back to the nursing home before you break a hip or drop dead.

Diana said...

This post is too cute!!!

Gabriele Agustini said...

Our grandkids are THE BEST things in the world -
as well as THE BEST things to blog about!!
Finally, our kids have come in handy! :)
Just kidding!
My kids are fun to blog about too, except they won't allow me to show anything above the feet.

I can't tell you the pleasure I get from reading your blog, first thing every morning!! Kudos for writing so often! I can only get a new one squeezed out every weekend. You're a ROCK-STAR, Diana!!!!

This post is a real winner!! Love the way they talk!! You nailed it!!

Hugs to you, my new friend,

Jane, Naples, Florida said...

So much fun to read and as always,
I was laughing out loud...and still
smiling as I write this!

Thanks for sharing!
Flora Doora

maddie/cadesmimi said...

Oh me, kids can think of the darndest things to say. LOL Never a dull moment, that's for sure!

Debbie said...

That sweet cheeks really tells it like it is! She's a hoot, just like her Nana.
What blessed little girls to have such a great think of everything to make life fun for them.

NanaDiana said...

You know...I don't know if the blogsters (us) are supposed to come back and write comments about the comment(what does Blogger etiquette say about that anyway?) but I just wanted to tell you guys that YOU are AWESOME. Sometimes when I write this mean- memoir...I wonder if this is just a form of written craziness. (Well, we all need an escape from everyday reality, don't we & this is mine)

Anyway! To all of YOU-Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You are the greatest. I love each and every one of you that actually takes the time to read my blathering and then takes the additional time to comment. Did you want me to send you cash now or shall I keep it until Christmas? Love to each and every one of you- Diana

Diane said...

Awwww, those 2 are too cute for words. I know exactly how you feel about them. My DGDs are the light of my life as are my 2 DGSs Ü

Thanks for visiting me over at Pittypat Paperie and leaving a nice comment. Drop by again sometimes.

The Frosted Gardner said...

Just wanted to stop by and say hello. You always leave such kind sweet messages on MY blog. Especially the one from today. So thank you for taking the time and know that we appreciate it! I love hearing from NanaDiana! (my mom is a nana too). Nanas are the best!

Hope your week is going well!

Melanie @ The Frosted Gardner

Kim @ Savvy Southern Style said...

Oh me on my you might be dead real soon. Too funny. I love coming over here for a good laugh.

Pamela said...

Too adorable!! You must have so much fun with those girls and the memories you are creating for them!!!
It is always so much fun to come and visit you!!

OH and was i saying my husband lies? Oh no (wink wink!) not at all!!
Pamela xo

tales from an oc cottage said...

I want a dress like that! {I also want to look that cute in my undies! ;} You lucky Nana you!!!

m ^..^

GRAMS said...

That's hilarious as was your fun comment on my blog. You make me laugh. Thanks for the fun. Janis

vignette design said...

That was hysterical Diana! Too cute!
BTW, love your story about the moose head!