SweetCheeks has this
way of giving you the
perfect little zinger
without really meaning to.
That is why this is the
perfect card for her.
It says ZING.
Here's her latest little zinger.
She looks across at Papa
who is sitting on the sofa-
remote in hand.
Papa, she says ever so sweetly.
Papa, she repeats-because he
doesn't answer
Papa: Yes, SweetCheeks?
SC: Papa~How ohld ARE yohu?
Papa: I'm 62.
SC: (digests that for a minute)
Soooooo.....yohu are OLHD AND FAT?
I start laughing hysterically because
I am usually on the receiving end of her
zingers.
Papa: That's not nice, SweetCheeks!
SC: Sorry, Papa.
SC: (looking towards me-stage whispers)
That's true though, isn't it, Nana?
(snort-snort)
Any problems with being egotistical?
I can send her over to fix you!
She works cheap-
you can pay her in glitter and glue.

