Be My Guest- Be My Guest -Put My Service To The Test

Is that Disney song running through your head now?

I like it when I can pass those

"songs in the head" along to someone else.

HAVE A SEAT.

We'll chat and dine

and get to really know each other.

Which chair would you like?

Pretty lovely, huh?

What?

Oh-The palm tree?

We have palm trees in Wisconsin.

Yes we do.

They are potted plants in our living rooms.

Okay-

That is NOT my porch.
(click on photo for source)

What?

You want to see MY dining porch

off the dining room?

Prepare for a surprise!

I did NOT say it was a NICE SURPRISE!

Have a seat!

Um....So.....I  ASKED MyHero.

Could you cut me some replacement seats for this set?

Sure!  2 months later I get

FIBERBOARD SEATS

that have been left on top of

the table and are warped and moldy.

Me: Umm....These are NOT going to work here.

MyHero:  Double them up and cover them with fabric.

Me:  You're kidding right?

MyHero:  No, Diana, I'm NOT kidding.  It will STABILIZE them.

Me:  Helllloooo-You need EXTERIOR plywood!

  I can't use these.

MyHero:  Well, you could show a little appreciation for the work I did.

Me:  Yeah- Thanks a lot!

MyHero:  Your don't mean that.

Me:  You're right.

MyHero:  Fine!!!  You do it yourself then.

Me:  Fine!

Don't you love REAL LIFE?

That's what you get here!

All the bumps and warts and realities of

everyday life.

So...right now the porch looks like THIS:

Guess what?

When MyHero wasn't looking I begged his friend, Mark,

to cut some inserts for me out of

EXTERIOR PLYWOOD..

He DID.........shhhhhhhhh.....

I'll be back tomorrow

with a prettified porch.....

I'll get on that right after I finish my coffee.

Come see me tomorrow and I'll

save a seat for you!