Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Alphabet Laughs- J Is For Jocks And Jokes And Jeepers Creepers

Jocks
The word that strikes fear
into every middle aged man
that has gone a bit soft
 round the middle over time.
Too many fast food lunches
and desk sitting
and naps make
Jack a lazy boy
and takes all his
"jockiness" away.
AND
contributing to Jocks gone bad
is this!
Click on the picture to
order some ice cream 
for your very own Jock!

Did you read my post
yesterday?
Did you? Hmmm? 
Am I going to have to give
you a test to check?
Well, we are back on
ICE CREAM AGAIN
today
AND
Did you wonder what the
Three Stooges
were looking at as they
were riding their bikes?
I am pretty sure they were
looking at this....
See- a Pre-JOCK gone bad 
at  age  6-
Poor kid!
Wonder how much 
Good Humor 
he will have seeing this picture 
when he is TWENTY-SIX?  

Now to really get some
CHILLS
see how cleverly I tied the 
word chills to ice cream
you can click on the picture
below to take you to
a Jeepers- Creepers
ICE CREAM 
ad.
That'll keep 
YOUR JOCK
on his diet!
Have a Jolly Day!
your photo name

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

That poor child! His parents should be ashamed of themselves.

Mark said...

If that baby Pre-Jock keeps eating like that, he's not going to see Twenty-Six!
m.

Karena said...

Diana those pics are ...SOMETHING....no matter how badly ice cream treats US we keep comin back for more....your a funny girl ...blessings and hugs to you today....Karena

suzyq said...

Oh God - my weakness - even being lactose intolerant ( too much information?lol) I still can't stop myself.............
So I can't make any judgement on this one - I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!
XOX

Japolina said...

I like that the baby has a towel underneath him. To protect his feet? to keep the ground clean?

Ron said...

These posts have me cracking up. Another great one.... xoxoxo

Gina said...

LOL! Too funny!

Jettie said...

How cute, poor little one though, needs some controls in his life.

Sweet Posy Dreams said...

Ok, that ad for Little Baby's is just about the creepiest thing ever.

Anonymous said...

wow, thats quite a shout out for ice cream, I know it made me lose my hunger for it!Cute little guy in his undies, creepy creepy ice cream monster!!!

Maria Elena said...

Ha, ha, ha That ice cream commercial did it for me!!! So creepy! No more ice cream in this house! LOL

Susie said...

Diana, On the Today show yesterday...they did a calorie count of ice creams. We are all being, buffalo'd , as my mom would say. Some of the calorie counts were 46% higher than stated on the product. I'm doomed, got to quit eating ice cream. Can a half pint of anything have 5 servings in it??Smiles, xo, Susie

Debra from Bungalow said...

I love ice cream! My favorite time to enjoy it is on a hot summer night but I will be thinking about the creepy ads from now on! They are hilarious!
Have a great day:)

Beth said...

That ad was creepy. I still like ice cream though :-)
I hope today is a good one for you!

FabShabbyRoses said...

YiYiYiYi you're right! Creepy Creepy Creepy! I don't think I'll be running out to try that Little Babys ice cream. Yikes! Scary!
Carolyn

Sarah said...

They say laughter is good for your heart. Well, my heart got a double does of laughter on this one. I'm still laughing at the pre-jock gone bad at age 6.
I had to call my husband in to see this one. ;-)

Darla said...

I too found some giggles escaping my lips as I read this post...thank you so much for the encouraging words on my upcoming surgery!

Daniela @Frugal Aint Cheap said...

how funny. poor little guy...I just want to give him a hug!

Jann Olson said...

Oh my girl where do you come up with these pics? Making my day even more bubbly. Poor little chubby guy! Hopping down to read yesterdays post.
Hugs,
Jann

Nellie said...

Those Three Stooges! They were the source of such laughter!

We want no middle-aged spread due to ice cream around here.:) That little one appears to have had more than his share of the good cold treat, however.:(

Nonnie said...

I don't eat ice cream very often, but will confess I just finished off some cherry cobbler with Blue Bell vanilla melting on top. Our grandson helped me with the ice-cream, so it probably doesn't count. No more. I wouldn't want Jack to look like that poor kid.

joanne said...

All I can say is that there is a reason I don't like ice cream and those two pics may be it!!

pollydove said...

oh noooooooo!!!!! that last picture is just wrong!!!! ;)

ImSoVintage said...

That child was just plain sad. :(

SavannahGranny said...

I am speechless and that is rare!
Blessings,

Tete said...

Oh, my twisted sister, you have done another zany post! Do these things come to you in dreams or something?
LOL- so when is this drawing going to take place???

Simple Pleasures said...

Hi Di,
Those are so funny! After the alphabet you could always do numbers 1-100. Ha, just love your crazy posts.
xoxo