Friday, August 18, 2017

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN- FUNNY ON FRIDAY-AdNonsense

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

Squintina's family watched
entranced
as she took her first bite.
Little did she know she was
eating
Ricky The Racoon,
the rascal that had
been raiding their garbage cans.

Dad had quite enjoyed using his
meat grinder to process him into
sausage form.


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I opted out of the Google+ feature.
I have too much trouble with it and it interferes
with people leaving a comment.
If you are reading my blog through Google+
I hope you can find another way to access my blog.
Have a great Friday!
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26 comments:

Sissie's Shabby Cottage said...

Well Miss Diana you have certainly outdone yourself this time! LOL! Ugh, poor Ricky! Of course in West Virginia road kill is fair game, so you might have just given Oscar Mayer their next new product! Racoon Ricky Rolls! "Squinita," now that's funny!

You crazy girl...love you too pieces!

Sissie

Penny from Enjoying The Simple Things said...

LOL! Have a wonderful weekend!

The Sketchy Reader said...

What do you mean about Googe+? I've noticed that my comments are WAY down.....

Mary@mydogsmygardenandmary said...

You are too funny - enjoy your weekend.

Hugs,
Mary

Chatty Crone said...

Oh my goodness I would throw up if I knew that. And I am not on google+ either. Have a terrific weekend girl! sandie

Nonnie said...

Oh my goodness! Don't anybody tell her. But, on the other hand, justice might be served if they told her and she threw up on them. Haha! Who's laughing now? You are a mess. My great grandma served us rabbit once and we thought it was chicken. Boo!

Pom Pom said...

I don't even get the whole Google + thing. It DOES make it hard to contact people who only communicate blogwise in that manner.

Brenda Pruitt said...

Google+ can be a pain in the behind, I know. Don't blame you.
Brenda

Lisa said...

Girl! Your a trip.
I tried Google+ once and it didn't seem to be beneficial so I deleted it too. Facebook, Twitter and Blogger are enough for me to keep up with.
Lisa

Connie said...

I heard that the way St Patrick ran the snakes out of Ireland was to start a rumor that they tasted like chicken, LOL.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Nana Diana, NO ONE is going to believe that wieners are made of a high quality meat like raccoon! Who are you trying to kid?

Adam said...

Isn't that what hot dogs are made of already?

Dewena said...

Oh Diana, poor Squintina!

Did you just watch Sweeney Todd before writing this post? You're a hoot, my friend!

The Joy of Home with Martha Ellen said...

Oh dear, my Daddy always said he'd never eat a hot dog because you don't really know what's in them. Yuck! Thanks for the Friday laugh, Diana. ♥

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

Ewwww! Poor Ricky and poor Squintina!

Celestina Marie said...

I don't eat hot dogs but now I never will. haha. Don't blame you for opting out of google +.
Have a good weekend xo

Liz@ HomeandGardeningWithLiz said...

Yuck!! LOL.... I totally dislike Google +.

amazingsusan said...

Sometimes I really do wonder about your sense of ha ha diana ;)

Junkchiccottage said...

I always wondered what made hot dogs taste so good! Have a great weekend.
xoxo
Kris

Michele said...

LOL

You have the best sense of humor and imagination.

What a STRANGE photo that is - even for an ad - I mean if my family was so into my first bite of a hot dog I'd have them all committed! Oh wait- they already are. Never mind.

xxooxxoo

Donna said...

She doesn't look like she really likes that, even without knowing what it is...blech... It's one of those times when you spit it out and scrub your tongue! xoxo

Lisa @ Texas Decor said...

Ewww! But so funny at the same time! :) And AMEN to opting out of Google Plus. I wish everyone would do that.

Katie Isabella said...

If it's G+, I just go silently on my way. If they have enabled a "public" one that is on their G+, I look for it, and book mark it but G+ is a pain. And invasive. Why I don't want it. xx

Lorrie said...

No Google + for me - and I can't comment on blogs that have it, which is a pain. Raccoon sausage - no thanks!

Cecilia Bramhall said...

They are like, haha, she's eating it!
Didn't know google+ caused problems...maybe that's why some people can't leave me a comment.

Marilyn @ MountainTopSpice said...

So funny, lol... this was a good one... they are expecting a reaction, maybe they didn't get, lol! :)