Friday, March 17, 2017

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY----FUNNY ON FRIDAY/AD NONSENSE

Sure and there was a lot going on
at the 
IRISH DAY FESTIVAL
being held downtown.

'Twas a fine day for the
folks that were Irish
and those that claimed 
to be Irish.

Everyone knows that
there is magic surrounding
the Irish.

Flying cars are normal
as are bottles that spray a
FINE GREEN MIST
into the air.

Sure and the lads had a 
whale of a time with the
canny Irish lasses 
that waved
checkered flags for those
that wanted to race for
the Guinness beer.

Everyone had a great day
except for poor Dickie O'Connor.
He was the one that picked the
short straw and had to
strip naked and act as a
human ice holder.
Thanks be to God,
he had tattooed some
designs on to his upper thighs
years earlier.
People thought he was crazy
when he got tattooed like that-
but he smiled to himself
as he thought---
Who's crazy now?  Huh? Huh?
Still and all- that ice was cold
sitting in his lap that way.


Poor Dickie!
He said he is never attending another
IRISH FEST 
in his life.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
TO YE!

I got home late yesterday and have
the grandgirls today.
Will share some pictures this coming week
and try to catch up with everyone.

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43 comments:

Estelle's said...

THE most darling header ever! Happy St. Patty's Day Diana!

Sylvia said...

Happy St.Patrick's Day, Diana! Enjoy the day with the grandgirls.

Liz@ Infuse With Liz said...

Have fun with the grandgirls! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Linda said...

Have a great weekend Diana☘🎩☘
Cheers
Linda :o)

Katie Clooney said...

Top of the mornin' to ya, dear Diana!! This is one of my favorite days for the year. Love your story and hope you have the luck of the Irish this weekend.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sounds like a great St Pat's day!

Karen Ann said...

Happy St. Patricks Day to all!

Chatty Crone said...

Happy St.Patrick's Day! Enjoy the day with the girls.

Anonymous said...

Top of the morning, Sweet D!
You always wake us up with a smile and and a giggle!
Have fun with your Grands!
Slainte!
w/L

LV said...

The best to you and the girls for a great time.

Susie said...

Diana, You are so darn funny. I bet Dickie is wearing a thermal thong. Here's my Irish joke : Did you hear about Shawn O'Reilly that worked at the brewery? He fell into a vat of brew and drowned. The towns folks kept asking, "Did he not know how to swim??" The foreman said , "Swim me arse, he got out three times to take a pee." :):) Only the Irish, aye? Blessings, xoxo, Susie

A Joyful Cottage said...

I think the funniest part of this is that Dickie's drinking Mountain Dew. LOL Seriously? He's absolutely sober? ROFL. I can't stop giggling so I have to go now. LOL

Art @ Home said...

You owe me a new laptop. Methinks mine is messed up after having spewed coffee all over it! You crack me up!

Red Rose Alley said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, to a delightful Irish woman. I'm wearing green and pretending to be Irish today. ; ) Have fun with the granddaughters.

love, ~Sheri

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

Happy St Patrick's Day to a very lovely Irish lady. So glad you had a wonderful time.

Enjoy your weekend with the girls.

Hugs,
Mary

Bonnie@Creative Decorating said...

Top of the day to ya!!! Have a great weekend!

Mildred said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day and I look forward to hearing about your time with the grands!

The Joy of Home with Martha Ellen said...

Happy St Patrick's Day, Diana. Your header is the cutest! And your stories are the funniest! May the luck of the Irish be with you! xo ♥

Brenda Pruitt said...

I know I've said this before, but those grandkids inherited the most beautiful smiles.
Brenda

Kim said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Diana. I love the pictures of your grand kiddos dressed for the holiday! Precious!

Merlesworld said...

Happy St Pats day to all.
Merle.....

Vee said...

I don't know, but Dickie looks pretty happy to me. Sure and a Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

Celestina Marie said...

hahaha~~~~~Happy St. Patrick's Day Diana!! I hope it was a great day. Enjoy those grands. Love your header!! xoxo

Carla from The River said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day
Love, Carla

Debby Ray said...

Cute post...and Happy St. Paddy's Day to you! That header is absolutely adorable!

Creations By Cindy said...

we can't wait to see pics of the grands . What fun . Happy saint Patrick's day . Hugs and blessings . Cindy

Adam said...

I like to point out (not pinch) the people who didn't wear green. Shame on their households

Simple and serene living Laura Walker said...

Sounds like a hilarious day. I stayed home and stuck a green leaf in my hair. xo Laura

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

I would think the Dew would be happy for some extra advertising, silly or not! Have a fun time with your grandkids! We are having our corned beef and cabbage and Irish soda bread on Sunday...a little late. My husband is cooking so I have no control!

Terri @ Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Not a Dew fan, but cute ad! My husband comes from Scots-Irish, so I guess he can claim an Irish ancestor or two. Never found any on my side of the tree, I'm basic English and some Wales. Have a super weekend!

Kay G. said...

Let's see, my grandmother was a FITZGERALD, so I must be Irish too! These good looks must have come from somewhere! LOL! xx
P.S. Mountain Dew was really named after MOONSHINE, a subject I really need to write about since my father's Dad was an EXPERT! (Honestly, he was!)

Cranberry Morning said...

You are just hilarious! Love these posts, Diana. And of course always love the pics of those darling grands. I don't think I have a drop of Irish blood in my veins unless my Swedish and Danish ancestors didn't tell us the whole story. Blessings on you, friend. Have a wonderful weekend. xo

Donna said...

Funny story on the ad...yikes, he looks cold. Hope your St Pat's Day was fabulous. Hmm, I didn't even wear anything green. English and Dutch blood runs in my veins...guess I could pretend like everyone else...ha! Have a good weekend. xoxo

Missy George said...

Poor Dickie for sure...Hope you are having a good weekend..Cute post!!

krishna said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day... have a wonderful weekend..

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Always so fun of fun and whimsy. I hope your St. Patrick's day was wonderful. We did enjoy the traditional food. I am still waiting on my ancestral DNA results to see what I am...LOL

Amy at Ms. Toody Goo Shoes said...

Poor Dickie, indeed! Hope you enjoyed the day with your grandgirls! Happy St. Patrick's Day (a day late)!

Jill said...

Hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day!! I'm sure the time spent with the grandchildren was amazing as ever! They are so precious :-) Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Blessings,
Jill

Karen@Southern Gal Meets Midwest said...

Hope you had a grand time with the Grands :)

amazingsusan said...

LOL!

amazingsusan said...

This one is right over my head...

Tamara said...

What a fun post Diana.. I hope you had a wonderful time with your sweet grandgirls! Such bright shining stars they are!

Hugs and blessings

Pinky at Designs by Pinky said...

Hope you had a wonderful time with your grands. I LOVE your header!!!!