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Friday, April 21, 2017

YOU DIRTY DOG YOU----Funny on Friday--AdNonSense

Oooohh..Frankie...
tsk-tsk-tsk
If I tole' ye once...I've
tole' ye a million times..
don't ya be going out there
and playing with the riff-raff.

And now ye can see fer yourself
what happens when 
you pick up a girl 
an' she's got black fur with a white stripe
runnin' doon her back.
She's a stinker, that one..
and ye'd best be leavin' her alone.

And, Dash, yer no better ya know.
Yer next in the suds yerself....
for ye knew better
being from upstate and all.
Ye should've tole' poor ole'
Frank the way it 'tis out there
in the world.

Tis the last time I leave you two
boys ta rove by yerselves..
and that's fer sure!
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43 comments:

  1. Diana, I bet there's never a dull moment when you are around. LOL. I call those little dogs; hot-dogs, have since I was a kid. Funny how the dog on the counter is just watching. LOL. Hope you have a fun weekend. Blessings, xoxo, Susie

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  2. Ha..ha..ha..I love little weenie dogs. We had three when I was growing up. Bill, Sandy and Noochee. Noochee was french and raised in Belgium before coming to the US. They were always into something but not quite naughty as those two. Thanks for the chuckles this morning...I needed it.

    hugs and happy weekend.
    Sissie

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  3. This reminds me that I got skunked at cribbage last night!

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  4. Those little ones in the background look slightly guilty to me-think they are playing mannequin-lol

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  5. Looks like she's got her hands full with all those little doggies!

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  6. A great way to start the weekend - have a good one! Sandie

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  7. Funny, its been a long while since I have had a dog small enough to wash in the sink. But a skunk smelling one would have to go to the dog groomer! Hope your cold gets better quickly!
    Blessings, Roxy

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  8. You nailed it, that is what they are good for, BuddyBoowhodini is always into something.

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  9. Been there several times..Cute post..Happy Friday

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  10. I adore this ad, tore it out of a magazine and had it on the wall for ages! Good story, Diana!

    I gave my dachshunds a bath in the kitchen sink two days ago and it is amazing how much they act like they hate it but then feel so good when the bath is over, dancing around and chasing each other. So far no striped dog encounters though! Knock on wood!

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  11. Ha! I love wiener dogs. I don't want one though! LOL!

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  12. Really cute post and I love your new header. Have a great weekend.

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  13. That's funny! I had two miniature dachshunds and they were fun little dogs, but they were stinkers, too! That woman looks like Ethel Merman. Happy Friday!

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  14. Very cute and of course I love dachshunds!
    Wishing you and yours a nice weekend.

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  15. That's so funny Diana! I can always count on you for a laugh. It is much needed today! xo ♥

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  16. Diana, You brought a smile to my lips with this. Hope you have a fantastic weekend!
    Hugs,
    Noreen

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  17. Cute! silly! funny! thanks for the giggle every Friday!

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  18. I love you! I like the chuckles and giggles I get from visiting you. Have a good weekend! Sheila

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  19. done my share of de-skunking in my time ;)

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  20. I wonder where I can get some of that cool dachshund wallpaper. ;-)

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  21. Oh my gosh, that's my Grandpa's accent! He would be saying something like that, too! And that is me with the dachshund in the sink. Haha! Too funny! Love all the trophies in the cupboard :) Hope your weekend is fun, silly girl. xx Karen

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  22. tooo funny!! Love the pic. Have a wonderful weekend, dear Diana.

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  23. Yep, those white striped beauties can cause quite a stink that is not easily removed.

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  24. Too cute! Thanks for sharing!! :)

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  25. You can tell by the look on their faces that the dogs are guilty as sin for running with the "stinker". We had free range chickens in the backyard for a while and of course, yup, you guess it, that was Riley and Jacob's favorite place to roll. Needless to say, the new hens will stay in their run. xoxo

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  26. So cute! I remember my dog got skunked once and my grandma gave him a bath in tomato juice! P.S. It didn't work. Lol.

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  27. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuw!!!!

    -holding nose-

    -sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

    Baaaaaaad doggies!!!!

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  28. LOL too fun! Reminds me of Kimmie's little Doxie. Happy Weekend.
    Kris

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  29. Lol! Now I'm not sure who's the stinker here...you or the pups (or both!)!

    I can just here that accent as I was reading. You nailed it!

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  30. You cracked me up . Made my night . Hugs and blessings , Cindy

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  31. LOL... that was hilarious Diana! I think you need to start writing some of your own advertisements, you have a knack for it! Enjoyed the smiles today :)

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  32. This post was just stinkin cute.
    Lisa

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  33. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo stinkin' funny! <3

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  34. I loved this! Oh how funny, it made my day. I can just see those boys getting into trouble LOL.

    Enjoy your weekend, what's left of it.

    Hugs,
    Mary

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  35. ha! did you notice the wallpaper?! Funny!

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  36. Thanks for the smile Diana.

    Hugs Diane

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  37. LOL I guess weiners are always getting themselves in trouble!!! Too funny.
    xoxo
    Kris

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