NEW WORD WEDNESDAY

Well- this MIGHT sound like a 

COMMON WORD 

to you.

But-it can cause some consternation...

especially if you live in the south and 

hear a sentence that sounds like this:

SweetCheeks was fond of saying:

Let's go ride on 

THE ALLEYGATOR!

WHAT?

You want to ride on the ALLEYGATOR?

Where IS the ALLEYGATOR?

You know where it is, Nana!

It's at the STORE!

What? What Store?

I dunno.

You can ride it at the 

HOSPITAL, too!

Know where this is headed?

Well-here you are----

HERE IS THE 

ALLEYGATOR!

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Yes-Yes-

That is a whole lot better than trying to ride one of

THESE SUCKERS!

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So- Just this once I am going to 

KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT

and keep my comment to myself....

but feel free to add YOURS!

So-next time you are by an

ALLEYGATOR

I dare you to say to someone:

I'll hold the
ALLEYGATOR for you while you get on!

Imagine the looks you will get!