SweetCheeks, Papa, Pirates &Starbucks Songs

Well, if you read

yesterday's post

you know we are at

Starbucks,

eating donuts,

and talking about life

in general..

which includes

OLD PEOPLE

and

FATT PEOPLE..

but we will skip

rehashing that scene.

We have just about

finished eating

our donuts.

SweetCheeks is telling

us a wonderful story

about herself...

we are always

BEYOND DELIGHTED

to hear her stories.

Papa tells us that she

has a good imagination..

She smiles sweetly at him..

until she realizes that

he thinks she is

MAKING THINGS UP~

PAPA!

Thiss is a twrue storhee!

Itssss REALLY REALLY twrue!Awggghhh!

I chan't belieffe that youh think

I ahm making thiss upp!

Hooohhhh~

Papa- I am not

effen going to talhk to youh enymore

about it~

An' I canhn't effen hear youh now!

I ahm just gonna go talhk to

my ofther frweinds overah there now..SweetCheeks makes two rounds

talking to her "friends"

and then comes back to sit down.

What's that in your hand? We ask.

Theese are swhords, silly.

But...youh gotta stwraighten them outt

LIKE THISS.

What do we need swords for?

*big sigh*

Youh need them to fight off the Pirates!

What pirates?

*bigger sigh*

The onhes right ofver there

They are on orhe boatt!

Get yourh swhords ready cuz

we arhe gonna need them!

Loohk! Pull them out stwraight..

Like THIS~An' then when youh seee a

Pirate cohming...

you jabb him like thiss with yourh swhord!

Got it?

Yep! We got it!

AANN'

DON'T holhd youhr swhord like this..

cuz youh ken cutt youhrselff.

Got it?

Yep! We got it!

OH NOOOOO!

What's the matter, SweetCheeks?

The pirhates have taken ourh

boat ovfer and we arhe headed

forh the Waterfalls...OH NO!! Is too late for the swhords..

Yell BOO!

What?

YELL BOOO...to save ourhselvfes.

BOO-

We whisper/exclaim (feeling like idiots and not

wanting to disturb other patrons who

just MIGHT want to enjoy their coffee

in silence)

NO! LOWDAHR! They can't hear us!

BOOOOO-

They cahn't hearh youh yet...Lowder..

BOOOOOOO

(wanting to get his over with)

Hooooohhh...Juss' in time..

We is saffved!

Let the song(s) begin..

(sung to a tune you will never

hear on the radio-or any other

place for that matter)

We hass sahfved ourselffs frum

the Pirates...who wuz gonna

make us walhk the plank...

orr they wuz gonna eatt us

or sumthin' and they would

havfe eatted Papa furst..

cuz hims is a old people...

and I coulda ran away while they

wuz bussy wiff that..An' my sistahs are safffe cuz they

arhe at skool...and..

WAIT! WAIT! They are coming

back...We are headed towarhds the

Falls again...

Yell BOOOOO...Quick...

BOOOOOO!

(We have learned our lesson this time

one big BOO and it will all be over)

Ohkay...we arhe

REALLY SAFVED NOW!

See them up there in the sky?

They isss gohne FOREVAH!

GOHNE-GOHNE-GOHNE!

Whare to you think they

are ghone to, Nana?

I don't know, Honey,

but we have to be gone too!

We need to leave now...

Buttt....NANA! We jus' gott here.

SweetCheeks...that was an hour ago..

Thass whut I mean...We just gott herhe!

Well, maybe that hour passed

quickly for us...

but I am not so sure it

went so quickly for the other

patrons who were on the

Pirate ship with us...

the ones that wanted to use

their computers and read their

books in a quiet enviornment.

The funny thing is that even people

that don't like kids..

find a bit of humor

in our little

Drama Queen.

Our little blessing...

who will soon be a big girl

and won't want to

show off for us at

Starhbucks!

*sigh*

I am dreading that day~