Friday, May 19, 2017

THE TIP -AdNonsense/Funny On Friday

Another one of my 
'weird takes'
on a perfectly normal ad-

I dunno, Elizabeth,
I was just reaching for the
rest of my change
and BANG!
That gal put that cleaver down
so fast I was lucky not
to lose my whole hand!
Well, at least it seems to
have quit bleeding now~
Country Living Ad-Oscar Meyer
To the Advertiser-If you would like your ad removed from here please notify me.


Have a wonderful Friday and 
Blessed Weekend!
your photo name

31 comments:

Donna said...

Oh sweet Diana! You are just a hoot! Reminds me of when hubby & I went to a cheese shop (I won't say where!), and asked the lady with a huge cleaver for a sample. Well, she was not having a good day, the way she was working that cleaver! When she cut us off some samples, I swear she wanted to use the cleavers on our fingers!! I think she needed to take a refresher course in customer service!!

Tete said...

That's why I don't do shops with the person behind the counter swinging a cleaver in the air.LOL
Tete

Gabriele Agustini said...

Knives freak me out, big-time...
So, cleavers put me over the edge!! Yikes!
Hugs,
gabriele

Debbie~ said...

The only cleavers I've really liked, are the "Leave it to Beaver" Cleavers!!! :)
Debbie @ Cottage Hann~Me~Downs

Debbie said...

Leave it to cleavers! Just a quick drop by to say hello, and hope all is well with you and your lovely family!

Rebecca said...

hahahhahahahhaha

I can't always count on your for my Saturday MUSE! LOVE IT (might not turn the dude away either...bloody finger and all!) ahahha

KIDDING!

xo~Rebecca

Debbie said...

Yeah...anyone wielding a cleaver would be put on my "do not go near" list. Lucky this guy just got a little slice off his finger!
Debbie@houseatthelake

AnonyaMouse said...

I'm glad it was only the tip of his finger that got whacked.
I've threatened to whack with a cleaver, but it wasn't fingers I was going to aim at, I was thinking about a new part in their hair. It's the Native American in me, me thinks.

Elyse said...

too funny!

happy weekend ~ enjoy the extra hour!

xo
elyse

LDH said...

Remembering your dear friend in thought and prayers!

Chatty Crone said...

I have been having blog trouble - my computer is so hold it won't update chrome anymore. Therefore I don't think I am going to get Bloglovin anymore. So I had to get the blogs I do follow a different way. Sorry if I missed some. Have a great weekend. Sandie

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ouch!

LV said...

Dear Lord, this lady needs help.

bj said...

DITTO, Debra She Who Seeks....:)

Susie said...

Diana, LOL...that hurts to think about it.Hope you have fun weekend. blessings,xoxo,Susie

Anonymous said...

Laughing at LV's comment! lol Thanks for the smiles and I wish you a very nice weekend.

Jettie said...

LOL isn't it funny how some things just strike us as funny.

Brenda Pruitt said...

Pounding rain here! You have a good weekend!
Brenda

Diane said...

Best of the weekend Diana.

Hugs Diane

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Funny girl. lol! Have a wonderful weekend!

Nonnie said...

That pic is interesting to me. My dad actually had his middle finger on one hand cut off and his pinkie finger was bent similar to the photo. Only you would find a pic like that and think up a caption for it. I am wondering how this photo fits in with Oscar Meyer though. Haha.

Karen said...

Ha ha. I wish they would bring back ads from the 60's My bologna has a first name. It's Oscar! and the WienerMobile!

Missy George said...

You are so silly! Have a super weekend.

A Joyful Cottage said...

The guy looks strangely amused at his predicament.

Lisa said...

Just leave the cleaver to Beaver.
Your a mess.
Lisa

Boopnut said...

You are just a goof! Did you see they want to put warning labels on avocados as so many cut themselves trying to slice it? What can I say?

Cecilia Bramhall said...

Or, that mouse trap sprung before I knew what happened....oh no, you've got me doing it now. Lol, I love these. So silly, so twisted...so much fun!
Happy weekend!

Donna said...

Gotta watch out for those cleavers! Enjoy your weekend...xoxo

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

Oh how funny - have to be careful.

Have a terrific weekend.

Hugs,
Mary

Junkchiccottage said...

LOL! Have a super fun weekend.
xoxo
Kris

Cheryl said...

Oh, my!! LOL! Sending love and hugs to you, sweet friend. :)