Couples Counseling Session Two & Three-Are You Kidding Me?

If you didn't read yesterday's post

you should read it now-here.

It tells you about how we

started counseling.

Ready for Session Two?

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Couple Number One

NEVER CAME BACK.

That left four couples.

Couple # 2 had BIG PROBLEMS.

Her:  HE loves his dog MORE THAN he loves me.

Him:  I do not! You blame that poor dog

for everything. 

I don't love that dog more

than I love you!

Her:  Yes.You.Do.

Counselor/Lila:  Okay....here is your assignment for the week.  

HIM, I want you to write a letter

to the dog AS IF you 

are saying goodbye to Fido.

Now, You 

DON'T HAVE TO GET RID OF FIDO,

but this will put it in perspective

for you and HER will know that you are sincere about your feelings for her 

(and the dog).

Session Three:

Couselor/Lila:  HIM, could you please

read the letter you wrote to Fido?

HIM:  Dear HER, I know you won't

understand this but I can't bear

to part with Fido.

HE  came back with a 

GOODBYE letter to his wife because

he couldn't bear to part with the dog.

(Once again- I started laughing and 

could not quit)

They never came back.

Can you stand one final session?

Pop by tomorrow and read the 

bitter end.

I am away all day every day this week but will try to play catch up at night when I get home.