Saturday, February 11, 2012

Rusty Or Crusty Or Worse? SweetCheeks Weighs In

You know,
a lot of things are in
The Eye Of The Beholder...
or, in this case,
in the eye of the
Toilet Paper Holder Beholder.
SweetCheeks is on the potty
(yes, again).
Nana..Cohme here.
What?
Jusss cohme here!
Sticking my head in the door
I ask again..
What?

Wihll yohu hand me some
toilhet papher?

What the heck?  She has always
torn it off by herself before.
Why can't you get it yourself?
I know you can reach it.

Cuz that thingy has poop on it.
WHAT?
NO. IT. DOESN'T.
That is rust and is supposed to
look like that.
Nana,
(said as if she is talking
to a two year old).
I'm in the
BATHROOM
and I KNOHW IT'S POOP
on there.
Soooo..
Will yohu hand me sum
toilet paper?

Uh...yeah...

Now, being as this is the
powder room on the
main floor I am wondering
how many other guests
have assumed that it is
POOP
on the toilet paper holder
and pulled their pants up
without wiping....
or...
NO...I'm not going there.
I am not even going to think
about the guest towels....

your photo name

36 comments:

Susie said...

Diana, I am up early and read your post first thing...Sweetcheeks makes me laugh.She is just so funny.I could see where a little kid would wonder about rust on something in the bathroom. Smiles, Susie

Nancy's Notes said...

Diana, I almost lost all of my coffee to the key board!! That is just so funny, oh that Sweetcheeks! Aren't little one just the bestest???

Jettie said...

I'm betting no one else, just SweetCheeks. She's just so funny.

Debbiedoo's said...

Bhaaaaaaaaaaa!! That is funny. I am betting no one else thinks that. We love that poop look tell Sweet cheeks.

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh thats sooooo funny,

Gail said...

OMGoddness Diana, that little "Sweet Cheeks" of yours is too funny! Thanks for sharing such a wonderful post. Hope you have a wonderful weekend, Gail

Gail said...

It's me again, I just share this post with my husband and he thought it was so funny. He said they will tell you like they see it!

Ann@A Sentimental Life said...

too funny..they say the darndest things!

outjunking said...

You brought the first smile of the day to my face before I even got a zip of coffee. What a funny child, I bet she gets it from Nana!
Have a great weekend,
lisa

LDH said...

My bets on SweetCheeks. Just sayin' ;)

I have lots of littles that use my powder room and 'stuff' happens.

WeeFaerie said...

She says the funniest things lol! Wherever could she get it from ;) I hope you are enjoying your vacation and soaking up the sun! We were buried in snow here, 3" not as much as your house but enough to kill any spring hopes. Hey, I know, bring the sun back with you but ummmm don't hide it in the guest towels on your suitcase lol!

Pam said...

Oh, no. She is so cute. I'm fairly certain she would be the only person who would have thought it was poop. Maybe you should put a sign on it for people though - "This is not poop".

Tete said...

LOL- that's funny!

Debbie said...

Good thing Sweet Cheeks doesn't visit my house with all the shabby, rusty, chippy stuff around here!!!! She would really be grossed out.
Having fun yet?
xxoo

Nellie said...

How funny, once again! Sweet Cheeks just keeps you in stitches, doesn't she! It sounds like you are having a great time!
When are you heading back home? Remember to wave when you come through Tennessee!:-)

Michelle said...

Hi Di,
She cracks me up, you better get the spray paint out. lol
xoxo

Gina said...

Hahahahah! She's a crack up!

Julie Harward said...

(Teehee) That is too funny...as are most of your posts, very cute! ;D

Patty Patterson said...

Just don't try antiqueing your white walls in there. If you do, she'll think it's pee!
I know.... I made the same mistake and tried avoiding a certain family member's bathroom for years. I just thought it was terribly disgusting - yet, it was just the "decor"????

Anonymous said...

SweetCheeks is so funny, telling it like she sees it. And there was the hotel designer thinking they had got the shabby chic look just right!

DREAMS ON 34th STREET ~ French Bread & Family said...

I'm smiling...too funny!
~Lynne
[w/L]

Marti said...

That girl certainly keeps you on your toes. Hope you have a good weekend.

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

There's no denying that children tell it like (they think) it is! lol Happy weekend!...hugs...Debbie

Debby said...

i think even I might paint it now. You will always wonder if they thought it was poop.....even though they didn't.

Suzann said...

Sweet Cheeks is so cute!!

I wish I had a granddaughter like her.
Thank you for my laugh today...well I guess I need to thank Sweet Cheeks for that!!!
Suzann ~xoxo~

Sweet Tea said...

Sometimes it's a good thing to see things through someone else's eyes, even when those eyes belong to Sweet Cheeks. Ewwwwww! LOL

Daniella said...

maybe she does know something you don't! Like, maybe she put the "poop" on the toilet paper holder????
I thought you were on vacation!
Have fun!
xxDaniella

Blessed Serendipity said...

You got me laughing. Poor SC. I wonder if she will ever use that bathroom again.

xo,
Danielle

Cheryl~ZanyMayd said...

How Funny, I am still laughing, Rusty Poo~ So nice that you are in Florida, now that I am Older, I now know why my parents always went to Florida from Jan. - May
If it was for the Kids & Grands, I would be going south too~ Brings some nice weather back North with you!
Cheryl

Red Rose Alley said...

Haha toooo funny Diana. Another delightful SweetCheeks story. Happy Valentine's Day, my friend, and tell precious SweetCheeks she makes me smile.
~Sheri at Red Rose Alley

Ruth Kelly said...

Can you hear me laughing? I laughed so hard, I had to run to the bathroom.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like something my daughter would say. Too funny. Isn't it awful when you start wondering what guests think about it.

x

Donna said...

My little Leila calls me every time she is with me for "help" and I ask her, "So, do you call Sister in to help when you go potty at school?" "Granma - YOU can't do that at SCHOOL!" Guess this is our privilege, Diana.

Your right about the guests (a male guest) wondering though - and it takes a kid to look at it differently!

Blessings,
Donna

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

That child is a laugh a minute!

Ceekay- Thinkin of Home said...

This is just tooooo funny...leave it to a child!

Romeo said...

LMAO - only in your house!!!! That SweetCheeks is quite the character isn't she!?!

Hugs,

"Her" and Romeo