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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Does BUXOM BERTHA SCARE You?

This is a
VERY SHORT 
post today.

I am off to open up at the 
VA this morning at
6:00 AM.

But. I did want to show you 
my little 
SCAREWOMAN!

I put this together using 
2 Dollar Store mops and
an old mop that I don't use anymore.

I used a wig form for the head
and purchased her lovely
OUTFIT
from Goodwill.

Without further ado-
Here she is--
BUXOM BERTHA!
Look at that 
SASSY GIRL-
Pulling her skirt up in the air!

MyHero says-
Oh!  She looks like YOU!
Whereupon, he hustled right over to 
hustle her have his picture taken with her.

I don't like it that I can't see his hands....
just sayin'....
Tonight I have three little girls here 
and the 
SweetCheeks will pick a name for 
Somerset Magazine.

You STILL have time to sign up today!
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
Click HERE
I'll be back later-
after I am through
pushing the ol' boys around
at the VA!

LOVE MY JOB!!!
at

72 comments:

  1. Julie's LifestyleOctober 13, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    Hello Diana,
    I love Bertha! Haha she is so cute with the hubs! Have a nice day today.
    Julie xo

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  2. GinaOctober 13, 2015 at 6:30 AM

    Buxom Bertha is great and somehow she seems very animated! Have a super day!

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  3. SusieOctober 13, 2015 at 6:40 AM

    Diana, Your Hero makes me laugh...he has a sense of humor. I bet the fellows at the VA love having you there. Hugs the girls for me. Hope they are all well now. Blessings, xoxo,Susie

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  4. LaurieOctober 13, 2015 at 7:11 AM

    You sure you're comfortable leaving your Hero at home with Bertha? Lol!!!

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  5. StaceyOctober 13, 2015 at 7:12 AM

    She's too cute!!

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  6. Celestina MarieOctober 13, 2015 at 7:13 AM

    Diana she's too cute!! Love the hat. xo

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  7. Maria ElenaOctober 13, 2015 at 7:20 AM

    She is sooo cute! You are having too much fun at the VA. I hope they know how lucky they are to have you. :) xxx Maria

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  8. RonOctober 13, 2015 at 7:31 AM

    She is dahhhhlin'!

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  9. Musings from Kim K.October 13, 2015 at 7:37 AM

    What fun you are having! She's the perfect touch and how fun to see your husband getting into the spirit. Have a great day.

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  10. Barbara @ 21 Rosemary LaneOctober 13, 2015 at 7:42 AM

    She is pretty adorable Diana!! Love the hat and the flirtatious way she is pulling up her skirt!

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  11. AnonymousOctober 13, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    She's a cutie but I can see she is a trollop! :)
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

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  12. ~Lavender Dreamer~October 13, 2015 at 8:07 AM

    How cute...and I like what Shelia said! haha! Maybe you can share clothes. That outfit looks perfect for Fall! lol Enjoy your day sweet friend and thanks for missing me. Sweet hugs, Diane

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  13. Barb October 13, 2015 at 8:19 AM

    Diana, it is so nice to meet you and yes, I definitely have a sense of humor. You have to in today's world, don't you?

    Bertha is too cute.....just delightful.

    Barb

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  14. StephanieOctober 13, 2015 at 8:27 AM

    {{giggles} It's a pleasure to "meet" Buxom Bertha :) You are to funny, my friend! Hugs!

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  15. JunkchiccottageOctober 13, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Diana,
    She is perfect. How fun!!!
    Kris

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  16. Michelle JamesOctober 13, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Diana, this is the cutest thing ever! I just love your sense of humor! Buxom Bertha is the perfect name as well. Thank you for your help with the "no reply blogger issue" on my blog http://ourcraftymom.blogspot.com/ I believe I fixed it with the great tutorial Kris did. Please let me know if you are able to leave a comment now-whenever you have a chance. I really appreciate your help & Kris as well for the great tutorial! Have fun in Virginia! Michelle

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  17. Tessa~ Here there be musingOctober 13, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    "BB" is purrrrrfect!

    In fact, I am quite jealous of her buxom-ness!!!!!!!! -pout-

    Wait, where is her broom?????????

    Ahaaaa, I know! You stole it on her! Naughty you! Took it over to the VA. Gonna' give some of your favorite Vets, a ride, they won't easily forget! YOu did. You did. You did. -chuckle- Good for you!

    I'll meet you on the corner, and I can take a Vet for a ride, too. -evil grin-

    Huggggles,
    Tessa

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  18. Chatty CroneOctober 13, 2015 at 8:45 AM

    She is ADORABLE!~ Hey do you watch DWTS? Paula Dean is one of the dancers and she lifted up her skirt last night - now that was really scary.

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  19. Penny @ Penny's Vintage HomeOctober 13, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    Buxom Berta is a very striking lady....and your Hero has a gleam in his eye....better watch those two....just sayin'! Have a great day!

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  20. Preppy Empty NesterOctober 13, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    OMG... I love your Halloween Queen! Great pic with your hero. Enjoy your evening with your girls!

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  21. camp and cottage livingOctober 13, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    Bertha's not scary at all and obviously your hubby can vouch for that!
    She makes a great Fall door greeter, Diana.
    Have fun with your VA gents today!

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  22. Stephen AndrewOctober 13, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    Haha she is adorable! Does your hero feel like he has sister wives now?

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  23. Ann@A Sentimental LifeOctober 13, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    What a hoot! No not scary, just kicking her heels up, cooler weather makes her friskey!

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  24. DebbieOctober 13, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    Bertha is so cute, Diana! Looks like your hero thinks so too!
    Debbie
    xo

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  25. TrishaOctober 13, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    Way too cute! And I love her name!

    ~Trisha

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  26. Mary@mydogsmygardenandmaryOctober 13, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    Love Bertha, she is really cute. I know those Vet just love you with your great personality. You probably have them in stitches and that is such good medicine for them. They have really endured such heart ache and pain.
    Now behave yourself there LOL - have a good one with the "Girls".
    Hugs, to you dear friend.
    Mary

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  27. JillOctober 13, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    Love her! She is just adorable! And so much style ;-) Have a wonderful day!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  28. Tina@WhatWeKeepOctober 13, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    Bertha is perfect for the porch! Watch out, your Hero seems quite taken with her.
    Have fun with the boys at the VA...it must be a good day when they see your smiling face.

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  29. cards4ubylouise and other treasuresOctober 13, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    Nice colors...what will you do for a follow-up to Winter? You just may have started a tradition that we will look forward to seeing....lol!

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  30. UnknownOctober 13, 2015 at 11:18 AM

    She is wonderful and so are you! Hubby is kinda' sweet too.

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  31. Row homes and CobblestonesOctober 13, 2015 at 11:20 AM

    Entirely way too cute Diana, I love her!
    xoxo

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  32. Wild Oak DesignsOctober 13, 2015 at 11:29 AM

    Pretty clever if you ask me! That is one cute scare - woman.....
    Can't wait to see if I might win the magazine....
    Nancy

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  33. Cheryl @ TFDOctober 13, 2015 at 12:00 PM

    Hope you're having fun at the VA. My FIL lived in the VA nursing home wing a couple of years until he passed away. It is a great facility and he was well cared for. You are doing a great service and I know the ole guys appreciate it! My FIL would have loved you...he loved to tease and kid around.

    Love Buxom Bertha...you did a fab job fixing her up!

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  34. Jemma@athomewithjemmaOctober 13, 2015 at 12:19 PM

    Can you hear me laughing from Texas!! I think she might make a great friend, with her full figure, I bet she is one good cook!
    xo
    Jemma

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  35. UnknownOctober 13, 2015 at 12:21 PM

    Love her. She really does look sassy! And your hero should get his hands slapped with a ruler LOL What a grat idea for a scare woman.

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  36. Michelle JamesOctober 13, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    Thanks Diana! My direct email is michelle.james42@gmail.com I am going to try Kris' tutorial again. Have a great day!

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  37. Simply LKJOctober 13, 2015 at 1:23 PM

    Thanks for the laugh! Love her.

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  38. SylviaOctober 13, 2015 at 1:39 PM

    Very Cute, love her! Your Hero is just too cute !

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  39. Dayle ~ A Collection of DaysOctober 13, 2015 at 2:11 PM

    Love love this!

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  40. Pom PomOctober 13, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    She's funny! I can tell My Hero likes her.

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  41. ConnieOctober 13, 2015 at 3:18 PM

    I don't know how much she looks like you, but she certainly has your sassy outgoing personality.
    Know wonder your hubby loves her, too LOL

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  42. AdamOctober 13, 2015 at 4:28 PM

    she does look real at first glance

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  43. NanaNor'sOctober 13, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Hi sweetie, Yes I would worry about your man too! What a cute scarewoman you've made. Hope you had a great day with all those vets-well done girl.
    Hugs, Noreen

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  44. Red Rose AlleyOctober 13, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Buxom Bertha looks delightful with her orange Fall outfit and the crow on her shoulder. This is one creative Fall décor, Diana. You are too funny.

    love, ~Sheri

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  45. This N ThatOctober 13, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Adorable...Where you looking in the mirror when you created her?? What an imagination..Very cute..Funny

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  46. Deb @ Frugal Little BungalowOctober 13, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    LOL GO MY HERO !:)

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  47. S H ElliottOctober 13, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    Buxom Bertha has style! Sheila

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  48. LorrieOctober 13, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Buxom Bertha looks like a fun friend. Love the photo with your husband.

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  49. KellyOctober 13, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    Love your female scarecrow! Since you have so many girls over at your house, it is fitting. Your husband has a good sense of humor too.

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  50. BeemieOctober 13, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    Your scare girl has a lot of fashion sense...her hair is quite stylin', may need to find her hair dresser.

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  51. Lisa @ Texas DecorOctober 13, 2015 at 7:27 PM

    She's fabulous! Love the black crow on her shoulder too! Hope you enjoy your time at the VA. I just know you keep all of them in stitches laughing so hard with you! xoxo

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  52. AnonymousOctober 13, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    Bertha, is soooo- cute! I adore your hero; he's such a good sport! :)

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  53. Gypsy HeartOctober 13, 2015 at 8:01 PM

    She's hot! :) Cute idea...and cute photos!

    xo
    Pat

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  54. CeciliaOctober 13, 2015 at 8:18 PM

    No, she doesn't scare me...she's too cute! Aw, isn't your hubby cute too? What a great sense of humor. :)
    I know those guys at the VA enjoy your time with them. Wishing you a blessed rest of the week.
    hugs

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  55. Rose LOctober 13, 2015 at 8:19 PM

    A very unique and fun scare crow lady!

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  56. NellieOctober 13, 2015 at 8:41 PM

    You've done it again, Diana! What a creative decoration! xo Nellie

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  57. Carla from The RiverOctober 13, 2015 at 8:57 PM

    Fun, I love it. :-)) We will have to see if she has a boyfriend at her side by the end of the week.
    xx oo
    Carla

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  58. Marilyn @ MountainTopSpiceOctober 13, 2015 at 9:07 PM

    Too hilarious! You are always a hoot my friend!

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  59. The Joy of Home with Martha EllenOctober 13, 2015 at 9:11 PM

    Buxom Bertha is just adorable! Great job on her creation. Cute photo with your hubby and her! Have a great evening. xo ♥

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  60. Leena Milligan LanteigneOctober 13, 2015 at 9:18 PM

    This is so cute! What a clever idea! Great job! Hugs, Leena

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  61. DonnaOctober 13, 2015 at 9:27 PM

    What a fun idea, Diana! Maybe you need to make one in the image of your Hero:)
    Hope you had a good day at the VA.

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  62. MerlesworldOctober 13, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    My she is exciting.
    Merle............

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  63. God's Grace OverflowsOctober 13, 2015 at 9:47 PM

    You Crack me up, Diana! Now who are you trying to scare away? Haha!

    Enjoy your week!
    Hugs, Amy

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  64. God's Grace OverflowsOctober 13, 2015 at 9:47 PM

    You Crack me up, Diana! Now who are you trying to scare away? Haha!

    Enjoy your week!
    Hugs, Amy

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  65. Karen @ Beatrice EuphemieOctober 14, 2015 at 1:21 AM

    Aw! She's great, Diana! Colorful and sassy! Maybe hubby was right! Too cute :) xo Karen

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  66. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - MaybeOctober 14, 2015 at 5:44 AM

    I am sure she will put a smile on everyone who sees her.

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  67. Kim October 14, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    She's fabulous! I expect nothing less from you! ;)

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  68. tammy jOctober 14, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    now THAT'S a waistline i envy!
    your hero is so cute there.
    he's a good lookin' guy.
    kinda nice seeing the FRONT of his whole face for a change...
    you know... without a wicked christmas elf hogging the picture! XO♥

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  69. Amy at Ms. Toody Goo ShoesOctober 14, 2015 at 9:32 PM

    Buxom Bertha is a beauty! I wouldn't leave her alone with your Hero, though ;)

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  70. DewenaOctober 14, 2015 at 11:56 PM

    Goodness, Diana, you're a topnotch scarecrow designer! I love Buxom Bertha! Obviously, so does your Hero!

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  71. Feral TurtleOctober 15, 2015 at 8:38 AM

    Bahaha You better watch out for your Hero. He looks like he has the eye for Buxom Bertha......

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  72. cynthia lee designsOctober 15, 2015 at 9:06 PM

    Love Miss Bertha...too cute with her black crow!!
    ~Cindy

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