THREE THINGS IN THEIR HAPPY PLACE----NOT!!!!

Short and Sweet

because I am at the 

VA this morning

and working this afternoon.

Sadly,

This is NOT the happy place

the THREE THINGS 

are visiting.

Nope- they are not here!

Sometimes when MOMS of kids work

they need a Nana to shuffle

their kids around for them.

Take for instance-

going to the 

DENTIST/ORTHODONTIST.

Can I see a show of hands from those

people that like to go to the 

DENTIST?

You can put you hands down now

you liars.

THING ONE:

NO PICTURES, NANA!!!

THING TWO:

Yes, I see you there, Nana.

THING THREE.

Forgot her book but will read anything

she can find-including, but not limited to,

toilet paper wrappers.

Now-

How would you feel about visiting a dentist

that had a waiting room like this one?

Hmmmm...

Now just IMAGINE that your

GYNECOLOGIST 

followed suit.

yeah....

Sorry- no pictures of that waiting room

are available.

Use your imagination.

You all have a GREAT day now,

you hear?!

PRACTICING TO BE A LAWYER AND A DENTIST

How does a 

FOUR YEAR OLD 

get so smart?

Mom:  What's the matter with CharlesInCharge?

Big Boy E:  HUH?  What?

Mom: Why is CharlesInCharge crying?

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Big Boy E:  HUH?  I dunno.

Mom:( looking around) 

Did you hit him with the golf club?

Big Boy E: You mean the one with the green handle and the purple head on it?

Mom:  Yes!  That's what I mean.  

          Did you hit him with that?

Big Boy E:  No! I didn't hit him with that, Mom!

Mom:  Well, did you hit him with

 another one then?

Big Boy E: What do you mean?  What one?

Mom (looking around and pointing).  

Did you hit him with that one?

Big Boy E:  Which one?

Mom: (pointing directly at  one)

Did you hit him with that one?

Big Boy E: (pointing)

You mean that one? 

The one with the silver handle 

and the green head?

Mom:  Yes!  That one!  

Did you hit him with that one?

Big Boy E:.  Yes! Yes I did ! 

 I hit him with that one!

Mom:  Ethan!!!!  WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Big Boy E:  Sorry, Chaw-lie

And that, my friends, is how Big Boy E

passed his entrance exam to law school

at AGE FOUR!

Hope you have a GREAT Friday!

If you are wondering where I was 

and why I didn't visit yesterday

I will tell you this.

I spent my morning like this:

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My poor dentist could not get 

me numb enough to be able to

deaden a "hot" tooth.

That means I get to go back on 

MONDAY morning for

 SURGICAL STRENGTH

Novocaine (or whatever it is called).

Whoo Hooo-

Doesn't that just sound like a good way

to spend a morning?

Anyway, I spent the rest of my day

yesterday licking my lips wounds.

Now the only bonus?

This is my dentist!

Yeah- see what I mean?

That would be 

Dr. Robert Wagner

Yes-that is his real name.

You can click on his name for 

an appointment for yourself.

No charge for the free advertising,

Bobby!

You're welcome!

Look at that-He has nice teeth, too...hmmmm..

Did you ever wonder who does

the dentist's teeth?

Maybe that would be one to put on the list.

(oh-he is gonna kill me)

Maybe I should have waited until

AFTER my appointment

to do this post, huh?

Anyway-Have a great Friday!