Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A Real DO IT DIET


Ah-Welcome 2013!
Are you starting a brand new diet
and exercise regime?
Are you struggling with
appetite control?
DO NOT USE DIET PILLS!
No, Indeedy!
I have something better
than 
DIET PILLS.
I have just the answer for you.
Post this on your fridge.
It's a guaranteed appetite
suppressant.
Pinky Promise!
Remember Richard Simmons?
Do you?
Well, here I offer you a
little fruit with your vegetables.
(notice the strategically placed hat)
See?  You aren't hungry now,
are you?
Happy Smiley New Year
your photo name

69 comments:

Lucille said...

Happy New Year, Diana! Is it my computer or did you remove the pink from your background? Have a wonderful day with your loved ones!

Jane@Bluebird1959 said...

Ha ha! I feel the pounds slipping away already! Jane

Beth said...

I think that took away my appetite. LOL!!

Sweetwater Style said...

Happy New Year....Oh my...that is certainly the best diet trick I have read in awhile! TOO Funny!

Susie said...

Diana, I have been told to tape a picture of ourselves when we were thinner.... that would make us all think, no ice cream, no. When I was thinner, was I happy with my weight,no. I know for a fact, I need to lose 30 pounds. But 10 is a good place to start. So that is my goal for now.xoxox, Susie

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

No, I'm not hungry now. Not for fruits and veggies anyway, Diana! That picture would drive me to the chocolate in a hearbeat! : )

Naturegirl said...

Oh my certainly would keep me from the fridge!!
Yup it's off carbs now for 8 weeks!
EEKKS!! I love my desserts.. not anymore it's fruit and veggies with a serving of protein.
sigh
Happy New year!
First time here!How are you doing?

Marti said...

Quick give me a candy bar!

Jettie said...

Ugg, and I don't even have a hangover to blame it on, girl.

Perfectly Printed said...

LOL from a new follower!! The picture is too funny!! Happy New Year!

chris

Japolina said...

Ha! Happy 2013

Donna said...

Suddenly I've lost my appetite! I was one of those Richard Simmons fans, but way back in the early 80's! Now, not so much!

Ann@A Sentimental Life said...

Think I better copy and plaster Richard in my pantry! LOL

Rick Watson said...

Thanks. I might not eat for the rest of this year :)

art by wendy said...

Oh My God! That is a sure fire way to lose weight for sure! I'm going to print this out and stick it to the fridge! :O)

Vicki Boster said...

Hilarious--- made me laugh out loud!!

All my love and best wishes to you as we enter this bright new year--

Xoxo
Vicki

Leslie said...

Lol!! OMGosh, this is SO funny and you are right (say NO to diet pills!) and this is the perfect appetite suppressant!

Happy New Year! Wishing you all the best in 2013!

xxleslie

Lynne said...

Hi Sweet D!
Happy New Year, Darling! I love your new look!
I can't wait for the love and fun of 2013!
~Lynne
w/L.

Ruth Kelly said...

I'd rather post Vitalio in my kitchen as an incentive to lose weight - I'll tell you about him in my Ship Board Romance blog.

Debbie said...

LOLOL You probably didn't need to use such a big hat!!!!
Happy New Year, my goofy friend!
Love you.
xxoo

Sweet Posy Dreams said...

Richard Simmons, what a strange little man.

Jill Turner said...

Haha!

Xo Jill

jillianturner.blogspot.com

Modern Country Lady said...

Wishing you joy, peace and harmony in the new year!

Nellie said...

What a live wire that Richard Simmons is! Leave the diet pills alone, and concentrate on colorful fruits and vegetables - plenty of them! xo Nellie

Tete said...

LOL- I have been doing it wrong for years! I am going to have to stick him inside the door of the fridge, the cabinets and the junk food drawer! Have you seen him lately??? OMGosh, its gross. Old and wearing girls clothes and jewelry. Double yuck, there. I used to do his video every day way back when and they worked for me, but those days of moving that much are gone and so glad he can still be of use- LOL. You are a sick woman, you know that, right?

Debby said...

Thanks Diana, I will visualize this picture every time I get hungry. I bet the Capt. is glad that you used Richard instead of him on this post, hah.
Happy New Year Friend.

Nancy @ The Headmistress said...
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Nancy @ The Headmistress said...

Definitely an appetite supressant!!!
Happy New Year!
Nancy

Susan said...

OMG! Diana that is a definitely the best diet pill around.

Susan Shull said...

Gross. Lol! I thought maybe you were going to share the secret of giving up sugar!

Debbie @ MeandMyDIY said...

Hi Diana, I'm a new visitor. I see you all over the place leaving sweet comments for others, so I thought I'd stop by and return some of the comment love. I'm your newest follower and look forward to nosing around your blog. Have a great day and a happy new year!
Debbie

FABBY'S LIVING said...

LOL!!!!! No, I'm not hungry anymore, after RSm's sexi pic..hahahahaaaa...You made me laugh, and what a way to start the new year than to hear from you dearest friend..you are such a joy and I can only wish for you a terrific new year, filled with only fabulous things and very exciting, since I know you're going to have some important decissions to make. All my love for you pretty lady and thank you always for been such a generous and fun follower...yep, me too, looking forward to our friendship throu 2013 too!
FABBY

NanaNor's said...

Yes I remember him and used to dance along with his show but this is simply gross! I wonder whose body they put in because when I've seen him on t.v. he doesn't look nearly that young(do any of us?). But seriously yuck!!!!
New Year's Blessings to you today.
Noreen

jewels in the garden +: ) said...

YUCK! : )
Happy New Year!

Simple Pleasures said...

Good God!
xoxo

Jan said...

My eyes! My eyes! Oh, my poor eyes!

Happy new year!
Jan

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

As long as he stays away from the cake, I'm good! ;)
xo, T.

ℳartina @ Northern Nesting said...

Good one Diana LOL!!!

My Grama's Soul said...

Oh Gawwwwddddd.....do I ever remember....he surely had a case of the "Terminal Perks"!!! LOL

xo

Jo

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

Thanks a lot, girlfriend! I'm just getting ready to eat spaghetti for dinner! I guess I'll eat less pasta! heehee! Sweet hugs to you my friend!

Anna Hanley said...

Hi there, That is to funny!!No diet for me just trying to eat healthy. Hugs, Anna

Connie said...

Hello Diana, I think that you may be on to something . . . no pills for me, that photo did it. LOL.

It has been a wonderful year . . . one reason is that I have made so many wonderful new friends, like yourself. Here's wishing you and your family a new year filled with good health and abundant joy.
Your blogging sister, Connie :)

Pat M said...

Thanks for the chuckle...that would certainly do the trick! Haha! Wishing you a very Blessed New Year!
Hugs, GraceinAZ (Pat)

Sew a Fine Seam said...

Uh - yeah. I think that should do the trick! You are so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Unknown said...

I laughed so hard tears ran down my legs-LOL
That is a wonderful appetite
suppressant-UGH

camp and cottage living said...

OMG, I'm feeling nauseous already.
Great way to keep me away from the frig, for sure.
Leave it to you to come up with this great food supressant!

DearHelenHartman said...

Bwaahahaha! I had his books and I think a record or vhs tape of his - and yet I never got skinny!

Anonymous said...

Yep, appetite is gone!

ShabbyESP said...

Good one Diana...I think it will work!!!
Happy New Year BBB
Suzann ~xoxo~

Kim Gillian said...

Happy New Year Diana!

Cottage and Broome said...

That is so funny! Happy New Years! Laura

Patty Patterson said...

Yuck! And no, I am not hungry now, but then I wasn't hungry before. With that picture stuck in my head, I may not be hungry tomorrow, either. Yep... I'd say your diet is working for me.

Debbiedoos said...

Happy New year to you Diana. I sure wish I would have seen this about 4 hours ago. UGH!

Michele M./ Finch Rest said...

LOL you afre too much, hahaha what a great post, thanks for the laughs, haha.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Unknown said...

you're right ...It worked !
-KAT-
Happy New Year my friend

Tattered Tiques said...

So, So funny! This will definitly make it easier to count points, seeing that there will be less points to count now! Happy New Year!
Julie

Holly said...

That is so dang funny!! To think that he really posed that way. Yeah, I need to, but...fiddle dee dee I'll think about that tomorrow.

Have a Daily Cup of Mrs. Olson said...

Oh my gosh, hungry? NO, laughing; YES! Good old Richard. Those were the days!
Hugs,
Jann

Shannon Fox said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

You are always good for a laugh girl :)

Love ya!
Happy New Year :)

Shannon said...

HaHaHaaaa! Yes, that might do it.

MONSIEUR LE CHAT ET MOI said...

Thank you so much to make me laugh for my first visit to your blog !!! I'm pleased to be your newest French follower (LE CHEMIN DU BONHEUR).
wish you a happy new year of fun and happy surprises.
xoxo from PARIS
Joëlle
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Leena Milligan Lanteigne said...

ROFL!! Too funny! I feel skinnier already! Hugs, Leena

bj said...

Holy Cow ....if that doesn't take the appetite away, I don't think ANYthing will. whew !!

LANA said...

You are right - I totally lost my appetite!

Kim @ Savvy Southern Style said...

Hahahahahaha. I have taken them in the past, but no more.

Kim @ French Country Antiques said...

I just cracked up when I saw this picture! Yep, it's the best diet plan for the new year I'v seen so far!

Suzanne said...

You are too much!!!:) And I think it might work:)
xoxo

This N That said...

Ha!! Works for me..

Unknown said...

It's true...you are certifiably nuts.
Pun Intended. If this would'nt slay the mighty dragon of all sweet things, I don't know what would...
Geesh!!!!