Tuesday, September 10, 2013

BUTTTTTTT And BUTTING Heads And BUTT HEAD

You have no idea what this post is about
do you?
You stopped in because the word BUTT
caught your eye.

I am going to give you three great examples
of the use of the word BUT /BUTT.

The other night when the kids were
all playing out in the kiddie pool my son
decided to give our sweet boy
CJK a little bath to clean him off.
BUT he ATE the soap!
To say his Daddy, my son,
freaked out would be an understatement.

Now as to the BUTTING HEADS.

SweetCheeks has a new joke she played on Papa.
SCheeks::  Papa- PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Papa:  What are you talking about, SweetCheeks?
I HAVE my pants on.
SCheeks:  Oh-never mind-that's your face!
snicker-snort- trying not to let her see me laugh
(I fail miserably-every time)

And as to BUTT HEAD?
Well, THAT would be ME!
I am in a hurry
(what else is new).
I  grab my toothbrush and put a line of
toothpaste on it.
I start brushing and spit.
My teeth feel GREASY!
WHAT? I now start talking to myself.
Well, BUTT HEAD...
look what ARE you using?
I glance down and see two
RED tubes.
Yeah....Let's just put it this way.
There is NO DIAPER RASH
on my tongue.

I'd tell you to have a great day....But..........
your photo name

67 comments:

Susie said...

Diana, That is so funny.:):) I keep the g.kids tooth paste on my side of the medicine cabinet. Ted said one day he used my paste...I asked if it tasted like bubblegum...he said yes it did. Well he had used the kids, cause I'd just used the last of mine. LOL. So it's easy to just grab and not even think of what it is when rushing. I can see SC just trying her best to trick her grandparents. xoxo,Susie

Anonymous said...

oh no! Blech blech!I don't suppose the soap tasted much better! Poor papa, sweet cheeks joke was a low blow, lol!

Anonymous said...

Oh yuk! SweetCheeks is too funny with her jokes. I hope she can run fast.

Kim @ Savvy Southern Style said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Patti @ Pandoras Box said...

haha....i am still giggling....and I don't know which scenario is the funniest....some days are just chock full of humor and your stories will be retold tonight to my girlfriends!! Enjoy your day

Deb @ Frugal Little Bungalow said...

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

ℳartina @ Northern Nesting said...

Diana this post made me LOL!!

Liz@ Infuse With Liz said...

OMG lol...
I grabbed my bottle of astringent once and doused the cotton ball with it- only to realize I had grabbed a bottle of nail polish remover instead! This all sounds like a scene from the Dennis The Menace movie! :-)

Karen said...

GACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat said...

But does grabbing the Butt Paste instead of the Tooth Paste make you the butt of the joke?

Anonymous said...

I needed the smiles today!!!!

Tete said...

Does that make you a butt kisser now??? You should have told John to pucker up...love SC's joke on him. I can't believe you did that- so gross.

Sharon @ Elizabeth & Co. said...

Oh my goodness, I knew this would be good!

Beth said...

LOL!! I am so glad you are all ok!

Kelly said...

Oh my word! That is too funny. You made yourself the butt of jokes today. LOL!

Jane@Bluebird1959 said...

Oh my gosh, Diana! Can always count on you and your family (!) to give me a smile. Jane

Michele @ The Nest at Finch Rest said...

BWuahahahahahahahahaha

oh my word


lol

Junkchiccottage said...

Diana too funny. Only would happen to you!!!! You crack me up. Thanks for the laugh today.
Kris

Jettie said...

at least it wasn't the hemmoroid cream, lol.

Cozy Little House said...

F-U-N-N-Y!
Brebda

♥ Sonny ♥ said...

giggle fit

bj said...

You people must go around laughing all the time...and, well, spitting a lot when ya brush your teeth with butt paste. hahhaa..
Hear thru the BlogVine that this is HAPPY BIRTHDAY week at your place.
Happy to all of them....
xo

Dayle Allen Shockley @ A Collection of This and That said...

OMW! Have mercy!

Rick Watson said...

What a hoot.

Kay G. said...

BUTT of course, this is why I read your blog, nice to know I am not the only BUTThead out there!
Tell Sweet Cheeks to come em coming, we need the laughs!

20 North Ora said...

I did the same thing - only I used John's hair cream. YUCK!! I guess we need to pay more attention but then that wouldn't be any fun!

Judy

It's Just Dottie said...

Too Cute!
Smiles,Dottie

Kirby Carespodi said...

Oh my! LOL!

NanaNor's said...

Hysterical! Thanks for the laugh-especially the last one. I'm in the same club as you because when we were in Alaska, I thought I grabbed my throat spray and hit it 3 times but it wasn't throat spray it was hairspray. Do you know how awful hair spray tastes. Butt head 2 right here.
Hugs, Noreen

FabShabbyRoses said...

Hahahahahahah! oh my that was too funny! You made my day today! Hugs to you!!!!

Patty Patterson said...

Well.... how did it taste? LOL

Anonymous said...

Only from the mouth of babes.

:)

Sweet Tea said...

"IT" runs in the family, "it" can't be helped when "its" in the DNA!!

Chatty Crone said...

I love all of this - the soap - the butt head - the toothpaste - and you - you are so funny.

Gina said...

LOL! You people crack me up, especially you, Miss Butt Paste!

Nellie said...

Oh, my! "Your hurries can be your worries.":-) xo Nellie

lynn said...

butt paste-yuck! love sweet cheeks joke--too funny!

missy said...

Looks to me like you're losing the battle...:)

Jill Flory of Sew a Fine Seam said...

Oh how funny! Thanks for the laugh - I needed one today, it's been a bad day.

The Refeathered Roost said...

Hahaha! I love this post, especially your toothbrush mistake. I keep thinking I'm gonna make this mistake...only with me it will be hemorrhoid cream!

Suzan Sweatman said...

I can't believe this - here's another one - I'm laughing my BUTT off here!
I have a post in drafts on butts too - great minds think alike?
XOXO

Debby said...

Oh yuck.....I bet that was a terrible taste.
Oh Sweet Cheeks strikes again.
Cute little guy. What's that little song about eating the soap. I bet his daddy did freak out.

Laura said...

Oh no! All going crazy in the Diana house! I too once accidentally brushed my teeth with tines cream! Patrick must've picked up a bit of athletes foot when he was offshore on a boat?..... Yuck..... Bet ur but cream wasn't too fresh and minty!!

LANA said...

Oh boy I could not stop laughing at that one! I love that you are so very unpretentious, Diana!

LANA said...

Oh boy I could not stop laughing at that one! I love that you are so very unpretentious, Diana!

LANA said...

Oh boy I could not stop laughing at that one! I love that you are so very unpretentious, Diana!

LANA said...

Sorry for the multiples, my computer has the hiccups!

Angela Ryder said...

OMGosh, I completely busted out in laughter at this one! Totally caught me off guard! At least your teeth won't be "butt ugly"!! LOL!!~~Angela

Karen said...

Oh my goodness Diana, I'm glad it wasn't something worse than butt paste! and sweet cheeks needs her own show LOL. I wonder if the baby thought the soap was tasty yuk! Have a better day tomorrow.

Doreen@househoneys said...

You're right. I had to stop in as soon as I saw the title of this post. Sometimes I call my hubs 'butthead'...ok, more than sometimes ;).

Thank goodness it wasn't Prep H!

Daniela @Frugal Aint Cheap said...

that stuff is greasy...I mean GREASY and thick. I can almost taste it...almost

chateau chic said...

Too funny!!
Mary Alice

Betsy@ coastal-colors said...

Oops! I'm trying not to laugh too hard, but I can just picture this! Yuck!!! You're to funny! I have used my arthritis medicine, but not "Butt paste"! LOL!

Shelia said...

Diana! I'm about to wet my pants I'm laughing so hard at your 'toothpaste'! I'll bet that did taste a bit funny! :) You're one hoot even when you don't mean to be! :)
be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Debbie said...

AAAaahhahahahahaha...only you Diana!!
if I did this, I wouldn't tell anyone. BUT...that's why I love you, toots!
xo

Ginger Knox said...

You are too funny. Sweet Cheeks is gonna be just like you and that is a GOOD thing. xoGinger

Hope Filled Living said...

That looks like something I would do! lol. Well....hope it worked!
xoxo.

Gayla said...

Oh, my dear! That wouldn't SIT well.

joanne said...

it hurts when your brain doesn't work. It also tastes bad! I did something similar a couple weeks ago and this morning barely averted disaster with the toothpaste and the hair creme. Joys of being older or maybe I should just learn to keep my counter cleaned off and everything in it's proper place. Hope you didn't put toothpaste on your butt!

The Polka Dot Closet said...

Oh goodness so funny, the fun just never quits at your house!!

Carol

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

You are to much - I laughed so hard I cried. Only you would do that LOL
You have some good times at your house.
Mary

Leena Milligan Lanteigne said...

Sticking my tongue out going bleh! Nasty! LOL! That's worse than thinking hair spray is deodorant Or cat litter is bath salts! Not that I'd know, thank goodness! Hugs Leena

ImSoVintage said...

Bahahaha!!! That Sweet Cheeks is too funny and as for the toothpaste, well 'nuff said :) xo Laura

Diane Jordan said...

Hi lovely lady.
Diana too funny. Only would happen to you!!!! You crack me up. Thanks for the laugh today. Never forget 9/11 and Benghazi.

Cheryl said...

lol... oh my!

Maureen Wyatt said...

Of course I always read labels before I use something, butt I can tell you cinnamon tastes awful on potato salad. Nice chunk the dude got out of the soap!

Amy at Ms. Toody Goo Shoes said...

OMG, that is definitely something I would do!