How To Bake A Cookie

First of all-you must go to Nana's house..

because Mama is not crazy enough

to let you bake cookies at your own house.

As soon as you arrive you must strip off your street clothes

And put on a Princess costume.

One simply MUST have a Princess costume to bake in.
Next-we must call all of our imaginary friends
and invite them over to help.Next we must don an apron
and deal with this snappy band that
we are just a bit afraid will "bite"
if we let it go.
Mama also wore this apron when she was little.
Ready?
Let's get started.Let me...let me...I can measure the SNAKING POWDAH
(don't ask-cuz I don't know-nor do I want to)

I can hulp yoah Nana!
I'll jus' pour the creahm in heah.
Did I do it right? Did I?You sure did, SweetCheeks.
You're a good little helper.
Yeah-I knowh dat!
How comes yoah stopped that muchine
An how comes ya gotta put dat red fing in dere? Dum-de-dah-dum-dee (humming)
Mixed and refrigerated for an hour and we are back...
Oooohh...I got my owhn liddle rwolling pin, doan I?
Yeah-And you see this picture right here?

The one where you are licking your

Owhn Liddle Rwolling pin...

Yeah-that's why YOUR cookies are baking on their OWN special sheet.

This is why YOU are eating YOUR cookies.

Got it?Time to cut them out.

Good job SweetCheeks...
EEEW-look at those little fingernails..

That's ANOTHER reason you are eating your own cookies.

Hey! I am just the Nana.

I just do this for fun.

I am not the clean police today.

Well, we did WASH our hands before we started.

Maybe I should have looked a little closer.

These are YOURS..

ALL YOURS!

Browned lightly and frosted with

What color?

Guess!

Yep! PINK!Are they good, SweetCheeks?

OHHH-YEAHHH...

But now I am almost too tired to eat one.Hey, Nana!

I have an idea.

Why doan we make sum chokolat chips ones?

As Scarlett O'Hara said,

~"I'll think about that tomorrow"~