Friday, July 20, 2012

I Love Paris I Love France I Usually Wear

Clothes!
I usually wear Clothes!
You thought I was going to
say 
Underpants, didn't you?
Remember that old 
sing-song rhyme from school?
I see London
I see France
I see (insert name of choice) 
underpants.

Oooooooh...Lookee here!
Mr.& Mrs.B
have been our good friends
for many years.
This is an old picture of them
but the only one I have on hand.
Well, when they were
here for the
Fourth of July,
I mentioned that I wished
I could find some French books.
Being the kind soul
(and semi-hoarder!;>)
that he is,  my friend,
MrB, brought me 
some French books...
the real deal!
This is only a sampling...
Look at the inside cover...
He gave me about 10 books...
but GUESS WHAT?
A day or so later
he gave me another
bag full of
French Books!

Hey, MrB!
MyHero says
Thank You!
He is really excited
that I like all things
French.
As a matter of fact,
he is so excited he has
something special on
order-just for me.
Hmmmmm...
I don't know how
HE is going to look
in that
French Maid's Costume...
but I am guessing,
with a wig,
something  like this~
Can I get an
Oooh-la-lah?

Kinda scary, huh?
your photo name

40 comments:

Mark said...

I love hairy French maids. Especially when they're guys!
I say "go for it"!
m.

Susie said...

Diana, Ooo-la-la your French maid needs a shave. :):) I love that you got so many books from your friend. I can think of so many decorating ideas to use them. I am sure you can too. You'll have to show what you do with them. :):) Smiles, xo, Susie

Anonymous said...

Just so long as he wears his burnt underpants with this outfit! Then you could definitely sing the rhyme.

Gert said...

Oh this post is so funny! And sweet of course! By the way I think your maid needs a shave..lol

Blessings,
Gert

Japolina said...

You cracked me up this morning Ms. Diana! Have a super weekend. BonJour!

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

Sheesh, men! I don't know why they think they can carry those outfits off, Diana. It's the same thing I tell my hubby when he says he's going to order something from Victoria's Secret. "I don't think they have your size, honey"!

What a wonderful friend to bring you all those books! You must be in heaven. Did he have them all himself? Now you'll have to show us where you put them. You will have them on display - oui? : )

DearHelenHartman said...

Thanks for the laughs. The French books are darling but that maid...

Nonnie said...

Hilarious! If he cooks, does it matter what he wears? ... He definitely spices up your life. But you may be right, I guess it is a little scary.

Anonymous said...

oh what treasures, lovely to have and hard to find unless you know someone as you do!!
That french maid costume is a hoot, take photos please,,

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

It's WAY to early in the morning for that last image! haha! I love your books though...oh la la!

Yvonne @ StoneGable said...

OOOH LA LA LA LA!
What a kind friend. Have a wonderful time pouring over every bit of your books. If it is a french maid outfit, please model it for all of us!

Gina said...

Haha! What a generous friend Mr. B is. Enjoy your books...ooo la la!

Tete said...

Very scary! Tell MyHero not to shave his pits and he will be perfect in that get up.
So glad you got so many books! Hope you post more of them and what you end up doing with them...

Judy at GoldCountryCottage said...

Diana: You took the words right out of my mouth. That was going to be my comment, so here it is anyway. OOOH, LA, LA, and LOL and OMG and all those fabulous french sayings. OH, I should have said, Pardon My French!!Happy Friday..Judy

Blessed Serendipity said...

Love the french books but the french maids outfit? It's just wrong for a man to wear one. But you might want to get one to wear out next time you go to starbucks. I bet you'll get your coffee free. LOL.

xo,
Danielle

Debbie said...

Oh my gosh! I almost fell off my chair when I read Mark's comment!!!
This has got to be one of the funniest posts you've ever done, Diana! and the comments are all so hilarious!!
Thanks for the laughs today!
xo

Ruth Kelly said...

With all those books, I hope you read French. Don't all of us have a small hoarder inside?

Beth said...

Loved this post. The pic of the hairy maid made me laugh!

I hope you have a great weekend.

Kim K. said...

You are a hoot! I never know what I'm going to find at the end of the post.

"Cottage By The Sea" said...

I don't know that I could sum up that photo with Oooh-la-lah. Kinda scary, YES! Cool French books, hopefully you read french!

Holly said...

I just love this post!! Thank you for the laughter, and yes, I do remember that saying! You always hoped it wasn't yourself they were talking about!
hugs!
Holly

Debbiedoo's said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Expect the unexpected with you. What great books to Diana.

The Polka Dot Closet said...

Oh cute!! How in the world did he get all of those French books!!!

Carol

Karen Mary Butterfly said...

I love a hoarder that shares. That was so sweet of him. You just crack me up. I love reading your posts....there is always a surprise around the corner!! Oooh-la-lah...more like Mon Dieu!

Diana Ferguson said...

Enjoyed the post!!!

Daniella said...

*snort* You said underpants!!!
Oh you are SOOOOOOOO lucky! I have to buy french text to use and I get like 5 sheets, so getting a bazillion text books from your friend is a fabulous thing!! And he looks....um...nice?
Thank you for your sweet comment! You are such a wonderful friend!!
xxDaniella!!

joanne said...

well send him on over, I'm sure I can find SOMEthing for him to do! underpants...ha!

Geneva said...

Lucky You! And lucky me...I haven't had a good laugh all day! Thank You Diana... ":o)

NanaNor's said...

Girl here I was expecting to see you in the maid's costume; you just crack me up. Life must be incredibly fun with you!!!!!! Not sure how your "sweet"man feels about it but hey we think it's great.
Have a blast this weekend.
Hugs, Noreen

Shirley said...

Hi Diana, You are always so much fun to read and I did think underpants. I can remember singing that rhyme a long time ago. I always enjoy reading your blog, You are a pick me upper when I need a chuckle and lately I seem to need more then usual. I love the previous post to. I hope you had an enjoyable three days away. Take care my friend. Hugs Your Missouri Friend.

Connie said...

How funny . . . watch out when he see this he may want his books back.
Have a great weekend, Connie :)

Little Miss Maggie said...

You always make me chuckle. So what are you going to do with all those French books? You are so lucky! What a nice friend.

Laura said...

Oh diana, i have so much to catch up on!! happy bday to your handsome hero, to big boy E and ooh la la for you!! love the books, what a gorgeous donation!!!! how generous! Love the clouds also, you are lucky to be having nice warm weather; not so warm here sadly!!! Lots of love to you!!! Laura xx

Donna said...

Oooh, la, la is right, Diana! Lucky you, those books sound amazing! That French "maid"? Not so much!!!

Cristina Garay said...

Oh la la Diana!! Can't wait to see what are you going to do with all those books!! Just for decoration?? Maybe, but not all, I guess! Pretty funny!

Pat M said...

How funny...and what a lovely French maid! Teehee! The books are a treasure!
Hugs, GraceinAZ (Pat)

Pam said...

Now that's a look you don't see every day! I think he needed a little more padding up top.

Ron said...

You're a hoot!!! Oooooo la la!!!!

Grammy Goodwill said...

Not interested in your French maid, but I would love to read some of those books - or attempt it. I don't know how my high school French would hold up.

TheMoonAndMe said...

I am jealous.
Of your books.
NOT your French maid. I have to go wash my eyes.
With soap.
Kelly