Friday, May 5, 2017

TICK TOCK-WATCH THE CLOCK! Funny on Friday- AdNonsense

(My own take on old ads)

Marsha Muscella
was
SO MAD
at
Clark Clockson.

They had been together
for almost 2 years
and he still found
it important
to spend Friday
nights downtown
with his
"friends"
sipping
Pink Squirrels
at
Bubba Dollar's Bar & Grille.

Marsha had warned him
that the next time
he stayed out past
midnight she was
going to clean
his clock for him.

Finally, somewhere
just before 4AM,
she heard his key in
the lock..and heard
him shssshing and
giggling with whomever
he had brought home

She thought it fitting
to greet him at the door
with a sweet
little game of
Tick-Tock!
WATCH OUT, CLARK!!

You are going to have
a face that would
stop a clock when
Marsha is through
with you.
.
To the advertiser~please notify me if you would like your image removed.

YES- I AM WARPED-
Thanks to all of you 
that have pointed that out to me!!!

Happy Friday!
Hope you got your smile on here!
your photo name

31 comments:

Vee said...

🤓 You nut! This kind of exercise takes a creative mind. 🙃

Anonymous said...

Ha! Can't blame her!
Take care and enjoy the weekend, sweet friend.

Karen said...

Fun story!!

kitty@ Kitty's Kozy Kitchen said...

Oh Diana, you're too funny! Happy weekend to you.

Penny @ Penny's Vintage Home said...

Lol.....have a blessed week end....hugs.

Donna Wilkes said...

I have always wanted to sit sipping Pink Squirrels. Here's to Clark's new face.

Katie Clooney said...

Too funny... Have a great weekend, dear Diana!

Nonnie said...

You spoil our fun in getting to tell you that. You are clever!

LV said...

Not sure if warped is the right word for you. I can see how you were the writer of a book.

A Joyful Cottage said...

"Muscella" and "Clockson". ROFL You nut!!!!!!!! <3 <3

Snoodles said...

Happy Friday to you, too! Thanks for leaving a comment on the Bible Study blog....good to hear from you. I'm looking around here and enjoying my visit!
Snoodles

Hibiscus House said...

You are a 'Mess' as we would say here in South Carolina with love!

Lisa said...

Twisted I tell ya! Your a hoot. have a wonderful weekend.
Lisa

Chatty Crone said...

Wish I looked like that - and had a watch like that. Lol Have a good day! sandie

The Joy of Home with Martha Ellen said...

Diana, how do you come up with this stuff? You are something! Thanks for keeping us laughing. ♥

Missy George said...

Twisted for sure but such fun..I want some of whatever you're on!! Have a happy weekend. xoxo

Cecilia Bramhall said...

Bwahaha, I love your warped humor. Perfect.

Susie said...

Diana, I would love to have that watch. LOL. Love the name of the bar and grille. LOL. Blessings for a fun weekend. Hope it warms up. xoxo, Susie

Laurie said...

Lol!!!

Lisa @ Texas Decor said...

This is my favorite one yet! I had never heard of a pink squirrel until a couple of months ago when I was reading a cozy mystery book, "Class reunions can be murder" and they mentioned one. I googled it and it sounded kinda yummy!

Rose L said...

Sounds threatening to me! ;^)

living from glory to glory said...

You are something else... But a pink aquuirrel sound good!
;o)

Art and Sand said...

Thanks for a fun early morning read ... and laugh!

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Diana, you have a gift of words and making us all laugh. Happy Saturday to you. xo

Donna said...

I certainly wouldn't want to cross her! Clark has it coming, you know. Have to look up "pink squirrel". You weren't drinking them when you wrote this, were you? ha! xoxo

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

You are to funny - great story. Have a great week.
Hugs,
Mary

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

Getting my smile on Sunday! While I am reading I am envisioning all kinds of things for the picture at the end, but not that! You are very creative to come up with that story from that picture :-)

Lux G. said...

He should have listened to her. :D

CanadianGardenJoy said...

Hello there Donna and thank you so much for your kind comments .. I am digging myself out of this "hole" slowly but surely ? LOL
This was too cute .. you have a wicked imagination ... but then again .. Pink Squirrels will do that to you ? LOL
Take care !
Joy : )

CanadianGardenJoy said...

OMG ... I called YOU Donna .. Diana .... I must have drunk too many PINK Squirrels too ! OOPS !!

Creations By Cindy said...

This had me laughing out loud! Oh I needed a good old belly laugh too! Hugs and blessings, Cindy