Friday, July 21, 2017


Be quiet, Peter~
Quit Crying!

There are about a
gazillion people out here
but I can't SEE
your Mom!

Wait a minute!

THERE she is!

Mrs. Pansywhacker
could you come back here?

Peter got so nervous that
he started to cry..
and then he peed his pants..
and when the teacher
went to hug him and tell
him it was okay
he puked down her back!!

Now she said we
may not even
HAVE this darned old
summer pageant.

Can you just come and get him?
He smells gross and
he is ruining everything!!!!
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Have a great weekend.

Our internet, cable, phone service
has been disrupted and 
off and on for the last few days
due to the storms in this area.
Bear with me as I make my way
around to visit.
your photo name


NanaDiana said...

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I was wondering like Molly, if you use them as inspiration for you Friday Funnies. I know how grandkids are! Sylvia

NanaDiana said...

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Puked down her back, yuck! Stars are always so temperamental. Debra-SheWhoSeeks

NanaDiana said...

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Good morning, sweet Diana! Oh, how I have missed you while being away for the past month. How are YOU? I trust you are well and enjoying your summer :) Thanks for the smiles, dear one. Hugs! Stephanie

At Rivercrest Cottage said...

Looks like your comments aren't working well so I'll just say enjoyed the show!

Chatty Crone said...

Okay I will try to comment too - HAPPY FRIDAY! I get sick when someone gets sick around me - hate it. I am a baby! Have a good weekend. sandie

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

Hope this gets through - great post. Sorry about the storms, seems like something is going on all over the world.
Have a great weekend with lots of sunshine.


Mildred said...

Lol! Wishing you a lovely weekend. xoxo

Lorrie said...

Oh, the life of a teacher! Hope the storms abate soon. Have a great weekend.

The Joy of Home with Martha Ellen said...

Sorry to hear about the storms, Diana. Sorry for the poor teacher...♥

Sissie's Shabby Cottage said...

Ha,ha,ha,ha....puke down the back. I hate that when it that happens! You are crazy Girl, guess that's why we all love you so much!


Nonnie said...

A girl in my home ec class did throw up on the teacher. This particular teacher was mean to students. It kind of seemed like what goes around comes around.

Merlesworld said...

Poor Peter he did have a bad day not so good for the teacher, there are many perils in that job.

Susie said...

Diana, This makes me laugh. Once my brother Markie, was Santa in a school play. He was suppose to say, "ho-ho-ho" and just into the sleigh...well he did and when he landed in the sleigh it broke into. By then every one was laughing ho-ho-ho. Poor Markie. :):) Blessings for a fun weekend, you'll have to have ice coffee in this heat. xoxo, Susie

Cathy @ My 1929 Charmer said...

I did enjoy the show as little of it I did see. I've been known to throw up at the most inappropriate times and my gosh it does smell. I hope Peter has recovered and is on to big and better things without the upchuck's.

JanL said...

My 6 month old grandson puked all over me today. Since I was at his house, had to borrow a T shirt from my son. The words on his shirts are very different than my shirts. I ended up with a shirt saying "Come to the dark side, we've got cookies." Got quite a few stares when we went to a church fund-raiser luncheon.

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

This is too funny and the comments here are even funnier! Where do you come up with this stuff?! :-)

Art @ Home said...

I'm a lost ball in high weeds....

Junkchiccottage said...

Glad to see your internet is up and running again. Happy Weekend.

Rose L said...

Definitely would not be the teachers pet!!!

Donna said...

Oh yeah, he would not be the teacher's pet! Bodily fluids (the gross ones) go along with children. Oy vey... Have a better weekend! xoxo

Cheryl @ TFD said...

That poor teacher! lol! Hope the storms haven't caused too much damage, knocking out your service is bad enough. I hate when I can't get on my computer. Have a great weekend!

Jody Gabara said...

Poor Peter is not the teacher's pet! Hope the weather is better! Happy Saturday!
Hugs, Jody ♥

Dewena said...

I once wet my pants from sheer nervousness while waiting to go onstage in a children's program! Truth! And people think that being a child is easy, shoot no!

Michele said...

You are just too goofy lol.

Lisa said...

Pee pants and vomit will steal the show everytime.

Lisa @ Texas Decor said...

Ha ha! Loved this version! Hope you get your cable, phone, etc. back soon. That would drive me bananas. It's funny how quickly we become addicted to having access to things like that, isn't it? :)

Jill said...

Hope the storms pass soon and things improve! Have wonderful week!


LV said...

No doubt those vets look forward to their weekly fun lady.

Diane said...

Greetings Diana, hope your cable, phone service improves quickly.

Hugs Diane

Geneva said...

Oh my! Hope you've gotten your internet, phone and cable up and running. Can't imagine not having any one of those. :) Loved your cute post too ... always FuN! Blessings, friend!