Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Does BUXOM BERTHA SCARE You?

This is a
VERY SHORT 
post today.

I am off to open up at the 
VA this morning at
6:00 AM.

But. I did want to show you 
my little 
SCAREWOMAN!

I put this together using 
2 Dollar Store mops and
an old mop that I don't use anymore.

I used a wig form for the head
and purchased her lovely
OUTFIT
from Goodwill.

Without further ado-
Here she is--
BUXOM BERTHA!
Look at that 
SASSY GIRL-
Pulling her skirt up in the air!

MyHero says-
Oh!  She looks like YOU!
Whereupon, he hustled right over to 
hustle her have his picture taken with her.

I don't like it that I can't see his hands....
just sayin'....
Tonight I have three little girls here 
and the 
SweetCheeks will pick a name for 
Somerset Magazine.

You STILL have time to sign up today!
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
Click HERE
I'll be back later-
after I am through
pushing the ol' boys around
at the VA!

LOVE MY JOB!!!
your photo name

72 comments:

Julie's Lifestyle said...

Hello Diana,
I love Bertha! Haha she is so cute with the hubs! Have a nice day today.
Julie xo

Gina said...

Buxom Bertha is great and somehow she seems very animated! Have a super day!

Susie said...

Diana, Your Hero makes me laugh...he has a sense of humor. I bet the fellows at the VA love having you there. Hugs the girls for me. Hope they are all well now. Blessings, xoxo,Susie

Laurie said...

You sure you're comfortable leaving your Hero at home with Bertha? Lol!!!

Stacey said...

She's too cute!!

CelestinaMarie@SouthernDayDreams said...

Diana she's too cute!! Love the hat. xo

Maria Elena said...

She is sooo cute! You are having too much fun at the VA. I hope they know how lucky they are to have you. :) xxx Maria

Ron said...

She is dahhhhlin'!

Musings from Kim K. said...

What fun you are having! She's the perfect touch and how fun to see your husband getting into the spirit. Have a great day.

Barbara @ 21 Rosemary Lane said...

She is pretty adorable Diana!! Love the hat and the flirtatious way she is pulling up her skirt!

Shelia said...

She's a cutie but I can see she is a trollop! :)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

How cute...and I like what Shelia said! haha! Maybe you can share clothes. That outfit looks perfect for Fall! lol Enjoy your day sweet friend and thanks for missing me. Sweet hugs, Diane

Barb @ Bella Vista said...

Diana, it is so nice to meet you and yes, I definitely have a sense of humor. You have to in today's world, don't you?

Bertha is too cute.....just delightful.

Barb

Stephanie said...

{{giggles} It's a pleasure to "meet" Buxom Bertha :) You are to funny, my friend! Hugs!

Junkchiccottage said...

Diana,
She is perfect. How fun!!!
Kris

Michelle James said...

Diana, this is the cutest thing ever! I just love your sense of humor! Buxom Bertha is the perfect name as well. Thank you for your help with the "no reply blogger issue" on my blog http://ourcraftymom.blogspot.com/ I believe I fixed it with the great tutorial Kris did. Please let me know if you are able to leave a comment now-whenever you have a chance. I really appreciate your help & Kris as well for the great tutorial! Have fun in Virginia! Michelle

Tessa~ Here there be musing said...

"BB" is purrrrrfect!

In fact, I am quite jealous of her buxom-ness!!!!!!!! -pout-

Wait, where is her broom?????????

Ahaaaa, I know! You stole it on her! Naughty you! Took it over to the VA. Gonna' give some of your favorite Vets, a ride, they won't easily forget! YOu did. You did. You did. -chuckle- Good for you!

I'll meet you on the corner, and I can take a Vet for a ride, too. -evil grin-

Huggggles,
Tessa

Chatty Crone said...

She is ADORABLE!~ Hey do you watch DWTS? Paula Dean is one of the dancers and she lifted up her skirt last night - now that was really scary.

Penny @ Penny's Vintage Home said...

Buxom Berta is a very striking lady....and your Hero has a gleam in his eye....better watch those two....just sayin'! Have a great day!

Katie Clooney said...

OMG... I love your Halloween Queen! Great pic with your hero. Enjoy your evening with your girls!

camp and cottage living said...

Bertha's not scary at all and obviously your hubby can vouch for that!
She makes a great Fall door greeter, Diana.
Have fun with your VA gents today!

Stephen Andrew said...

Haha she is adorable! Does your hero feel like he has sister wives now?

Ann@A Sentimental Life said...

What a hoot! No not scary, just kicking her heels up, cooler weather makes her friskey!

Debbie said...

Bertha is so cute, Diana! Looks like your hero thinks so too!
Debbie
xo

Trisha said...

Way too cute! And I love her name!

~Trisha

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

Love Bertha, she is really cute. I know those Vet just love you with your great personality. You probably have them in stitches and that is such good medicine for them. They have really endured such heart ache and pain.
Now behave yourself there LOL - have a good one with the "Girls".
Hugs, to you dear friend.
Mary

Jill said...

Love her! She is just adorable! And so much style ;-) Have a wonderful day!

Blessings,
Jill

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

Bertha is perfect for the porch! Watch out, your Hero seems quite taken with her.
Have fun with the boys at the VA...it must be a good day when they see your smiling face.

cards4ubylouise and other treasures said...

Nice colors...what will you do for a follow-up to Winter? You just may have started a tradition that we will look forward to seeing....lol!

Karen L. Bates said...

She is wonderful and so are you! Hubby is kinda' sweet too.

Row homes and Cobblestones said...

Entirely way too cute Diana, I love her!
xoxo

Wild Oak Designs said...

Pretty clever if you ask me! That is one cute scare - woman.....
Can't wait to see if I might win the magazine....
Nancy

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Hope you're having fun at the VA. My FIL lived in the VA nursing home wing a couple of years until he passed away. It is a great facility and he was well cared for. You are doing a great service and I know the ole guys appreciate it! My FIL would have loved you...he loved to tease and kid around.

Love Buxom Bertha...you did a fab job fixing her up!

Jemma@athomewithjemma said...

Can you hear me laughing from Texas!! I think she might make a great friend, with her full figure, I bet she is one good cook!
xo
Jemma

Teresa Hennes said...

Love her. She really does look sassy! And your hero should get his hands slapped with a ruler LOL What a grat idea for a scare woman.

Michelle James said...

Thanks Diana! My direct email is michelle.james42@gmail.com I am going to try Kris' tutorial again. Have a great day!

Simply LKJ said...

Thanks for the laugh! Love her.

Sylvia said...

Very Cute, love her! Your Hero is just too cute !

Dayle ~ A Collection of Days said...

Love love this!

Pom Pom said...

She's funny! I can tell My Hero likes her.

Connie said...

I don't know how much she looks like you, but she certainly has your sassy outgoing personality.
Know wonder your hubby loves her, too LOL

Adam said...

she does look real at first glance

NanaNor's said...

Hi sweetie, Yes I would worry about your man too! What a cute scarewoman you've made. Hope you had a great day with all those vets-well done girl.
Hugs, Noreen

Red Rose Alley said...

Buxom Bertha looks delightful with her orange Fall outfit and the crow on her shoulder. This is one creative Fall décor, Diana. You are too funny.

love, ~Sheri

Missy George said...

Adorable...Where you looking in the mirror when you created her?? What an imagination..Very cute..Funny

Deb @ Frugal Little Bungalow said...

LOL GO MY HERO !:)

My Kentucky Living said...

Buxom Bertha has style! Sheila

Lorrie said...

Buxom Bertha looks like a fun friend. Love the photo with your husband.

Kelly said...

Love your female scarecrow! Since you have so many girls over at your house, it is fitting. Your husband has a good sense of humor too.

Beemie said...

Your scare girl has a lot of fashion sense...her hair is quite stylin', may need to find her hair dresser.

Lisa @ Texas Decor said...

She's fabulous! Love the black crow on her shoulder too! Hope you enjoy your time at the VA. I just know you keep all of them in stitches laughing so hard with you! xoxo

Betsy@ coastal-colors said...

Bertha, is soooo- cute! I adore your hero; he's such a good sport! :)

Gypsy Heart said...

She's hot! :) Cute idea...and cute photos!

xo
Pat

Cecilia Bramhall said...

No, she doesn't scare me...she's too cute! Aw, isn't your hubby cute too? What a great sense of humor. :)
I know those guys at the VA enjoy your time with them. Wishing you a blessed rest of the week.
hugs

Rose L said...

A very unique and fun scare crow lady!

Nellie said...

You've done it again, Diana! What a creative decoration! xo Nellie

Carla from The River said...

Fun, I love it. :-)) We will have to see if she has a boyfriend at her side by the end of the week.
xx oo
Carla

SpicingUpIdaho said...

Too hilarious! You are always a hoot my friend!

The Joy of Home with Martha Ellen said...

Buxom Bertha is just adorable! Great job on her creation. Cute photo with your hubby and her! Have a great evening. xo ♥

Leena Milligan Lanteigne said...

This is so cute! What a clever idea! Great job! Hugs, Leena

Donna said...

What a fun idea, Diana! Maybe you need to make one in the image of your Hero:)
Hope you had a good day at the VA.

Merlesworld said...

My she is exciting.
Merle............

Amy said...

You Crack me up, Diana! Now who are you trying to scare away? Haha!

Enjoy your week!
Hugs, Amy

Amy said...

You Crack me up, Diana! Now who are you trying to scare away? Haha!

Enjoy your week!
Hugs, Amy

Beatrice Euphemie said...

Aw! She's great, Diana! Colorful and sassy! Maybe hubby was right! Too cute :) xo Karen

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

I am sure she will put a smile on everyone who sees her.

Kim said...

She's fabulous! I expect nothing less from you! ;)

tammy j said...

now THAT'S a waistline i envy!
your hero is so cute there.
he's a good lookin' guy.
kinda nice seeing the FRONT of his whole face for a change...
you know... without a wicked christmas elf hogging the picture! XO♥

Amy at Ms. Toody Goo Shoes said...

Buxom Bertha is a beauty! I wouldn't leave her alone with your Hero, though ;)

Dewena said...

Goodness, Diana, you're a topnotch scarecrow designer! I love Buxom Bertha! Obviously, so does your Hero!

Feral Turtle said...

Bahaha You better watch out for your Hero. He looks like he has the eye for Buxom Bertha......

cynthia lee designs said...

Love Miss Bertha...too cute with her black crow!!
~Cindy