Transplants Are Not For Sissies

Do you think I am talking about

A Heart Transplant?

Am I talking about transplanting

A BABY

out of its carriage?

No baby was harmed in the 

planting of this old 

wicker baby carriage.

(ooops- forgot to fill the birdbath)

My friend, Fern, loves

that I transplanted her to

her new home there.

Is THAT the transplant I

am talking about?

Nope!

And lest you think I am

talking about MY heart..well,

 MY old ticker is fine.

I am lucky to have a good heart.

(yeah-both kinds-physically

and spiritually).

It's a good thing, too, 

because.....

MyHero decided that he 

no longer wants to 

CUT THE GRASS.

Lucky for HIM I do like to

CUT THE GRASS.

Otherwise, there would be

 a bigger hole being dug out

back if you get my drift.

Anyway,

I spent a couple of hours

with my boyfriend yesterday.

Shhhhh...He is the 

ONLY BOYFRIEND

I am allowed to have.

What's his name?

Well, I'll tell you but 

keep it a secret,  m'kay?

His name is John.

John Deere

He is a honey.

I give him gas to drink

and he rewards me with

faithfulness.

Yesssir-

My kinda guy.

And he pulls a little wagon along

behind him, too.

Which comes in real handy 

for 

TRANSPLANTS.

So....NOW you know WHAT

I am talking about?

HOSTAS!

I transplanted these yesterday.

How many did I transplant?

I'll tell you-

Sitting down?

 I transplanted 

FORTY-TWO FLIPPING 

HOSTAS~

 I broke 4 huge ones apart

to make 42 small plants.

I transplanted some of them

along this fence.

This is taken from our garage door

looking South.

And, I transplanted a

few plants here along the front.

And....then....I transplanted some 

more hostas....which I will

show you tomorrow.

When all was said and done

it was a good day.

A day to sit on 

the BUTT ROCK

and think about my

next plan of action.

I know-it cracks me up, too.

Crack? Butt? Get it?

Never mind.

If I didn't visit you yesterday
I apologize and will try to
get there today.

Now, if you are very, very 

good and promise not

to shave the neighbor's dog,

tomorrow I will show you my

NEW ROSES!