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Monday, April 1, 2024

MIRACLE? BRING A DEAD GERANIUM BACK TO LIFE IN JUST A FEW MINUTES

Is This Possible?
Can I take an almost 
DEAD GERANIUM
and bring it back into
bloom in less than an hour?

Well,
They say a picture is worth
a thousand words.
See for yourself!

Here are the step-by-step
instructions.

Try this yourself and see what happens.
The plant started out like this.


As you can see there are a few
spindly, waxy looking leaves.
First you must cut them all back.
Save these-you may need them later.


 Your plant will now look like this.



Next- Take a 1875 WATT
blow dryer.
Place it 7-1/2" from plant
and turn it on 
HIGH HEAT.


Set your timer and 
apply blow dryer for 47 -1/2 minutes.

After time is up
Add 1/2 cup water.


Once again apply blow dryer
for an additional 9-3/4 minutes.
Make sure it is 2" from the plant.


If no green has appeared add
1/2 cup of filtered Spring water.


That should do it.
Stand back and gasp in awe.
Your plant should now look like this.


Within 5 more minutes
you will find that it has bloomed
and it should look like this.


What?
It didn't work for you?
Ummmmm.....sorry I mighta lied because
it is, after all,
APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Hope yours is happy and relatively
FOOL FREE!

I am
ON A BLOGGING BREAK
but wanted to give you an
April Fool's Day smile~

25 comments:

  1. Silly Diana!! Happy April Fool's Day to you, too! -Jenn

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  2. Oh Diana you did give me a laugh...the 47 minutes of using the blow dryer made me think "is she a might crazy!" Glad it was an April Fool's Day project because I just might have had to give it a try. :)! Hugs

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  3. Oh Diana, that was so funny! At first I really believed it, then I caught on. Thanks for the giggle of the day!! Enjoy!

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  4. You really GOT me!! I totally believed it!!

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  5. Oh my gosh, you had me. I was like, "what, no way?" Although plants are living things, so I can imagine that could happen. My yellow flowers at my old house would open up in mid afternoon. : )

    Happy April Diana!

    ~Sheri

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  6. Well I guess I’m the fool because I thought you were serious- I did find it hard to believe the blow was blowing for 45 minutes! The blow dryer’s little motor would burn out or you’d trip a circuit breaker.
    Great April fool’s joke!

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  7. Oh, good one! You almost had me convinced! Enjoy your break! x K

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  8. I kept saying to myself, "Wouldn't that kill it?" Good one. You got me, Diana.

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  9. Since I'm reading this a day late I was a little slow to catch on that this was a prank...lol

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  10. Ha Ha good one. I was going to try that on my face to see if it would perk up and bloom again! Darn!
    Happy APRIL FOOLS. Hugs. Kris

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  11. Such a good prank Diana, I love how you think. April's Fool’s Day is also my birthday.
    Have a great week.
    Xoxo
    Linda

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  12. Lol, that’s a good one! I kept expecting a faux bush to show up. Hahaha

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  13. Girl, you are one hot mess! LOL! Happy April. Hugs and blessings, Cindy

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  14. Oh Diana - I should've known, didn't see the date you published this! LOL!!! I love it! Great tip... lots of heat and hot water, should do the trick!!! LOL!! Have a blessed day :)

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  15. You got us!!! That is a good one... Thanks for giving us a big smile..
    Love and the best to you..... Even if it was an April fools thing, you might still have to ask forgiveness. LOL

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  16. Ok, so you had me until I read I'd have to hold the hair dryer in place for 47 minutes. How gullible am I? I hope you had a lovely Easter my friend. xo

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  17. Okay, this is one of the best April Fools I have read in a long time. I began questioning it when the blow dryer had to be on for 47 1/2 minutes. So funny!

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  18. That's funny :)
    Happy April wishes to you.

    All the best Jan

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  19. Ha ha ha!!

    I wrote a post today about bloggers being like penpals and I included your blog on a list I read. Hope that is okay!

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  20. such a delightful story of plants
    i believe in miracles more than anything else

    blessings!

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  21. Haha, now that was a good one:) Enjoy your day dear friend, HUGS!

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  22. Diana! I'm just seeing this on last day of April! Good one!!!

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  23. I just now saw this and was about to go grab my geranium plant until I read the end. LOL. I'd call this a May Day joke. It's now May 2nd. That's how far behind I am! LOL. Hope you are doing well. Take care my friend.

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