Millions! She Got Millions!

She looks so sweet and innocent.

But looks can be decieving.

No one could believe it

when Sylvia was arrested

for murdering her 5th husband.

The sting operation went off

smoothly.

Buford Buxumbomb

entered her lair and

was caught off guard

by her bewitching beauty.

Left to his own devices

he could have become

Victim #6.

However, his loyal side-kick,

Bubba Bejewsus,

busted the door in

with one swift kick

right after Buford

snapped this photo.

Sylvia was soon known worldwide

as

The Black Widow

so named for the dreaded

Black Widow Spider.

The men in her life never

suspected how deadly her bite could be.

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SweetCheeks & Scissors

This is Lulu.

Lulu has scissors.

Lulu is allowed to have scissors.

Lulu is cutting something but

she won't show us what it is yet.

This is Ria.

Ria has scissors too.

Ria can have scissors because

Ria only cuts what she is supposed to cut.

Whut are you mhaking? SweetCheeks asks.
I'll show you pretty soon!

Whut's hers mhaking, Nana?

I dunno, SweetCheeks...

guess we will have to wait and see.Uh-oh...Here comes the dreaded question..

Can I haff some scissors, too?

Huh? Can I have some too?

Can I, Nana, huh, can I?

Do I look like I just got off the crazy boat?

Don't answer that because there is NO good answer.

Do you remember the last time when you snipped

your hair to the scalp in front?

Huh? Or how about the time you cut the ribbons

off the pillow?

Or how about the time you took little snips

and pieces out of all my good magazines that

I hadn't had a chance to go through yet?

NO! SweetCheeks! You can't have

any scissors. Maybe next time.

Maybe in your dreams and my nightmares.

Oh! Look! Here it is, Nana!

SweetCheeks can't wait to see it!

Whut iss it? Huh? Whut iss it?

It's a snowflake, SweetCheeks!

Dat iss NOT a snowflake...

Dat is jusss paparh wiff holes cut in itt.

An' snow iss cold.

Pfffffttt...I doan want eny scissors enyways

cuz I doan wanna cut holes in paparh

cuz dats stooopid.

Sometimes all I can do is walk away

so that I don't wet my pants laughing.