Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Papa-I Wanna Tell You A Seecrut~I Wuz Kiddnapped

Family came from all over town
to gather for pizza.
There is a place that serves
delicious pizza and salads
a few miles from our

A family run business where
kids hand out the menus
and collect the cash.
A sweet little
place to go.

While we are waiting,
a little face rested on the
hands, SweetCheeks,
called a name.
 (you remember he IS
deaf in one ear)
Yes?  What?
I gotta secrut to tell you.
(This should be good-it usually is)

Do you know whut?
I was born in Lundun.
AND in Englund.
Yup~And do you know whut?
I was born to a
Queen and a King and I
was a reahl
You were?
And then...and then..
and then...
I wus kidnapped!
Yup~ That evil whitch over there
(pointing at her Mom)
stoled me away for her
And now I live here in

You do?

This is secrut stuff but
I chan't tell you enymorhe right
Why not?
Cuz the pizza is here
you silly head!

Is it good, SweetCheeks?

Pretty guud~ BUT
Not as guud as the meahls I
had in the Cahstle
when I lived wifth
my reahl parents,
the King & Queen!

Wait till she sees the
lumps in her bed!
your photo name


Tete said...

Well, now that explains everything! I should have known that all along...all the clues were right there...and I overlooked them all. Silly me.
If she keeps calling her mom an evil witch, the bed's not going to be the only thing with lumps.

Gina said...

You have to love an imagination like that!

Gabriele Agustini said...

I KNEW the kid was a princess all along!!!!
Too cute!! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm having trouble leaving comments,, I loved this today,, she has a future in the theatre for sure,, love, Laurie from How My Time Flys,

Patty said...

Papa doesn't look like he's buying it! *LOL* Maybe that's because he was really there when SweetCheeks was born. Who knows? But, you've gotta wonder how this kid comes up with this stuff.

Pam said...

A baby collection! How cute. I think she's a little too much into the princess thing.

Jettie said...

She is going to be an amazing author someday. said...

I just love getting a dose of Sweet Cheek stories with my coffee. What a little entertainer she is.

Debby said...

She is so imaginitive. Wow, where does she get these sotries. So funny. Bet her mom doesn't like being called the evil witch. Was her mom like her when she was little. If so, it's pay back. How did you not drop to the floor laughing.

At The Picket Fence said...

LOL! My youngest just told me the other day that when she was a "little" girl she was married! I haven't met her husband yet but I saw a little boy looking her way at Pre-K the other day so maybe he is the culprit. LOL! Gotta love 4 year old imaginations! :-)

"Cottage By The Sea" said...

I have a feeling one day you are going to have to throw Sweet Cheeks a Royal Wedding! Your post made me yearn for pizza. Guess what's for dinner?

Cozy Little House said...

I haven't had a pizza is SO long! That looks divine.

Ruby Jean said...

Oh isn't that just So VERY precious....And what a Delightful Place to eat...

SWEET TEA said...

Pizza by Luigi.
Entertainment by Sweet Cheeks.

Tara said... add to this: When I asked her about it, she said she could prove it!!! She said "I found the pahpar's you were hiding under my mattrwes". What do you tell her when she is at your house, nana?

Cass @ That Old House said...

Oh my, kids. They are a stitch, and some more of a stitch than others!
And are you sure she isn't right?
Have you checked for a baby collection?

bj said...

Really cute post, Diana..:)
She is such a sweetie...

A Cottage Muse said...

Love this...can't wait for chapter 2!

Annesphamily said...

HaHaHa! Great story and that pizza looks so yummy!