Have you heard about
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?
This is kind of a long post for me
because I included a brief synopsis of the play.
Quit your whining and grab your coffee...m'kay?
If you don't know the book-
Here is a synopsis:
The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world.
They lie, steal, smoke cigars, swear, and hit little kids.
So no one is prepared when this outlaw family
invades church one Sunday
and decides to take over the annual Christmas pageant.
None of the Herdmans has ever heard the Christmas story before.
Their interpretation of the tale —
the Wise Men are a bunch of dirty spies and Herod needs a good beating —
has a lot of people up in arms.
But it will make this year's pageant the most unusual anyone has seen
and, just possibly, the best one ever.
Our Lulu went to the local theater group
to try out for the play...open from
ages EIGHT and up.
She is 11.
She read and got a part.
SweetCheeks age SIX
is sitting off to one side.
The director looks her over and asks if
she wants to try out.
She shyly nods her head yes.
Director doesn't hold out much hope
because she is very soft-spoken
AND only SIX.
She tells SweetCheeks to
"imagine that you are getting ready for
school and can't find your backpack-
ONLY you are an ANGEL
and you can't
find your HALO.
Got it?"
SweetCheeks quietly nods yes-
she understands.
Director says Okay...
let me know when you are ready.
SweetCheeks goes up on stage
quietly bows her head
and closes her eyes.
(director is regretting asking her
because she seems so shy)
She looks up and says-
OK- I'm ready now.
Here is her interpretation of the line.
This is less than 20 seconds long...
please excuse our "hair do".....
After a couple of play practices
Sweet Cheeks also wrote her
OWN LINE and asked if it could be added.
"OOOOOH- Alice is MAAAAD"
The director added it.
Last week she told me she was going to add
ONE MORE LINE.
She did!
She now closes the play with
"Peace On Earth Good Will Towards Men"
Now why doesn't that surprise me?
Next year she will be sitting in the
director's chair!