Going Undercover

My daughter-in-law is

TheSecretAgent...

A federal law enforement agent..

I am soooo proud of her..

However..

I think I might be

almost as good as she is

when it comes to

tracking someone down.

I come home from a little jaunt to

the drugstore.

I open the door...

Helloooo the house...

Anybody here?

I KNOW MyHero is here

because his car is in the garage.

There is a mystery afoot here somewhere.

First stop is the family room..

Hmmmm...the old boy had a bowl of cereal

(it's 4PM for Goodness sakes-didn't you ever hear of soup?)

Nope..cereal bowl left sitting on a tray on the ottoman.

Walking a bit further into the kitchen

the mystery deepens...

Scissors sharp enough to cut your finger off..

and tattered tops of something..

What has MyHero been up to?

I'm sure he left this for the fairies that come out and clean up

whilst he is sleeping.

Well...that part of the mystery is solved..

because here are the utensils he used to

melt cheese onto stone ground crackers in the microwave.

I'm sure he had a kink in his arm that prevented him

from lowering the dishwasher door and

putting things inside.

Nahh...save it for the fairies..

they were hoping for overtime pay this week.Take the steps...one by one by one...

Bedroom door open..

quiet...all is quiet..

no TV..

no light..

no sound..

Aha...well, there's a nice pair of pants folded sideways

and laid on the blanket..

hmmmm...and how did THAT blanket get over HERE?

Step with me into the master bathroom

for a very pleasant surprise...

Actually there are TWO surprises..

Neither of which surprise me at all...

but YOU might be surprised..

Close your eyes cuz you won't want to see this surprise...You peeked, didn't you?

I knew you would!

Why would anyone want to put their undies

in the HAMPER when you have a perfectly

nice tile floor that will welcome their presence?

Our next stop?

Yep!

He was here!

Can you guess how I can tell?

I have learned to not fall in at night

when I stumble into this little spot of the world.

I put this picture up above the

you-know-(see above)

to remind MyHero that he could have things much worse..

I'm sure there is an old Sears catalog awaiting him there.

And he wouldn't have to even flush..

let alone worry about putting the lid down...Only one more stop!

Aha! There he is...

Where's the little boy that abandoned his sheep...

He's under the covers...

Fast asleep!Hey-SecretAgent...pretty good sleuth work, huh???