But looks can be decieving.
No one could believe it
when Sylvia was arrested
for murdering her 5th husband.
The sting operation went off
smoothly.
Buford Buxumbomb
entered her lair and
was caught off guard
by her bewitching beauty.
Left to his own devices
he could have become
Victim #6.
However, his loyal side-kick,
Bubba Bejewsus,
busted the door in
with one swift kick
right after Buford
snapped this photo.
Sylvia was soon known worldwide
as
The Black Widow
so named for the dreaded
Black Widow Spider.
The men in her life never
suspected how deadly her bite could be.
ps...I finally got a grin out of MyHero..
However, I don't think it was my words that made him smile....
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OH, my hero would probably be smiling too..and for the same reason, I'm sure. I say... Go For It :-)
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm smiling again!
ReplyDeleteAll white only seems to stay clean in advertising. Or, maybe it's for households without kids, dogs or guys? Who knows. But, her bedding really does look luxurious.
ReplyDeleteShe killed her husbands because they didn't pick up their dirty socks...is he still grinning now? LOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteMyHero must be one tough nut to crack if he wasn't totally entertained before! It does kinda lose something when you have to explain it...
Hugs- Tete
You definitely know why he is smiling!! Where do you come up with this stuff???? What I wouldn't do to LOOK like that laying in a bed of white sheets!!! If my hubby doesn't come home soon today from hunting, it might be time for him to expire!!! lol
ReplyDeleteBuford and Bubba - sounds like two high school jocks. hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting in bed and just glanced at my closet-door mirror...
ReplyDeleteI look the direct opposite of the lovely, well-coifed, slim, young lady in your picture.
I'm officially depressed now.
Hugs,
gabriele
If I ever need an uplift I just come to your blog!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
Suzann
If I'm down and blue or just feeling wayyyy tooo hormonal I come and read you bloggie. I'm guaranteed a HUGE SMILE and the dark clouds float fast and far away.
ReplyDeleteLove to you~
Rebecca
I'll bet that YourHero was grinning from ear to ear as he took that photo of you, D! lol!
ReplyDeletexoxo laurie
Oh my, why didn't you cut and paste your own face on that one....??
ReplyDeleteYou coulda, you shoulda, and your hero
could have smiled even bigger.
White, I should just dip it in chocolate, and smear lipstick on it, before I even take it out of the bag.
You need to write a book & put all these little snippets in it, it would be a best seller!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I think you could write Harlequin Romance novels!
ReplyDeleteHowdy
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness there are kindred spirit's all around me !
I hope you don't mind I saw your sweet comment for Sherry at Country Wings In Phoenix and well curiosity explains the rest !
I just had to visit .
You rock girlfriend :)
I love your blog and
I am so glad I came by to visit .
Take care now .
Until next time
Big Hugs from Texas
Happy Trails
I'm like Gabriele , I have on sweats and HIS socks. I won't be getting a smile out of him tonight! Fun post! Hope you have a great holiday week!
ReplyDeleteSome how...i believe every word! You said it, and I know it must be true! And VERY funny too! love ya! ;D
ReplyDeleteYou are too FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteMakes me SMILE every time I pop over!
Happy Thanksgiving Week my sweet FRIEND!
xo