Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2015

The Tale of TUXIE The Tuxedo Cat And A Prayer Update on Krista

We went away a couple of weekends ago.
Just before we left I looked out the front door
and there was a beautiful tuxedo cat
sitting on our porch.
He looks EXACTLY like the tuxedo cat
we had 15 years ago.
It is just plain EERIE!
Anyway, We can't have a cat right now
so we stopped by our shelter,
which is a no-kill shelter, 
on our way out of town.
CLOSED
They had a number posted for Animal Control.
"Leave the cat on your porch we will pick him up".
We are gone for 2-1/2 days.
We come home and
my heart sinks to my feet- 
TUXIE
is now sitting by the 
BACK DOOR.
On the front door is a note from animal control
that says-
THE CAT RAN AWAY!

Okay-
We go get cat food, litter, 
a litter box and a scooper.
We set the cat up in our heated garage.
We call the shelter again and they have a posting
that someone has lost a tuxedo cat
SIX WEEKS AGO.

We make arrangements with the lady to 
pick her cat up....if it is her cat.

She arrives and she is OVERJOYED
and picks Tuxie up and
TAKES HIM HOME.
He does not look any happier to see her 
then he is to see us.
We give her the food, the litter and the scooper.

Two hours later she calls.
It is NOT her cat.
Helllllllllllllloooooooooo-
I could pick my cat out in a room full of cats.
Anyway,
She has decided to 
KEEP HIM.

We are thrilled because she is a nice lady
and you can tell she was lonesome for her kitty.

Long story short
already too late, isn't it
TUXIE has a new home!

I swear-the strangest things happen to me.
Now-if I could only find a home for this one-

If you'd like him I will arrange 
transportation.
You will have to put your own collar on him
and litter train him though.
His name is Squirrely but you can feel
free to change that if you'd like.


Update on Krista!
She is out of ICU--still not able to come home
but getting better.  Debby and her family
thank you for the prayers for all of them.

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Friday, March 13, 2015

FRIDAY THE 13th AND MY SUPERSTITION ABOUT #13

Yesterday I told you I was Irish.
You KNOW that the Irish 
are a superstitious lot, right?
Well, I don't have 
MANY superstitions but I
DO NOT LIKE
the #13.
Did you notice that SUPERSTITIONS has THIRTEEN LETTERS? creepy, huh?
Did the Devil do that just for me?
Moving on---
I would NEVER live in THIS HOUSE!
You will learn something new about me today.

I count things!
Yes.I.Do.
There!  I've said it.
MY SECRET IS OUT.
I have a bit of OCD.

However, I do NOT count EVERYTHING.
But- I do count things like STEPS!
We have moved MANY TIMES over the years
and rehabbed MANY HOUSES
BUT
I won't buy a house that has 
THIRTEEN STEPS!
That is just ASKING FOR IT
if you ASK ME!
There is just something 
CREEPY and UNLUCKY
about the #13 to me.
Even writers like James Patterson
know that is true.
I love a good old scary movie..
The Shining,
Poltergeist,
The Changeling.
So-it is nothing to do with being scared.
It is just a quirk of mine.
It is mine and I claim it.

It MyHero wants to get rid of me
all he would have to do is 
have a tattoo like this.....
I don't know where this is on that guy's body
and don't WANT to know-thank you!
I see some of you are emailing MyHero right now.
So-There you have it!
Here's my advice to YOU for the day.
OH! NO!
Just realized I have to pick the girls up from 
school today for the weekend.
Wish me 
Good Luck........
and if I don't come back...
wellll......my luck ran out!

It would be just like 
MyHero to bury me under this sign.

If he did I would come back to haunt him.....
Maybe I will anyway---just for fun.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

BIRD TALK From A BIRD BRAIN

It's amazing where my imagination
will take me when I am not able
to do much.

Now- I am reduced to 
creating a whole fantasy life for
THE BIRDS.
that are sitting on the playhouse roof!

Pictures are NOT great-taken 
through a window!

I will let the birds do all the talking
for themselves.










Yeah- Even being 
FREE AS A BIRD
is not all it's cracked up to be!!!!

I need to DO something-
the mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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