Thursday, January 10, 2013

SweetCheeks Friends, Fat, Facts

I picked the three sisters
up from school yesterday.
The little ones get released early.
SweetCheeks comes out of
her room trailing 2 little
girls about half her size.
Miss T & Miss S
They are tiny and she is 
the biggest one in her room.
Miss S-taken at SweetCheeks house
Miss T: lisping~ How old itsh StwheetCheeks?
Me:  26
Miss T:  No-how old itsh shthe really?
Me:  She's 3, almost 4
Miss S:  No-She said she was EIGHT.
Me:  She just turned 6.
SCheeks:  But Ih'm big for my age
so Ih said Ih was eight
but Ih was juhst kidding.
Me: (trying not to laugh):  She is
6~ just like you are.
Miss T/Miss S:  We knew it!
SCheeks:  Pfffft-cancha taka joke?

New boy comes along.
I don't know this kid from Adam.
Kid: Are you SCheeks gramma?
SC:  NO-She's NOT my gramma
she's my Nana, you silly.
Kid to me: Knock, Knock
Me:  Who's there?
Kid:  Icy
Me:  Icy Who?
Kid:  Icy your underwear.
SCheeks covers her hand with her mouth.
SCheeks:  He said he saw your underwear.
Me:  I heard him.
SCheeks:  That was funny.
Me:  I don't have any underwear on.
SCheeks:  NAAAA-NAH!!!!
You're supposed to wear underwear
effvery day!
Me:  You are?
SCheeks:  Nana!  You KNOW you are.
pause
pause
pause
wait for it
(what is running through her brain...
the size of my underwear?;>)
SCheeks:  Do yohu remember when Ih was
little and used to say yohu were fat?
(yeah-like last week)
Well, Ih was just kiddin'. Yohu're NOT fat.
(I see the "Mom-at-home" talks are working)
Thank you, SweetCheeks!
Yurh welcume!
SCheeks:  Ih really like fat people.
Me:  So you don't like me cuz I'm not fat?
pause
pause
pause
SCheeks:  Ih was just kiddin'.  You ARE fat,Nana.
Me:  Thanks
SCheeks- Yurh welcume

Question for all of you:
Anyone want SweetCheeks
to tell you how she 
REALLY feels?
Anyone?
anyone....
anyone...
your photo name

59 comments:

Kim K. said...

She's a riot. The adventures she could have with Josie would be dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for my morning smiles!

Tete said...

You never know when to quit when you are ahead, do you???
Did you ever wonder what she tells all those kids at school about you? Maybe you should asking them that. LOL
Some things are best left unknown.
That kid is going to be famous. I know it. Not for sure what for yet, but it will happen.

A Vintage Fairy said...

That is too funny, I just love how kids can come up with the darnedest things, lol!!

Maria Elena said...

LOL Can you imagine the conversations they have when you are not around? They are just too cute!

Kimberly said...

you should link this up today to MY SUNSHINE PROJECT - It brought sunshine to my morning. She is too funny!

suzyq said...

omg - that one is just too precious Diana - too too precious!

DREAMS ON 34th STREET ~ French Bread & Family said...

I love the age of Sweet Cheeks and her friends...extreme silliness! It's contagious!
I'm going start calling you "Nana Linkletter"!
~Lynne
w/L.

Debbie @ MeandMyDIY said...

Oh how I would love to have had you for a Nana! You're too funny Diana. Such a cute little conversation. And cute kids!

Debbie

Dolly Sarrio said...

So cute!

boopnut said...

Don't you just love kids? Their perceptions are so funny!

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh, I know I have said this before and it was here but, out of the mouths of babes!!!!

Dewena Callis said...

I bet all her friends wish they had such a fun Nana! I think SCheeks will either grow up to be a comedian or a diplomat, maybe both! And yes, let her tell me how she really feels 'cause everyone can use a smile and some chuckles in their day.

Cranberry Morning said...

That is just hilarious!! And aren't they darling kids. :-)

Pat@BPM said...

Love this post! What else can I say! I am a G'ma and know very well how great those little ol' g'kids are.

Miss G towers above all the other girls on her soccer team.:-) It's a sight to see.

Terri said...

Your posts always make me smile, Diana! :))

I was an elementary school teacher for years and I can assure you that today those little kiddos are whispering to one another that Sweet Cheeks' nana doesn't wear underwear! You're a celebrity! LOL

Infuse With Liz said...

LOL oh dear!! Too funny! She is working on her social graces!!

Patty Patterson said...

Yes! And I'm not kidding. The thing I love most about kids is their honesty. I do wish they'd learn to whisper occasionally, though. Some things should not be said out loud!

Julie Marie at Idyllhours said...

She is so adorable!... I think she gets alot of her sassyness from her Nana... no?... xoxo Julie Marie

Simple Pleasures said...

Hi Di,
Ummm, no, I don't want that much honesty in my life! I love listening to kids talk so funny! Hey, by the way I like the new background. I think Its much more soothing than all that PINK~ ha ha.
xoxo

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha so funny!! I love how you have fun with kids!!

Susie said...

Diana, You know that girl is just like you :):) Kids are honest, just like we want them , right? :)
XOXO, Susie

Jettie said...

Some days you just can't win....

Daniela @Frugal Aint Cheap said...

breathe...just breathe. lol

Donna said...

That's too funny,Diana! I have a feeling Miss SweetCheeks will one day have her own show on tv (watch out, Jay Leno!). I don't think my ego could take her honesty!

FABBY'S LIVING said...

LOL! I love the way she adds to her age...she cracks me up!! You're so lucky Miss Sweet-Cheeks is so close by you to enjoy her so much and to make your life so exciting! I'm gonna go visit my little ones soon too..can't wait! Thank you for your sweet and kind visit, you beautiful blond lady! Big hugs,
FABBY

Lucille said...

Such an entertaining girl. Thanks for the morning chuckle!

GARAGE SALE GAL said...

LOL!!! She is very precious!
Warmly,
deb

Linda Primmer said...

SweetCheeks is a darling girl and it's always fun to read the posts with her in it. Always entertaining and sweet. Thank you for sharing such a cute post.

NanaNor's said...

You gave me my first laugh today-your sweet cheeks is something else! You girl, going commando? Don't think so. Don't even think you'd like butt floss(oops-I meant string bikinis). Have a great day!
Hugs, Noreen

Maureen said...

I'd like to be at the dinner table where that boy tells his parents that Sweet Cheeks fat nana doesn't wear underwear!

Bonnie@Creative Decorating said...

Well....at least you know she loves you!

Nana, you really should wear underwear everyday! Going commando might throw the poor children into shock!!

Don't kids say the craziest things!

Beth said...

Those photos and the comments are priceless!

Ruth Kelly said...

Only you would tell them you are not wearing underwear for a shock factor. How cute!

Nellie said...

What a hoot that SweetCheeks is! She is certainly quick on her feet!:-)
xo Nellie

Nonnie said...

Hahaha! I bet the rumor gets around really fast that Nana doesn't wear underwear!

Anne said...

Sometimes it is better not to know what they are thinking LOL!
xx
Anne

Jen @ Muddy Boot Dreams said...

Knock knock....that is hillarious.

You need to write these conversations down in a book, and give it to her on her wedding day.

It will be treasured forever.

Jen

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

LMAO! That wll be the next billboard!
SweetCheeks and her Nana that doesn't wear her Nana panties!
This was hilarious, D!
xo, Tina

Gina said...

What a riot! I have a feeling all her little friends know that she's a riot too.

andrea@townandprairie said...

SO cute in those uniforms!
Can you just imagine the conversations at the kids' lunch table in the cafeteria?

ImSoVintage said...

Oh my gosh. I think I have had that entire identical conversation with my granddaughter. Only she knows better than to call me fat to my face. She has told me I was an old lady on several occasions.
hugs,
Laura

Jane, Naples, Florida said...

Thank you, thank you! I am laughing out loud!

Jane
Flora Doora

Kay G. said...

I LOVE the honesty of children and also, love it when you can "see" the results of the "Mom Talks at home"!
This is so funny! xx

SGG said...

I do not even know how I landed here... but OMGOSH! That was hilarious!!! Yes, our grandbabies are honest! LOL!

Thank you for sharing!!

Simply God's Girl

Gert said...

Oh how funny!! She is adorable!!! Just like her Nanna...smile...

Bless you for giving me a big laugh!!

Blessings,
Gert

Betsy@ coastal-colors said...

She's too funny! I think she is like someone else we know! What a cute story! I'm still laughing!

Anonymous said...

Too cute!!

Little Miss Maggie said...

Funny, funny, funny. She's adorable.

Sarah said...

My daily Sweet Cheeks giggle. Thanks! ;-)

Tattered Tiques said...

Omg! I'm dying! Too too funny!!
Julie

The Polka Dot Closet said...

No, because I know EXACTLY what she would say! I remember watching "I love Lucy" when I was a kid and thinking EThel was SOOO fat...Geez, I watch it now and I think she is average! Now, you go get some underwear on!!

Carol

vivian said...

what a doll she must be! Do all the kids know her as sweet cheeks? how cute!
Happy Friday!!!
xoxo

Sandi~A Cottage Muse said...

Oh it's going to be a great year full of fun and laughs from SC!!
Priceless!!

Cindy @ Dwellings-The Heart of Your Home said...

Sooo funny!
You should write a book, REALLY!!!
Blessings,
Cindy

Jill Flory of Sew a Fine Seam said...

Ok Diana, get to writing a book! Thanks so much for the great morning laugh! SO FUNNY! kids are great - so glad you share this stuff!

Missy George said...

Yur really good at writing kid speak. Too funny..

Craftberry Bush said...

hahaha....these little bits of your life make me smile and laugh out loud so my kids think I'm crazy! thanks Diana....xoox

Celestina Marie said...

Oh My gosh what a cute post. Out of the mouths of babes. LOL Precious memories to hold close!!
Loved this after school story.
Hugs, CM