My daughter, Mimi,
IS NOT A PAGEANT MOM
at all.
So-
Bright Eyes had
NO HAIR PEOPLE
NO MAKEUP PEOPLE
NO EXPENSIVE DRESS
NO COACHING
She DID have
PERSONALITY
POISE
and
SHE IS FUNNY
(imagine that)
Mimi said that she had a
RUNNING COMMENTARY
while she was on stage.
As they introduced the other little girls-
Judge: And Sarah's favorite color is PINK.
Bright Eyes: No! MY favorite color is pink.
At two years old they call out your weight
(which is one reason I would NEVER be in a pageant-even at two years old)
Judge: And Sophia weighs THIRTY POUNDS.
Bright Eyes-looking at her: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
Psyching out the competition,
do you think?
Whatever she did.
SHE WON FIRST PLACE
in the
TWO YEAR OLD DIVISION.
Sorry for the quality-
It's a picture of a picture....
Hmmmn...
We may have a brand new
HONEY BOO-BOO
on our hands.
I told my daughter to
BE PREPARED TO DRESS UP
like Honey-Boo-Boo
and her mom.
I think a little pink number like
this might be nice, right?
And that's all I'm gonna say 'bout that
Have a great upcoming week!
