BUTTTTTTT And BUTTING Heads And BUTT HEAD

You have no idea what this post is about

do you?

You stopped in because the word BUTT

caught your eye.

I am going to give you three great examples

of the use of the word BUT /BUTT.

The other night when the kids were

all playing out in the kiddie pool my son

decided to give our sweet boy

CJK a little bath to clean him off.

BUT he ATE the soap!

To say his Daddy, my son,

freaked out would be an understatement.

Now as to the BUTTING HEADS.

SweetCheeks has a new joke she played on Papa.

SCheeks::  Papa- PUT YOUR PANTS ON!

Papa:  What are you talking about, SweetCheeks?

I HAVE my pants on.

SCheeks:  Oh-never mind-that's your face!

snicker-snort- trying not to let her see me laugh

(I fail miserably-every time)

And as to BUTT HEAD?

Well, THAT would be ME!

I am in a hurry

(what else is new).

I  grab my toothbrush and put a line of

toothpaste on it.

I start brushing and spit.

My teeth feel GREASY!

WHAT? I now start talking to myself.

Well, BUTT HEAD...

look what ARE you using?

I glance down and see two

RED tubes.

Yeah....Let's just put it this way.

There is NO DIAPER RASH

on my tongue.

I'd tell you to have a great day....But..........