Showing posts with label What Did You Say;CJK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What Did You Say;CJK. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

APRIL FOOLS FOLLOW-UP -A 4 Year Old's View

I had the sweet job
of babysitting for CJK the last night
of March.
He slept over while Mom & Dad
went out of town.
Nope-doesn't bother him at all to sleep in a 
"girly bed".  lol
Guess what!!!!????
The next morning was 
APRIL 1st-APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Actual conversation:
Nana- Come on CJK. Let's play a trick on Papa.
CJK:  OK- What kind of trick?
Nana: Come on- I'll show you.
We go downstairs to the little kitchenette
where Papa prepares his special foods
that he has eaten since he got cancer.
CJK:  What are we gonna do?
Nana:  We are going to tape down the SPRAYER on the kitchen faucet.That way when Papa turns the faucet on he will get sprayed. 
(someone else's image using rubber bands)

I proceeded to show him how that worked
 by turning just a tiny bit of water on.
Even that little bit of water soaked the floor.
He was overjoyed.  
This was going to be the
BESTEST APRIL FOOL'S JOKE EVER!

Nana:  CJK-Don't say a word to Papa.  It's a secret. OK?
CJK:  I know, Nana!!!  I won't tell him cuz it's a secret, right?
Nana:  Right!
We head back upstairs where 
Papa is watching the news.
I sit down.
CJK stands DIRECTLY in front of Papa,
grinning like a Irish elf.
Then opens his mouth and laughs.
Papa:  What are you laughing about?
          CJK:  Nothing.
(10 second pause- as CJK continues to stare and grin.)
Papa:  What's so funny?
CJK: Nothing. Hey, Papa-why don't you go downstairs and get sprayed?!!!

Papa gives me the hairy eyeball.
Papa: Thank you, CJK!!!
I give CJK the "you little traitor" eyeball!

Should I tell you that even being 
forewarned he got sprayed a bit
before it 'hit him'?

Well, at least I didn't have such a 
big 'clean up' this year.

Here's the funny thing.
I have done this every year since we
have been married---like 40 years.
He NEVER remembers!
And- he always BRAGS that--
"She got me AGAIN"...
like that is something to brag about--

CJK is NOT invited back for 
NEXT APRIL FOOL'S DAY.
He can play the trick at his own house!
The Little Blabbermouth!

I'll be back later in the day-
I am off to the Va this morning for the 6am shift.
Love those guys.
Love y'all, too.
Have a GREAT Tuesday!

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Friday, October 23, 2015

FUN ON FRIDAY WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY, CJK?

Leaving my regularly scheduled
Finish It Up Friday
I bring you
FUN ON FRIDAY!

This is short and sweet
and I hope that I don't offend anyone!
The words were said in pure innocence.

This is TOO FUNNY to keep to myself.

My son and sweet daughter-in-law
had to go out of town for a day or two.
So, I picked CJK up from daycare
and he spent last night with me.

He is a funny little man.
Droll, I would say.

For some unknown reason he took a
BUNGEE CORD 
to school.  
You remember what they are, right?
Stretchy cord- hooks on the ends---

He got in the car, picked up his
Woody character doll and said:
Look, Nana!!!
I have 
MY WOODY AND A HOOKER!

You just can't make these things up, folks!

Good thing I had gone to the bathroom
before I left home..
that's all I can say.


Here he is showing off his treasures.
He was VERY INTERESTED in 
THE BIG STEM on the pumpkin.
Hey, CJK...
Look this way and smile, will you?
Well, you got the half smile down--
now can you look up at me?
Hmmm...that's as good as it gets---
Lost the smile between looking down and up somehow.

So- there you have it-
there's your laugh for the day.
Oh---Wait~there is
ONE MORE LAUGH...
MyHero is having a colonoscopy today.
Just thought I would share that with 
all of you.

I won't be laughing next week
because I have one scheduled, too.
Getting old is 
SO MUCH FUN!

I am running kids,
MyHero, drugs, and errands today.
I'll check in when I can.

Tomorrow I have something
pretty special to share with you!
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