I Love You To The Moon And Back Alice!

When I was a kid I

would sit on the arm

of my father's chair

every Saturday night

and we would

watch

Jackie Gleason

and

The Honeymooners.

Remember Jackie Gleason?

Maybe you don't-

But Jackie Gleason

was a bear of a man

that drove a city bus.

He was full

of get-rich schemes

that involved him and

Ed Norton,

the sewer worker that

lived upstairs.

His long suffering wife,

Alice,

was often the brunt of

his misplaced anger

when his plans and

dreams fell apart.

After all, he needed

SOMEONE to blame.

One of his favorite lines

he would throw out,

as he clenched his fist

and shook it at her, was

Ohhh..You're gonna get it now.

TO THE MOON, Alice.

Alice NEVER looked

scared because underneath

that tough guy exterior

beat the heart of a

pussy cat.

When our little Lulu got

old enough to talk

and interact we would

jokingly shake our fist at

her and ask...

You wanna go to

the moon, Alice?

Lulu, being very literal,

would say..

My name is NOT Alice

and I'm NOT going to the moon.

Ria didn't think it was too funny

either....

but by the time

 SweetCheeks came

along the dialogue had changed a

bit...here...see for yourself..