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Friday, March 10, 2017

FUNNY ON FRIDAY----FRENCH FRIED!!

Jacques Johnson
was beyond
embarrassment
when his
Grandmother dropped
him off in front
of his new friend, Chloe's house.

She was a lovely young girl that
had offered to tutor
Jacques.
It wasn't bad enough that
Gramma had chosen a
French name for him....
or that she
drove a bright
yellow, rusted-out,
beat up old
Renault
(made in France)
but when she
yelled..
"Make sure you practice 
a lot of
Frenching with that
new frienda yoars"....
he liked to have died.

Gramma meant well
but with her
failing hearing she
had only heard part of
the conversation
when he told her
that he was going
to be practicing
the
French Horn
with his new tutor.

When he got home
he told his Mother
that he would be
walking to any further
tutoring lessons.
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44 comments:

  1. SylviaMarch 10, 2017 at 6:58 AM

    LoL Diana, I could tell you some funnies about my hubby, he's hard of hearing also, but then I can't REMEMBER them all. Guess my memories aren't so good!
    Have a great weekend.

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  2. AdamMarch 10, 2017 at 6:59 AM

    I once knew a guy named Jocques

    he said "it's pronounced JOE Quez"

    that's stupid as f#$k

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  3. KarenMarch 10, 2017 at 7:08 AM

    Hilarious...and my gk's think I am clueless!

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  4. KathyMarch 10, 2017 at 7:23 AM

    I would die. And walk too. LOL

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  5. bj March 10, 2017 at 7:31 AM

    ha...us Grandmothers do these kind of things...it's our job ! :)

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  6. SusieMarch 10, 2017 at 7:33 AM

    Diana, Poor Jacques...His face says it all. LOL. Hope you are doing well. We are in for more winter..just when I was thinking of decorating the porch. Bummer. I guess it would be a great time to finish sorting around here. Blessings, xoxo, Susie

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  7. Preppy Empty NesterMarch 10, 2017 at 7:37 AM

    Cute! I used to embarrass my girls by speaking in different accents in front of their friends. Have a great weekend!!

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  8. Debra She Who SeeksMarch 10, 2017 at 7:43 AM

    Hahahahaha! Watch out for anyone nicknamed "Frenchy" too.

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  9. A Joyful CottageMarch 10, 2017 at 8:37 AM

    Hi Diana, I'm in the same boat with Sylvia above. Dennis has some hearing loss (he can't decipher consonants very well) and at times it's hysterical what he thinks I've said. Have a great weekend! xo

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  10. JettieMarch 10, 2017 at 8:38 AM

    Love it, these old granny types can sure be an embarrassment.

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  11. Chatty CroneMarch 10, 2017 at 9:32 AM

    Oh my goodness that was funny I think Andy would have died! Thanks for starting my Friday off right. Sandie

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  12. Brenda PruittMarch 10, 2017 at 11:03 AM

    Oh, how adults embarrass the young ones!
    Brenda

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  13. LisaMarch 10, 2017 at 11:46 AM

    Hahahah. This could be a true story with my late Grandpa. He couldn't hear good and replaced sentences with what he thought he heard. We always got a laugh out of it. We called him "Mr. Magoo". Remember him?
    Now, My daddy is about at that point.
    Lisa

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  14. JanMarch 10, 2017 at 12:50 PM

    Hahahahaha!! It is a parent and grandparent's duty to embarrass their descendents!

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  15. Ricki TreleavenMarch 10, 2017 at 1:04 PM

    ROTFLMAO!

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  16. God's Grace OverflowsMarch 10, 2017 at 2:26 PM

    Hahahaha!!!! I would walk too after that remark!! ;-)

    Have a delightful weekend my friend!
    Amy

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  17. Sissie's Shabby CottageMarch 10, 2017 at 3:21 PM

    My Grandmother used to love to meet our high school boyfriends. She would ask their names, their Mother's names and so on. She would start out asking.." wasn't your Mother a Miller before she married and did she have a cousin names Bess?" She would go on and on and would try to convince us we were all cousins!!! We would die of embarrassment and warned our cousins not to dare let her meet their friends. There is always that one relative that could really make you want to crawl under a rock! I love this story, brought back memories.
    hugs,
    Sissie

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  18. TeteMarch 10, 2017 at 4:42 PM

    Your mind is so twisted...LOL. Can't wait until next Friday!

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  19. Attic ClutterMarch 10, 2017 at 5:49 PM

    OH my !!..dear boy..
    :)
    hugs,Patty

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  20. Deb @ Frugal Little BungalowMarch 10, 2017 at 5:52 PM

    LOL! You are a goofball and a funny one at that :)

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  21. MerlesworldMarch 10, 2017 at 7:14 PM

    Oh dear I would walk to.
    Merle.................

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  22. Carla from The RiverMarch 10, 2017 at 7:27 PM

    LOL ... thank you friend.

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  23. CeciliaMarch 10, 2017 at 7:29 PM

    Haha, too funny. And perfect.

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  24. Cathy @ My 1929 CharmerMarch 10, 2017 at 7:40 PM

    You are too funny....I'd have to walk too. Oh the humiliating moments of our youth!

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  25. Mary@mydogsmygardenandmaryMarch 10, 2017 at 8:06 PM

    Oh how funny, i can just see him being so embarrassed. I would be walking to lessons also. Poor grandma. she meant well.

    Enjoy your time with daughter and grands....

    Hugs,
    Mary

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  26. Launna March 10, 2017 at 8:14 PM

    Haha... grandmothers are so great for a laugh and humiliation... very funny xox

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  27. krishnaMarch 10, 2017 at 8:28 PM

    it's hilarious.. LOL..

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  28. Linda @ Life and LindaMarch 11, 2017 at 7:47 AM

    Nothing like a good chuckle to make us smile. I hope your weekend is fabulous. Xo

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  29. JunkchiccottageMarch 11, 2017 at 9:15 AM

    LOL! LOL! You crack me up. Thank you for this!
    Kris

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  30. DonnaMarch 11, 2017 at 9:32 AM

    Oh my, that poor kid...I can actually see that happening...doesn't take much to embarrass teenagers. Have a good weekend...cold and snowy here...ugh... xoxo

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  31. Jackie SeeMarch 11, 2017 at 10:42 AM

    Giggles! Thank you for the laughs!

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  32. This N ThatMarch 11, 2017 at 12:42 PM

    Oh my!! How embarrassing..Hope you are having a good weekend..Winter is back to stay for awhile this time..Going to kill all our buds

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  33. Kathleen Our Hopeful HomeMarch 12, 2017 at 12:11 AM

    Too funny, my dear friend! I am SO looking forward to being a grandparent! xo Kathleen

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  34. AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNaMarch 12, 2017 at 10:35 AM

    You do have a way of making up a funny story to go with a goofy picture!

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  35. DiannaMarch 12, 2017 at 8:42 PM

    I think Jacques deserves a medal. lol

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  36. Celestina MarieMarch 13, 2017 at 11:41 AM

    You are a hoot!!! You sure gave me a LOL moment this morning. Have a great week and be blessed!! xo

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  37. RueMarch 13, 2017 at 10:45 PM

    I needed that laugh! Hilarious, my friend :)

    xo

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  38. KellyMarch 14, 2017 at 9:17 AM

    OMG! Too funny.

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  39. BeemieMarch 14, 2017 at 12:16 PM

    Very funny....I am French...I love the pics of the grand-kids ready for SPD. When I was growing up in very Irish Boston, I asked my mother why we weren't Irish, her response,"We're French, it'll grow on you." It did indeed.

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  40. Debbie - Mountain MamaMarch 14, 2017 at 1:51 PM

    Ha ha ha ha you're a riot, Diana!!!

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  41. Marilyn @ MountainTopSpiceMarch 15, 2017 at 11:33 AM

    LOL Diana... too funny!

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  42. Lux G.March 17, 2017 at 1:06 AM

    Aw. Haha. Well, I think it's vital to his development. I meant that embarrassing experience. :D

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  43. amazingsusanMarch 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM

    So not the French horny then? ;)

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  44. Pinky at Designs by PinkyMarch 23, 2017 at 7:42 PM

    LOL, that was a good one!

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