Friday, February 24, 2017

FUNNY ON FRIDAY-HE CUT HER OFF

The last magic act
that Mr. Marvel  and Margie
performed together
did not go well.
It did not go well
at all.
Now Margie,
who had been the
perfect magician's assistant,
was only half the woman
she used to be.
When he started 
THE ACT
 she tried to tell him
that she wasn't
ready but he had
already started sawing..
It made her sick
just to think
about it.
Feeling guilty,
he had sent her
to all the specialists
in the world
to no avail.
Now,
she preferred to spend
her time in the
healing waters of
Maugoo-Maugoo Bay.
The locals
claimed
this waterfall pool
produced many miracles.
Sometimes when she
looked down
she could almost
swear she saw legs..
but then would realize
that it was 
only a mirage.
She was certainly hoping
for a miracle
because she was getting
tired of pushing herself
around on the skateboard
that Mr. Marvel had rigged
up for her.
The worst part was that
he had a new
assistant and
she was sure
there was a whole
different type of
magic happening
while she was
away.

I am on the road today
and will check in soon.
Have a good day
and I hope you got your 
MORNING SMILE
right here!!!
your photo name

31 comments:

Sylvia said...

Yes and No! Hope you're not on the road with Mr.Marvel!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Poor Margie! Lawyer up, girl.

Liz@ Infuse With Liz said...

๐Ÿ˜Š Darn men anyway! Have fun on your road trip! Did you get a massive amount of snow?? We did!

Kathy said...

Oh my! You aren't Mr. Marvel's new assistant are you? If you are, don't let him near a saw!

Susie said...

Diana, I wish I were half the woman Margie is. LOL...or that my half looked that good. Wishing you a safe road trip. Blessings for a fun filled weekend, xoxo, Susie

Chatty Crone said...

I enjoyed reading! Now exactly sure what you are saying...
How is your friends husband by the way?
Have a great weekend.
Sandie

Lisa said...

This is actually a beautiful story until it got to the skateboard part! LOL. You are hilarious.
Lisa

A Joyful Cottage said...

I can see why they're relationship was short lived.

A Joyful Cottage said...

Oops, that should read "their".

SpicingUpIdaho said...

Well, that's only half the story, isn't it? LOL... great one Diana, have a blessed day!

Susan Freeman said...

Okay ~ this made me smile and giggle too! I have always wondered how that sawing a woman in half trick is done. They make it look so real, but I know it's not. Or is it??? Safe travels my friend <3

Big Texas Hugs,
Susan and Bentley

Debbie Harris said...

It would appear that her better half was spared. She still looks lovely.
Be careful out on those winter roads and have a wonderful time away~

Debbie Harris said...

It would appear that her better half was spared. She still looks lovely.
Be careful out on those winter roads and have a wonderful time away~

Nonnie said...

She's definitely the better half of the partnership. What a dirty bum. Maybe her dad should get out his sawed off shotgun.

Missy George said...

She still has the better half it seems..Thanks for the smile..Travel safely..

Cecilia Bramhall said...

haha, how I love your Funny on Friday series! Thanks for your stories on these crazy pictures. :) Have a wonderful and safe trip!
hugs,
Cecilia

Merlesworld said...

Mr Marvel was not such a marvel.
Merle........

Kim said...

Maybe this is why I am not a fan of magic! ;) Happy Weekend!!

Rose L said...

Now I look forward to reading about and seeing photos of your road trip!

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

Oh my, I am speechless on this one!!

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Have fun! Looking forward to reading all about it.

Michele said...

I think you forgot to take your medication today, didn't you, Diana?

I refuse to chuckle. I. Will. Not. Laugh.

: - p

Luv ya lady.

Mildred said...

Seems like something my John would do!lol
Blessings to you this Sunday. Love & Hugs, Mildred

Junkchiccottage said...

LOL!!!! Safe travels enjoy the sun and warmth!!!
Hugs,
Kris

Jill said...

:-) I hope your week is off to a great start!!

Blessings
Jill

Lisa @ Texas Decor said...

I definitely got my morning smile, so thanks! Hee hee! You're good at this stuff! Safe travels!

Beatrice Euphemie said...

So silly! Scrolled down and glad to hear the positive results of John's exam. Such happy news. xx Karen

Art @ Home said...

:O

Sandra @ Thistle Cove Farm said...

no. but I got my afternoon smile here.
thanks!

Attic Clutter said...

HI Diana..
Love the pretty post and the name in blue..so nice..
hugs,Patty

Stephanie said...

Oh Diana, you never cease to make me laugh!

Wishing you a beautiful March! Hugs